Hey, I was you website though a form that was arguing Christians vs evolution. Then someone said what about FSM and we learned of your weird clan thing. I went to you “hate mail” section and was sadden by what some people said and how they displayed Christians as Hippocrates. But, I’m hoping you put me into your “hate mail” except this is more of a love mail letter. Knowing you will make fun of this and maybe mess with words I will say what I have to say. When I was looking though your site I literally started to tear up thinking of what you guys are doing and how you are mocking God. because I know that if you were to die today that you would all go to hell. unless at one point you declared Christ as your lord and savior. I just want to say i guess is that God loves you no matter what and that I will pray that you may come to accept Jesus in your heart and I know that this will most likely not effect you but, I had to try so God-bless and keep you safe and out of harm and remember no matter how much you hate him he loves you two times as much :)
PS email me if you put this on your site (and pirates are awesome) -Erik Jackson
So is it ok for us to declare Christ as our lord and saviour even if we don’t believe?
Surely if God loved us no matter what then surely he wouldn’t allow us to be sent to hell. Just read the first I’d really rather you didn’t!
I love the way they’ve invented this imaginary ‘Hell’ place and then expect us all to buy into it.
I refuse to share your guilt and your delusions. But hey, good luck with that, mm-k?
Displaying Christians as Hippocrates… I can’t tell if that’s a playful rhetorical device, attempted irony, or successful ignorance. But I imagine Hippocrates would be none too pleased about it.
Sorry, you failed. I don’t hate God; why hate something that doesn’t exist?
Ah… hell… the place that the God who loves us unconditionally stops loving us because we failed to meet certain conditions—like being a Christian. And, this is for all of eternity! Christianity and all religions like it (which damn nonbelievers to hell) are a joke that would be funny, except too many idiots believe them.
I want a hippocrate!
Surely it would be big, and cratey!
I know I’m going to Hel.
Hel, who the christians stole and turned to Hell was an ancient goddess of fire, and when he followers died, they went into her warm womb for eternity.
But since pagans are evil, it’s obviously a horrible place. (And notice how it went from being controlled by a woman to a man.)
I’m sorry, I just can’t read something that has so many grammatical errors in the first three sentences. First rule: if you want credibility for what you’re saying/selling, be or at least sound as educated as your audience. I give this paper an F.
I’m sorry, I just can’t read something that has so many grammatical errors in the first three sentences. First rule: if you want credibility for what you’re saying/selling, be or at least sound as educated as your audience. I give this paper an F.
A god who sends finite beings with no conception of the infinite to infinite torment for finite sins is infinitely unjust.
Your god is infinitely unjust.
My God doesn’t believe in Hell. It belives in Beer.
And Strippers.
Yay, God! Ramen!
Brakes please, did you not just say
(First and only reaction to the part of God loves you, but your going to hell.)
“Because I know that if you were to die today that you would all go to hell.”
because that seems like saying
“There is a god that will send you to an everlasting torment and death, but he loves you.”
Now dont get me wrong but not following God or Jesus but being a good person everywhere else will send you to hell where you will be tortured for eternity, seems a bit harsh does it not?
Lets think about this logically for a second, in the Torah it explains a hating and jealous god. And in the bible it explains a hating and jealous god, but he loves you. Contradiction? I think so.
Now lets take another look at Hell as a whole, why would anyone be sent to an everlasting torment, forever and ever, for not following god? That pisses me off, and its not fair in the least bit.
~Allen
You were doing well up to ‘how you are mocking god.’ Isn’t god supposed to be forgiving? And why are we Jews supposed to accept Christ as our savior?
- With lots of compassion,
A Jewish Guy
P.S.- You displayed yourself as a stereotypical Christian hypocrite right there. Have fun dealing with that moral blow!
A “Love mail” letter in which you clearly (with shocking grammar) tell us several times that we’re all going to hell… Uh isnt that a bad place or something?
I actually believe very much in God (although I fail to see why He categorically couldn’t have created evolution… But who really cares what I think because as a Catholic, I’ll be burning in hell with the rest of you), but HOLY CRAP!
It does *not* help the God-believers’ cause when we are being represented by dumbass illiterates such as the OP. Does he also not beleive in using the most basic rules of English grammar (proper sentence structure, punctuation, capitalization, etc) or Spellcheck?
Hey it’s the Jewish kid again! Back doing his concerned Jew thing.
FSM is mocking ‘Intelligent Design’, which was made up to teach in schools because of seperation of Church and State, meaning that FSM is not mocking g-d (I refuse to use his name in a manor like this, ’tis the way of the Jew), it’s mocking the religious nutcase who came up with the idea to teach ‘Intelligent Design’ to be taught in school instead of g-d. There. We shall not be damned on this day! Nor any day in the afterlife as a matter of fact!
Jews Rule!
~The Jewish Kid
I was you website too. Pirates are awesome (Pirates are Christians, aren’t they? Oh they must be, they are awesome). How many Pirates can you fit into a Hippo crate? A lot, I’ll bet.
Literally tearing up here.
“HIPPOCRATES” is an anagram of “CHOP PIRATES”.
So, if you look very closely at this message (in the same way that people have been poring over the Bible for centuries in an effort to find something that will support their own world view), it is clear that this person, despite his expression of love, wants to cut the followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster into small pieces.
Beware. He probably has significant numbers tattooed on his scalp.
Does Jesus have a beer volcano and a stripper factory in his heaven?
(WARNING: IF YOU ANSWER NO TO THIS QUESTION WE WILL NOT CONVERT!)
___ Yes
___ No
Please check the appropriate box.
Meh. I suspect the literate Christians are the ones who are smart enough to realize that an anonymous note threatening us with hell isn’t going to send us in droves to the nearest church. Maybe that’s why all the received mail is so… lacking in basic grammar, spelling, sense, etc.