Comments on: Sure would hate to be you on Judgment Day! http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm Sun, 20 Jul 2008 21:45:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: Cape Buffalo http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-386128 Cape Buffalo Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:45:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-386128 why prophecies are coming true: you are taking events that happened, and found a way to fit them loosely into you little belief system as a copeing mechanism because you see science bring down the 1000s year old walls of bullshit you believe in. Mabey thats it. why prophecies are coming true: you are taking events that happened, and found a way to fit them loosely into you little belief system as a copeing mechanism because you see science bring down the 1000s year old walls of bullshit you believe in. Mabey thats it.

]]> By: GOD http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-201898 GOD Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:27:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-201898 Hold your breath my child, until it arrives! Hold your breath my child, until it arrives!

]]> By: Peter Popoff http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-201896 Peter Popoff Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:25:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-201896 So? I guess no fifty then? So? I guess no fifty then?

]]> By: GOD http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-201894 GOD Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:22:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-201894 How dare you guestion me?!? Just for that, I shall take away a few more of Dubya's brain cells and, and, make a whole new batch of religious fruitcakes to irritate the rest of the world! Now make with the worshiping before you really get on my nerves and I make All the oil go away tomorrow! How dare you guestion me?!? Just for that, I shall take away a few more of Dubya’s brain cells and, and, make a whole new batch of religious fruitcakes to irritate the rest of the world! Now make with the worshiping before you really get on my nerves and I make All the oil go away tomorrow!

]]> By: ۞ http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-201890 ۞ Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:12:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-201890 Yeah, GOD if yer want praisin' do somethin' amazin'. I don't mean something small like water in to wine - how about the Atlantic Ocean in to Stella Artois? Oh and don't kill all the fishies and stuff to do it - in for a penny in for a pound on miracles I always say. Yeah, GOD if yer want praisin’ do somethin’ amazin’.
I don’t mean something small like water in to wine - how about the Atlantic Ocean in to Stella Artois?
Oh and don’t kill all the fishies and stuff to do it - in for a penny in for a pound on miracles I always say.

]]> By: Peter Popoff http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-201888 Peter Popoff Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:07:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-201888 I lovbe you God, could you put a fifty in my wallet though? I'm getting low on beers. Thank you, Your follower thru Christ, Me I lovbe you God, could you put a fifty in my wallet though?
I’m getting low on beers.
Thank you,
Your follower thru Christ,
Me

]]> By: GOD http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-201886 GOD Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:00:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-201886 Praise me! Praise me people! Yes I am the only deity, I promise! no, that's not a wedgie, and this robe is not there to hide it, dammit! Spend eternity basking in how wonderful I am! Sing my praises and make me feel loved, because I am all powerful, but my ego needs a little boosting, so all my best followers get to be rewarded by admiring me forever! What a treat! No sex, no booze, that whole virgin thing is just a ruse! Worship me here, worship me there! LOVE ME!!!! Praise me! Praise me people! Yes I am the only deity, I promise! no, that’s not a wedgie, and this robe is not there to hide it, dammit! Spend eternity basking in how wonderful I am! Sing my praises and make me feel loved, because I am all powerful, but my ego needs a little boosting, so all my best followers get to be rewarded by admiring me forever! What a treat! No sex, no booze, that whole virgin thing is just a ruse! Worship me here, worship me there! LOVE ME!!!!

]]> By: Weet Barley http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-201882 Weet Barley Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:43:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-201882 Hmmm... How about the fact that most Biblical scholars agree that the majority of prophecy was written after the events actually occurred? Biblical scholars have discovered a pattern in all prophetic books: The prophecies are extremely accurate up to the time of the author and then regarding the time ahead of the author become extremely vague. How could this be? The authors are making up a book and claiming that it is an older book than it actually is. Hmmm… How about the fact that most Biblical scholars agree that the majority of prophecy was written after the events actually occurred? Biblical scholars have discovered a pattern in all prophetic books: The prophecies are extremely accurate up to the time of the author and then regarding the time ahead of the author become extremely vague. How could this be? The authors are making up a book and claiming that it is an older book than it actually is.

]]> By: Anneli http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-201876 Anneli Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:22:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-201876 I'm just wondering... Do you really BELIVE in judgementday? I mean, standing before god and all that? Think that it's going to be? But that's just... stupid. A bed time story for mean children. And about heaven, I don't think I want to end up there. The bible god is just one big hypocrite. And I don't want to spend forever with it. I have enough with that on earth thank you very much. I’m just wondering… Do you really BELIVE in judgementday? I mean, standing before god and all that? Think that it’s going to be? But that’s just… stupid. A bed time story for mean children.
And about heaven, I don’t think I want to end up there. The bible god is just one big hypocrite. And I don’t want to spend forever with it. I have enough with that on earth thank you very much.

]]> By: jesus christ http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-14486 jesus christ Mon, 13 Nov 2006 19:37:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-14486 @homo narrans i hear you. they call us crazy @homo narrans

i hear you. they call us crazy

]]> By: Homo narrans http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-14484 Homo narrans Mon, 13 Nov 2006 19:32:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-14484 All this judgement day crap...it worries me that if Jerusalem were to disappear under a nuclear mushroom cloud tomorrow, 44% of America would cheer. And all the while global warming is actually threatening serious climate change. When things start to go to shit, i think i'm gonna emmigrate to New Zealand, where the country's infrastructure exceeds its demands. Peace be with you. RAmen All this judgement day crap…it worries me that if Jerusalem were to disappear under a nuclear mushroom cloud tomorrow, 44% of America would cheer. And all the while global warming is actually threatening serious climate change.
When things start to go to shit, i think i’m gonna emmigrate to New Zealand, where the country’s infrastructure exceeds its demands.

Peace be with you.
RAmen

]]> By: jesus christ http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-14464 jesus christ Mon, 13 Nov 2006 17:54:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-14464 why is everybody so fucking worried about judgement day. i guess people buy judgement day because their lives suck. the only judgement day i know of is terminator 2: judgement day. malarky, one a dumb word why is everybody so fucking worried about judgement day. i guess people buy judgement day because their lives suck. the only judgement day i know of is terminator 2: judgement day. malarky, one a dumb word

]]> By: Lamna http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-12897 Lamna Wed, 08 Nov 2006 18:18:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-12897 Oh great end timers. Did you know they have a site that will send us emails to explin what happend when god takes them. Still im looking forward to judgement day. Free cloths! "Bible prophecies obviously came from cheating time travelers. Duh! " Dam you doctor! Oh great end timers. Did you know they have a site that will send us emails to explin what happend when god takes them. Still im looking forward to judgement day. Free cloths!

“Bible prophecies obviously came from cheating time travelers.
Duh! ”
Dam you doctor!

]]> By: Don'tworrybou'it http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-3859 Don'tworrybou'it Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:56:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-3859 no its RAmen, not Carmen, you idiot, go dont exist, therefore im fine no its RAmen, not Carmen, you idiot, go dont exist, therefore im fine

]]> By: Matt http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-1290 Matt Thu, 14 Sep 2006 04:50:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-1290 oh man, I thought the end of that said 'God bless! ramen' I declare that the similarity of one's name to any FSM term gives them automatic entry into our ancient faith oh man, I thought the end of that said ‘God bless! ramen’
I declare that the similarity of one’s name to any FSM term gives them automatic entry into our ancient faith

]]> By: Walnut http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-1503 Walnut Fri, 01 Sep 2006 00:06:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-1503 Uh, just to say this, whether you're a Pastafarian, Christian, or any other religion, it would really help if you didn't take one person's impression on you, and suddenly expand that to fit everyone of the same group. For example, if someone who was Jewish, was a bit nasty to you, don't go saying that *every* Jew out there will push you around and then laugh at you. Same can go with anybody else. If someone's a Christian, then that's fine. You have your beliefs and I have mine. I happen to be a Pastafarian, who was "raised" (I never really paid attention in church) Christian. I'll be fine without somebody of another faith shoving things down my throat about how I'll suffer. May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen! -Walnut Obezyana Uh, just to say this, whether you’re a Pastafarian, Christian, or any other religion, it would really help if you didn’t take one person’s impression on you, and suddenly expand that to fit everyone of the same group.

For example, if someone who was Jewish, was a bit nasty to you, don’t go saying that *every* Jew out there will push you around and then laugh at you. Same can go with anybody else.

If someone’s a Christian, then that’s fine. You have your beliefs and I have mine. I happen to be a Pastafarian, who was “raised” (I never really paid attention in church) Christian. I’ll be fine without somebody of another faith shoving things down my throat about how I’ll suffer.

May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen!
-Walnut Obezyana

]]> By: Rohan http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-1502 Rohan Thu, 31 Aug 2006 02:39:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-1502 I'm always reminded of the Ten Commandments when I think about the best religion in the world, Christianity. I believe one was "Thou shalt not kill"? Oh, good times, remembering all the people that have been killed by Christians, and not just people of other religions...unless I'm wrong, most wars were between Christian countries, like Hundred Years War. May FSM guide thee. I’m always reminded of the Ten Commandments when I think about the best religion in the world, Christianity. I believe one was “Thou shalt not kill”? Oh, good times, remembering all the people that have been killed by Christians, and not just people of other religions…unless I’m wrong, most wars were between Christian countries, like Hundred Years War.

May FSM guide thee.

]]> By: mkg http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-1501 mkg Wed, 30 Aug 2006 03:34:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-1501 wasn't the judgement supposed to happen 2000 years ago? <a href="http://asv.biblebrowser.com/mark/13-30.htm" rel="nofollow">http://asv.biblebrowser.com/mark/13-30.htm</a> wasn’t the judgement supposed to happen 2000 years ago? http://asv.biblebrowser.com/mark/13-30.htm

]]> By: Casidhe http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-1500 Casidhe Tue, 29 Aug 2006 18:45:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-1500 malarkey is the best fucking word ever... oh yeah and fuck jesus. malarkey is the best fucking word ever… oh yeah and fuck jesus.

]]> By: Kaoru http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-1499 Kaoru Sat, 26 Aug 2006 02:46:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/08/sure-would-hate-to-be-you-on-judgment-day.htm#comment-1499 Bible prophecies? Come on, what are you talking about? So what if the bible mentions things that have happened after it was written. Its easy to say that something like a war will come to pass. They should have practiced their Nostradamus impression a little more. Now let me guess, you're the type that is easily deceived, and then you end up crying about it a month later when you finally learn the truth. What a fragile mind you have. And as for the part about judgment day, if I do end up going to hell I'll be sure to send you a post card and a couple shitty trinkets. I might just organize a party. So if you're sure that you'd want to miss out on all the fun, you go on ahead and keep living your life as an ignorant jerk. Ciao. Bible prophecies? Come on, what are you talking about? So what if the bible mentions things that have happened after it was written. Its easy to say that something like a war will come to pass. They should have practiced their Nostradamus impression a little more.

Now let me guess, you’re the type that is easily deceived, and then you end up crying about it a month later when you finally learn the truth. What a fragile mind you have. And as for the part about judgment day, if I do end up going to hell I’ll be sure to send you a post card and a couple shitty trinkets. I might just organize a party.

So if you’re sure that you’d want to miss out on all the fun, you go on ahead and keep living your life as an ignorant jerk.
Ciao.

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