I sure would hate to be you on Judgment Day. You think God and the Bible are all a bunch of malarkey. Well, if that’s true, please explain why hundreds of Bible prophecies have already come true and are STILL unfolding before our very eyes….. God bless! Carmen
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whatever people
Q, Your concept of pastafarian hell is quite incorrect, for He is tolerent.
She would just be stuck drinking Budweiser, and have second rate gender nonspecific strippers, also she would have to wash dishes.
Holy crap! She used the word ‘malarkey’. I didn’t even think that word still existed.
This is actually really great, because I’m kind of in a jam. I need to write a history paper on the civil war. Since you were apparently around for it, as evidenced by your vocabulary, could I interview you for it, Carmen? Thanks!
Carmen, I sure would hate to be you on Spaghetti Day. You think FSM and the Gospel are all a bunch of malarkey. Well, if that’s true, please explain why hundreds of Gospel prophecies have already come true and are STILL unfolding before our very eyes….. FSM bless! Sam
I was visited by FSM in a dream, he told me comment upon your crappy e-mail, so from the coolest god on earth, heres a big ol’
FUCK YOU!
Do you people not understand this is a joke? Why are you getting pissed at a bunch of Atheists having a laugh? They’re causing no harm whatsoever. If you want to get pissed at someone, try Shirley Phelps Roper, Jerry Falwell, and others who call themselves Christian and disgrace the name of Christianity with their hate speech?
Sorry… this interlude of sane and logical discussion is over, let the Christer bullshit continue.
I am a recent convert to FSM (sause be upon Him). I used to be a Muslim, and then an xian,then a Hindu, then an atheist, but I can see now how deluded I was. Lisa and Carmen I hope you soon see the Light. You don’t want to drown in boiling water for all eternity, do you? Please accept His sausiousity.
Hundreds of Bible prophecies come true, eh? By that are you referring to the random letters that make up “bible codes” such as the assassination of JFK or Judgement Day happening in 2012? Come ON! Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? And plus, just about every Christian would be going to hell anyway… (Not to be an asshole or anything, but this is a “fact” by Biblical logic.) When Christ died on the cross for you, he did NOT absolve you of your duty to not eat meat on Fridays, yet just about all of you forget that. He did NOT absolve you of having to eat Kosher products, and I doubt that you ask to be forgiven for THAT one at confession. So, it’s the little things that always get you fucked ouver… Now, once you’re a paragon of your religion, THEN you can bash other ones, real or fictional. (I myself am an Atheist, born and raised both Christian and Jewish, so I’m well aware of the “divine law” governing both of those ridiculous religions.)
-Asher Rosenbloom
“Judgement Day happening in 2012″
Thousands of years older than any bible.
Mayans predicted this, christians stole it. (which happens alot)
Which 2012? If you dont use the BC/AD calender, that could have come and gone several times by now…
Oh, and just to say for the OP, I dont think God would be particularly pleased that you are assuming you are him. From my understanding of Biblical-based religion, only God would have the right to judge people. So, you are either claiming you are God himself, or know his exact thoughts and feelings. Now, isnt each one of those classed as blastphemy?
Eric!
“Malarky” is a wonderful word and still used in the more progressive parts of the British Isles…
You may find your vocabulary will become richer and your life will become happier if you were to use such words more frequently.
Other gems you could experiment with are:
Galvanting
Kerfuffle
Palava
Go on… open your mind!
Bible prophecies? Come on, what are you talking about? So what if the bible mentions things that have happened after it was written. Its easy to say that something like a war will come to pass. They should have practiced their Nostradamus impression a little more.
Now let me guess, you’re the type that is easily deceived, and then you end up crying about it a month later when you finally learn the truth. What a fragile mind you have. And as for the part about judgment day, if I do end up going to hell I’ll be sure to send you a post card and a couple shitty trinkets. I might just organize a party.
So if you’re sure that you’d want to miss out on all the fun, you go on ahead and keep living your life as an ignorant jerk.
Ciao.
malarkey is the best fucking word ever… oh yeah and fuck jesus.
wasn’t the judgement supposed to happen 2000 years ago? http://asv.biblebrowser.com/mark/13-30.htm
I’m always reminded of the Ten Commandments when I think about the best religion in the world, Christianity. I believe one was “Thou shalt not kill”? Oh, good times, remembering all the people that have been killed by Christians, and not just people of other religions…unless I’m wrong, most wars were between Christian countries, like Hundred Years War.
May FSM guide thee.
Uh, just to say this, whether you’re a Pastafarian, Christian, or any other religion, it would really help if you didn’t take one person’s impression on you, and suddenly expand that to fit everyone of the same group.
For example, if someone who was Jewish, was a bit nasty to you, don’t go saying that *every* Jew out there will push you around and then laugh at you. Same can go with anybody else.
If someone’s a Christian, then that’s fine. You have your beliefs and I have mine. I happen to be a Pastafarian, who was “raised” (I never really paid attention in church) Christian. I’ll be fine without somebody of another faith shoving things down my throat about how I’ll suffer.
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen!
-Walnut Obezyana
oh man, I thought the end of that said ‘God bless! ramen’
I declare that the similarity of one’s name to any FSM term gives them automatic entry into our ancient faith
no its RAmen, not Carmen, you idiot, go dont exist, therefore im fine
Oh great end timers. Did you know they have a site that will send us emails to explin what happend when god takes them. Still im looking forward to judgement day. Free cloths!
“Bible prophecies obviously came from cheating time travelers.
Duh! ”
Dam you doctor!
why is everybody so fucking worried about judgement day. i guess people buy judgement day because their lives suck. the only judgement day i know of is terminator 2: judgement day. malarky, one a dumb word