I sure would hate to be you on Judgment Day. You think God and the Bible are all a bunch of malarkey. Well, if that’s true, please explain why hundreds of Bible prophecies have already come true and are STILL unfolding before our very eyes….. God bless! Carmen
Do they? No, really, do they? Because your statement contradicts reality. What bible prophecies, where? I have a RSS to google news and I’ve heard nothing resembling the seas turning to blood.
Please remember that a vague passage can be reinterpreted to mean anything by someone looking hard enough.Is that enough of an explanation?
Name one bible prophecy that has come true. And not something vague like “one day the sea will rise up” and claim that this predicted the Tsunami.
Did you at all consider that we don’t believe in your judgement day?
Even if what you say is true then unlike most crackpot, brainwashed christians I actually use my brain. I’m pretty sure that’s what your god wants her/his/its greatest creation to do…
I predict that somewhere in the world it will rain, and people will die in automobile accidents.
Does this make me a God? Cool.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster spoke ONLY to Nastradamus and it has been proven that ONLY Nastradamus has accurately predicted future events correctly.
There is NO WAY your Bible could hold the truth. The Flying Spaghetti Monster did not speak to these false prohhets. Your story is false and you are doomed to die in a horrible way if you do not repent and bow down before The Flying Spaghetti Monster and beg for forgiveness for your sins!
I will pray for your poor lost soul…
Bible prophecies obviously came from cheating time travelers.
Duh!
Short and sweet just the way I like them, now any prophecies made by the Bible and people like Nostradamus have been vague at best, and very contratictive.
Hey I predict that it will rain in the next couple of days, you heard it here first people! Saying in the bible about great Tsunamis doesnt make it correct considering we have had millions of them in the Earth’s lifespan. And I have yet to see a 6 headed beast rise out of the ocean. And if that happens its probably a mutated squid that washed up on shore.
Judgment day my ass.
Actually the Koran has been way ahead of the bible when it comes to explaining the world and all that.
“Hundreds” of Bible Prophecies have come true? Surely you know that ‘Lying’ is a ‘Sin’ .. right?
Making exaggerations (and in your case Outright Lies) is no way to convince someone your position is the Real and Truthful one.
For Shame.
Dear Carmen,
I am sure you would hate to be Bobby Henderson on Judgement day since he is doomed to the pit, but at least he has a soul. Women don’t. It’s all right here, plain as day.
I am a member of the gay pride pink panty brigade and have decided to come out of the closet. Forget all the stuff I said before, I was just trying to be Butch.
Carmen dear, don’t you wish you could be GOD’S SON? Because God really has no use for women you know. http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/women/long.html
In fact, after He found out His Son was a Jew, GOD had Him nailed up and killed. I LOVE YOU TOO, PA! OW, OW, OW, the nails, the nails!
Carmen, so much hate from a follower of a faith based on peace and forgiveness. I guess it’s a lot easier to be pious and judgemental, though.
In any case, I pray that one day you feel the touch of his noodly appendage. rAmen!
Pastor Al E Pistle: Landover Baptist is a fake site, might want to try Westboro Baptist.
The revelation such as all of the verses and passages in the bible are heresay over heresay. People who saw God or heard God who spoke only to them and no one else. And unless I see an angel or God himself I choose not to believe in such heresay.
The invisible conseption of Jesus is only depicted in the bible as something Mary or Joeseph said by people who claim that she was a virgin, and not what they actually would write. Heresay over heresay is all it is.
To follow such religions as Judaism, Islam, and Christianity blindly without reading the Bible/Torah/Koran, is following what something has been said for generations, without realizing that it is all what the people who wrote the passages said, and not really the word of God.
Look at the childs game where they create a sentence and pass it around in a circle and when the last person is asked to say the sentence. Its deformed and quite often not even the original sentence.
no no… its true, I think the bible says something about Jesus coming back around eh.. now, or something… umm.. i think, anyway, i have a theory, scientists say that the earth is the hottest its been in 2 thousand years, back when Jesus was around! so that means that Jesus is coming back. Don’t you see? Jesus causes global warming.
Oh great and powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster, save us from Jesus and his Ferocious Earth warming wrath!!!!11!!!one!11!
I hope you all don’t consider this spam, but I am trying to spread the word (of both FSM and other equally-critical world issues) on my blog: sturmwind72.blogspot.com.
I would appreciate any support or guidance this community could offer (I’m a relatively new convert and evangelist).
rAmen!
I must simply quote one of my fave bands (fave for now, anyway) Disturbed
“Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye
How long will we be…”
Teh Bible is a load of shit. Vague prophecies, people can interpret them wrong etc etc. Just be thaknful we have this Earth. If God really did exist I don’t know why anyone would bring themselves to like him.
CANT YOU PEOPLE GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!!! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FLYING SPAGEHTTI MONSTER!! ITS A LOAD OF SHIT.
TELL ME HOW YOU CAN BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP:lmr26@ptd.net
Oh, but Lisa, there is indeed a Flying Spegetti Monster. The fact that you do not believe is because you are unwilling to have faith. First, have faith. Then your soul will be touched by his noodly appendage.
rAmen.
Lisa, I love you, and FSM loves you, but I’m sorry: until you accept the holy gluten into you life and declare yourself al dente, you are doomed to dwell forever in the pits of the Dark One, Chef Boy-Ar-Dee. You will be boiled in cheap sauce, amid a stench of Spaghettios and fake butter flavor. And there shall be a great wailing, and gnashing of teeth; meat-product balls shall be your bed, and cheap-ass ravioli your pillow. May FSM have mercy on your soul.
I am praying for you, even if it doesn’t mean anything to a vile, pagan, anti-pasti like you.
Ramen.
By the way people may not mock you so much if you’d use capitals properly.
Cheers!
-Trawler
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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