I sure would hate to be you on Judgment Day. You think God and the Bible are all a bunch of malarkey. Well, if that’s true, please explain why hundreds of Bible prophecies have already come true and are STILL unfolding before our very eyes….. God bless! Carmen
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All this judgement day crap…it worries me that if Jerusalem were to disappear under a nuclear mushroom cloud tomorrow, 44% of America would cheer. And all the while global warming is actually threatening serious climate change.
When things start to go to shit, i think i’m gonna emmigrate to New Zealand, where the country’s infrastructure exceeds its demands.
Peace be with you.
RAmen
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i hear you. they call us crazy
I’m just wondering… Do you really BELIVE in judgementday? I mean, standing before god and all that? Think that it’s going to be? But that’s just… stupid. A bed time story for mean children.
And about heaven, I don’t think I want to end up there. The bible god is just one big hypocrite. And I don’t want to spend forever with it. I have enough with that on earth thank you very much.
Hmmm… How about the fact that most Biblical scholars agree that the majority of prophecy was written after the events actually occurred? Biblical scholars have discovered a pattern in all prophetic books: The prophecies are extremely accurate up to the time of the author and then regarding the time ahead of the author become extremely vague. How could this be? The authors are making up a book and claiming that it is an older book than it actually is.
Praise me! Praise me people! Yes I am the only deity, I promise! no, that’s not a wedgie, and this robe is not there to hide it, dammit! Spend eternity basking in how wonderful I am! Sing my praises and make me feel loved, because I am all powerful, but my ego needs a little boosting, so all my best followers get to be rewarded by admiring me forever! What a treat! No sex, no booze, that whole virgin thing is just a ruse! Worship me here, worship me there! LOVE ME!!!!
I lovbe you God, could you put a fifty in my wallet though?
I’m getting low on beers.
Thank you,
Your follower thru Christ,
Me
Yeah, GOD if yer want praisin’ do somethin’ amazin’.
I don’t mean something small like water in to wine - how about the Atlantic Ocean in to Stella Artois?
Oh and don’t kill all the fishies and stuff to do it - in for a penny in for a pound on miracles I always say.
How dare you guestion me?!? Just for that, I shall take away a few more of Dubya’s brain cells and, and, make a whole new batch of religious fruitcakes to irritate the rest of the world! Now make with the worshiping before you really get on my nerves and I make All the oil go away tomorrow!
So? I guess no fifty then?
Hold your breath my child, until it arrives!
why prophecies are coming true: you are taking events that happened, and found a way to fit them loosely into you little belief system as a copeing mechanism because you see science bring down the 1000s year old walls of bullshit you believe in. Mabey thats it.