i do not know why you might have suggested something weird like this anyways; who might have though the flying spaghetti monster or whatever would be compared to someone like Jesus. First of all the Flying Spaghetti Monster is made up of matter, and so it had to created in the first place. Jesus is not related to this monster because there is nothing of the monster that resembles Jesus as the son. The intelligent design does agree with something or someone having to do with our being, but it is not likely to be made out of matter as we suppose as everything matter was created. Well, I hope my writing clears your thoughts about how the Flying Spaghetti Monster could not possibly be related in anyway to Jesus, and why the Intelligent Design is important as it shows what is true and that people who are rejecting scientific truth are just afraid that everything they feared is happening i.e. they are going to be judged. First people asked for proof, now they mock the proof and this is what can be seen from this blasphemy of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or what ever might follow suit. It always feels good to gain fame but consider that christianity might be true and there is a posibility that all what we christians believe might happen someday.. to mock its fun but i dont think you should mock something sacred like that.. you might be taking my whole thing as just a joke, well i hope you understand someday that Jesus is there and so is God and that you making fun is only going to cause more problems to you because he is watching you no matter if you believe what i say or not.. its not always about fun.. consider the reality before you joke about it. i hope you take back what you said someday in your life.. you know better than kidding about the God i guess..
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
And one religion/faith is wrong/right because?
What about the religions with several gods?
What about the religions with a different view on Jesus?
Should I fear that Allah will judge me? Or your god? Or what about Shiva?
I couldn’t even finish reading that. “Blah blah blah blah Jesus yay! blah blah FSM nay! blah blah blah blah.”
In fact, that right there just made a better point than anything in this letter.
“First of all the Flying Spaghetti Monster is made up of matter, and so it had to created in the first place. Jesus is not related to this monster because there is nothing of the monster that resembles Jesus as the son.”
I’m pretty sure Jesus was made up of matter.
jesus matters!
so does the flying spaghetti monster!
but only one of them is the true creator of the universe!
to the prettiest one
silly billys, every one knows that Eris made every thing, until she got bored and handed it over to somebody else
so how come when we believe in God, a.k.a. FSM, it’s so bad and stuff. HOWEVER, when christians believe in God, it’s perfectly ok. The problem in america right now is that everyone is just gobbling up all this shit about terrorism and shit, and puting their beleifs in charge of how they interpret things, and how christianity rules all. insted of going online or somthin and seeing the real news, they just turn on Fox news (a.k.a. Propaganda Central) and just watch all these fear-mongers just coment about how the war in lebanon is so bad, and yet when americans kill inocent civilians, it’s “trying to free the people”.
that is lamest bullshit I have ever heard.
all those christians who think their religeon is the best and everyone must belive it, go kill yourself. youll be much better off in heaven.
To Leah:
I’ve heard you should invite Eris to all your weddings, birthdays, or social gatherings, because she has the knack for bringing golden apples, making the other goddesses jealous which consequentially causes a war that lasts the better half of a century. She may be a drag, but it’s worth the inconvenience. Trust. Plus she certainly is wonderful company when you’re in a foul mood.
To Sam: I’ve heard that the Muslim extremists (the terrorists) claim they will each get a hundred virgins in Heaven for killing themselves in a religious suicide… Well if they keep all this up, they’re going to run out of virgins I think.
Eris is a little mischivious its true, thats why I invite her to everything via my pineal gland.
“I’ve heard that the Muslim extremists (the terrorists) claim they will each get a hundred virgins in Heaven for killing themselves in a religious suicide…”
If only that was what they said on Fox..
“Religeous terrorist blow up a car bomb”
I guess G.B. thinks that’s good enogh reason to go and waste the live of inocent people, both american and iraqi. and this is even more weird: I was holding an anti-war protest at a store, I’m pretty sure it was a 7/11, and guess wat it said in the news paper!! it said that i was “un-patriotic”!! wow, whenever i protest to SAVE the lives of AMERICANS, i’m doing a bad thing!!
I just couldn’t finish reading it .. I also saw “Blah blah blah blah Jesus yay! blah blah FSM nay! blah blah blah blah.”
Perhaps that is the Noodly Appendage of The Great Noodly One at work! Protecting me from … Drivel.
I have nothing but pity for these poor misguided cretins. The way the ramble on, vainly trying to defend their beliefs, reminds me of a childs nonsensical outpourings when they see something exciting or incomprehensible to them. Its heart breaking to think of them reciting all this religious guff with such proud conviction. I really cant bring myself to pick apart their arguments, such as they are. They’re probably better off.
A (small) clarification regarding terrorists and virgins: The great Spaghetti has intervened and guarentees that the supply of virgins will never be exhausted (or get exhausted!). An infinite number of rooms exist, occupancy = martyrs modulo 101 (or 73 depending on your beliefs…). As each room fills with the next 101 (or 73) martyrs, the door is closed - and locked. Each martyr now has 100 (or 72) virgins! A self-sustaining process. A miracle if you ask me. Just more proof of His devine appendage in action…
“there is nothing of the monster that resembles Jesus as the son.”
how do you know that Jesus didn’t look like that? you ever seem him?
“the supply of virgins will never be exhausted”
I asume the point of the virgins is to have sex with them. But who wants to have sex with a virgin anyway? They finish in 5 sec….
Well, this letter is just a fun jaunt through ecumenical(sp?) politics. Jesus WAS made of matter, as he was a real person composed of real flesh and bone and squishy bits. The divinity of Jesus was confirmed something like 500 years AFTER HIS DEATH!! Jesus had no say in the situation!
Your image of “God” is no more right or wrong than anyone elses, unless you can provide empirical evidence to the contrary (rigged statues and rednecks drunk on strychnine don’t count).
Oh,and spellcheck, punctuation, and the rules of English grammar are your friends.
-Tom
I couldnt finish it. But if jeuas was real then he was made of matter.
“Jesus is not related to this monster because there is nothing of the monster that resembles Jesus as the son.”
Well, considering that Jesus does not exist, and it therefore not a son (much less the son) and that FSM is not a son, I think are a bit related…
“the Flying Spaghetti Monster could not possibly be related in anyway to Jesus”
Of course they are different! FSM exists and Jesus doesn’t, duh…
“First people asked for proof, now they mock the proof”
First Guy “All dogs have cheese in their livers.”
Second Guy “No they don’t, and I can prove it because, being a veterinarian, I have seen a dog’s liver without any cheese in it.”
First Guy “I can prove my case as well. Hey look it is a cute little squirrel!”
Second Guy “Dude, that’s not proof.”
First Guy “insert anything you have ever heard a fundie say here”
Sure christianity might be right. But if you consider Pastafarianism to be mocking it, then christianity is certainly mocking every other religion in the world. Have you ever considered that they might be right? Ever though of criticizing people for something that you aren’t actually doing at that very moment?
“you know better than kidding about the God i guess..”
What does this mean? Does it mean that I know more than god? I do, because god doesn’t exist. Also “..” doesn’t mean anything…