whatever fools believe in this load of crap are going to burn in
hell, and that would be of your doings. Yes, it was their choice to believe in
it, but you gave them the idea and with their simple minds they took it and died
with it.
So if you can live with the thought of people burning in eternal
Hell and crying out in pure agony, then by all means be my
guest.
And any idiot would understand that the
possibility of a ‘flying spaghetti monster’ being the god who made the
earth and everything in it is beyond ridiculous.
So either you’re an
alcoholic and all of your brain cells have been destroyed, or your just plain
stupid.
Kim
hey Midget, you said that you corrected your lecturers basic formulae at uni?
big woop. everyone makes mistakes. Hell, today, my quantum mechanics lecturer accidently flipped one variable. we all spotted it, because he’d written the correct formulae the day before. It’s called reading, (or maybe pattern recognition… any psychologists around?). However, i still know very little about the theory behind it, compared to him.
If you managed to disprove, say, the quantum nature of electron energy levels, as a freshman, fresh from a jesuit school, then kudos. I doubt it however. Spotting what effectively amounts to a typo is no great feat.
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Oh, btw, he is another great advance the ROMAN catholic church has made to the world;
“Condoms contain minute pores in the latex that allow viral sized particles to get through” (hmmm, i know another viral sized particle… SPERM)
They then go on to state that AIDs can be prevented by prayer… you can pray all you want, it wont stop your appendage dropping off.
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Last but not least, please remember to differentiate between roman catholics, and others… catholic means universal (and there is nothing universal about any faith, let alone one as schismed as christianity), whereas ROMAN catholic is just one more religion in a sea of them.
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Sorry for the rant
Umm… The Aussie, Sperm are actually quite larger than viruses, you see sperm is 1 cell large, while thousands of virusus (I am one of those ppl who can’t spell to save my life) can fit into a single cell. A viral sized whole is smaller than a single sperm.
Beer does not kill brain cells stupid. Pure agony? What is impure agony like?
I like the idea. I was thinking of the Church of the Nymphomaniacs (We Love Everyone), the Last Baptist Church(with a nuke going off on horizon), and the Church of the Jerks (the Shakers were named for their “shaking” the Quakers named for their “quaking”, so I thought we could have a church for “jerking” called The Jerks or the Latter Day Jerks Scientist. We could go out and try to make everyone become a Jerk. Jerks could talk about how only the Jerks truly understand, as the baptists go to hell I guess.
Myself I am a professing Baptapentamethacostal.
Is that Fettucine?
I live this stuff! Hey Lisa, and Spaghetti hater! Does your mom know you two are still on the computer? Thanks for the input though, it was eye-opening. Did you know that Britney Spears like broke up with her man? I mean, like bummer. He was like so hot, and she was like ‘dont care’, I mean like how not cool was that? Then I heard he was like ‘i’m gonna take your unborn baby like when it is born’, and she was like ‘WTF?’
Now that was fucken funny
“And any idiot would understand that the
possibility of a ‘flying spaghetti monster’ being the god who made the
earth and everything in it is beyond ridiculous.”
Sadly, this is not the case (aside from the fact that the “idiot” would be right). FSMism is just as logical and is supported by just as much evidence as chritianity and/or ID. As you and many other idiots around the world obviously believe those Fairy Tales, one must conclude that idiots indeed cannot spot such lunacy (even though believing in the FSM is absolutely right).
Cheers,
“And any idiot would understand that the
possibility of a ‘flying spaghetti monster’ being the god who made the
earth and everything in it is beyond ridiculous.”
Sadly, this is not the case (aside from the fact that the “idiot” would be right). FSMism is just as logical and is supported by just as much evidence as chritianity and/or ID. As you and many other idiots around the world obviously believe those Fairy Tales, one must conclude that idiots indeed cannot spot such lunacy (even though believing in the FSM is absolutely right).
Cheers,
How many people are going to say we are going to hell. WE DON’T FUCKING CARE!