whatever fools

Published by henderob August 5th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

whatever fools believe in this load of crap are going to burn in
hell, and that would be of your doings. Yes, it was their choice to believe in
it, but you gave them the idea and with their simple minds they took it and died
with it.

So if you can live with the thought of people burning in eternal
Hell and crying out in pure agony, then by all means be my
guest.

And any idiot would understand that the
possibility of a ‘flying spaghetti monster’ being the god who made the
earth and everything in it is beyond ridiculous.

So either you’re an
alcoholic and all of your brain cells have been destroyed, or your just plain
stupid.

Kim

49 Responses to “whatever fools”

1. 21 - August 13th, 2006 at 10:15 am - Sam Says:
   
   

   whatever fools believe in this christian load of crap are going to burn in FSM hell, and that would be of Jesus’ doings. Yes, it was their choice to believe in it, but he gave them the idea and with their simple minds they took it and died with it.

   So if he can live with the thought of christian people burning in eternal FSM Hell and crying out in pure noodly agony, then by all means he was my guest.

   And any idiot would think that the possibility of a ‘god’ being the thing who made the earth and everything in it is beyond ridiculous.

   So either Jesus is an alcoholic and all of his brain cells have been destroyed, or he’s just plain stupid.

   Sam

2. 22 - August 14th, 2006 at 7:44 am - Ghede Says:
   
   

   ’scuse me, but I thought God was meant to support the idea of free will. If believers in FSM are believing of their own free will, surely He would be supportive? In fact, such a letter of yours would be going against His will because you are insulting other’s free will, and by way of that forcing your own religion on them. I’m sure that if there is a Hell, you’re damaging your own case more than theirs. You cannot accuse them of following a false religion and it being a sin. If they truly believe in their religion, it is not false. Pay attention to the real world, Rip Van Winkle. Noone really cares about differing religion any more. We’ve learned tolerance,which is more than I can say for you.

   Ghede

3. 23 - August 14th, 2006 at 11:29 pm - Lisa Says:
   
   

   i am cathlic and i know the lord supports the idea of free will. Anyone can believe whatever they want, it doesn’t matter to me.

   But, i also have to say that i dont believe in a flying noodle. Its my opinion, and probably a fact.

   If anyone has a problem with me speaking my mind then email me: lmr26@ptd.net

   The lord loves you,
   Lisa

4. 24 - August 15th, 2006 at 12:58 am - Trawler the Parrot Says:
   
   

   I am a pastafarian and I know the great FSM supports the idea of free will (or does he?) Anyone can believe whatever they want, it doesnt matter to me.

   But I have to say that I dont believe in some omnipotent being called “God.” Its my opinion and probably a fact.

   Please dont email me I get enough crap from idiots already.

5. 25 - August 15th, 2006 at 4:15 am - Midget in Pirate Regalia Says:
   
   

   Lisa, for FSM’s sake, it’s C-A-T-H-O-L-I-C. Note the “o” in there.

   Obviously, you’re not “cathlic” educated. Spelling is one thing they do tend to stress.

   With a stick sometimes.

6. 26 - August 15th, 2006 at 1:53 pm - spaghetti hater Says:
   
   

   Really, does it matter how she spells it?!? i cant believe you people.

   Oh yeah. too make you more pissed. I HATE SPAHETTI. are you happy?

   and dont mock her, twaler the parret. i thought we were allowed to write what we wanted. well, whatever.

   I dont even have a religon, but i laugh when i hear you people worship a flying noodle.

7. 27 - August 15th, 2006 at 7:31 pm - Midget in Pirate Regalia Says:
   
   

   Spaghetti hater writes:

   Actually, yes, it damn well does. You may not get this, being a semi-literate twit. I was raised (and actually remain, in conjunction with FSM-ism) CATH-O-LIC. We have, with no small amount of justification, been accused of stifling scientific discoveries and other advances in earlier centuries. We have deserved such accusation.

   Conversely, we have also aided greatly in the advance of scientific education, especially within the last 100+ years (anyone heard of the Big Bang? Oh, yeah…Georges Lemaître: Catholic Priest). My scientific education, at a Jesuit high school, was more intensive and of higher quality than that which I received at a state university. I actually CORRECTED MY UW PROFESSORS ON BASIC FORMULAE. AS A FRESHMAN.

   She invites derision, because she obviously failed to take advantage of the opportunities given her. This is, of course, assuming she actally IS a “cathlic”.

8. 28 - August 15th, 2006 at 7:34 pm - Midget in Pirate Regalia Says:
   
   

   WTF? the quote disappeared.

   SH wrote:

   “Really, does it matter how she spells it?!? i cant believe you people.”

9. 29 - August 16th, 2006 at 9:00 am - Sam Says:
   
   

   Really, does it matter how they spell it?!? i cant believe you people.

   Oh yeah. too make you more pissed. I HATE GOD. are you happy?

   and dont mock them, lisa. i thought we were allowed to write what we wanted. well, whatever.

   I dont even have a religon, but i laugh when i hear you people worship a “god”

10. 30 - August 19th, 2006 at 1:16 pm - Ice_ Says:
    
    

    rofl, horrible spelling.

11. 31 - August 19th, 2006 at 1:24 pm - Colan Belshaw Says:
    
    

    Lolz at you. Seriously though, I have soome form of proof that God does not exist: All religions state that the soul is a pre determined form, created by God. This is not true, for your “soul” is created through your interaction with others and then your observation of yourself. This determines whether or not you will be good or evil etc. You create (spelling?) your own soul, you create yourself, you are just a blank canvess when born. You are the only one who knows yourself, as you are the only one who sees yourself continually and makes observations of youself.

    PS -This bits for anyone who watches anime: you can guess what I’ve been watching today…
    >.>

12. 32 - August 20th, 2006 at 8:06 pm - Midget in Pirate Regalia Says:
    
    

    **I have soome form of proof that God does not exist**

    This is, in and of itself, impossible. You cannot “prove” the non-existence of the supernatural. can’t be done.

    **All religions state that the soul is a pre determined form, created by God.**

    Hmm… many religions have no tenant involving a “soul”. And some of them promote belief in more than one “god”.

    **This is not true, for your “soul” is created through your interaction with others and then your observation of yourself. This determines whether or not you will be good or evil etc. You create (spelling?) your own soul, you create yourself, you are just a blank canvess when born. You are the only one who knows yourself, as you are the only one who sees yourself continually and makes observations of youself.**

    L. Ron? Is that you?

13. 33 - August 24th, 2006 at 1:00 pm - Bob Hagan Says:
    
    

    “…And any idiot would understand that the possibility of a ‘flying spaghetti monster’ being the god who made the earth and everything in it is beyond ridiculous…”

    And the idea of an omnipotent manshaped being who stands aside as his creations struggle to kill and destroy one another so that they may be great unto the eyes of others (idolatry, yay) ISN’T RIDICULOUS!?!?

14. 34 - August 25th, 2006 at 7:55 pm - Kaoru Says:
    
    

    Technically, hell was created by man to scare the rest of his kind into believing in something that lacks physical evidence of its existance. If hell isn’t real, then how much of the rest of your faith is fabricated? Your god gave you a brain, why don’t you use it? He’s probably sitting up there crying about how you wasted that chunk of rotten meat in your skull.

15. 35 - August 28th, 2006 at 9:12 am - Queen_Emma Says:
    
    

    We shall not burn in hell. The flying spaghetti monster will sail down in his pirate ship and rescue his followers and take us up to heaven, which is more fun than your heaven.

16. 36 - September 3rd, 2006 at 9:13 am - Nostradomus Says:
    
    

    …I see a pattern of non-movement here.
    OK, we can safely assume that neither side will let up, so why does every-frickin’-time
    does it end up in fighting?

17. 37 - September 8th, 2006 at 1:59 pm - Savannah Says:
    
    

    Why would anyone with half a brain follow either side? Think for yourself and do your own thing a don’t be a lameass follower!

18. 38 - September 8th, 2006 at 6:36 pm - Cara Says:
    
    

    how dare you call my mind simple! I may only be 12 but i am reading at college level.

19. 39 - October 3rd, 2006 at 4:45 am - Fran Says:
    
    

    OR maybe we could have a sense of humour.

    Just a suggestion.

20. 40 - October 3rd, 2006 at 5:01 am - puffaliaz Says:
    
    

    But that wouldn’t make it fun, would it?

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