whatever fools believe in this load of crap are going to burn in
hell, and that would be of your doings. Yes, it was their choice to believe in
it, but you gave them the idea and with their simple minds they took it and died
with it.
So if you can live with the thought of people burning in eternal
Hell and crying out in pure agony, then by all means be my
guest.
And any idiot would understand that the
possibility of a ‘flying spaghetti monster’ being the god who made the
earth and everything in it is beyond ridiculous.
So either you’re an
alcoholic and all of your brain cells have been destroyed, or your just plain
stupid.
Kim
* Threat to burn in Hell — check
* No sense of humor — check
* Kindergarten understanding of his own religion — check
Yep, this guy is a Christian.
The first time I saw this I’m thinking there’s something wrong with my fonts again. Nope, it’s really typed like that, why? If a person can’t or won’t insure that their message is easily readable by the intended recipients then why bother sending it?
You have to at least have decent presentation before we can graduate you to the point where we mock your content.
wow, another example of how christians belive that all other religeons are crap, and yet theirs is the be-all and end-all. F.Y.I. Christian Extremists: we don’t care about you!
Wow. You do realize that this is a jab at all religions, especially Christianity, right? You do realize that when you call us fools that believe in this crap, your actually proving to us that you are, indeed, a dip****, right? You do realize that none of us actually believe in the spaghetti monster, right?
Loser.
jeez some people..they think that they can make fun of other peoples religion…go suck a bible
Hey, what do you mean “none of us believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster”?
Sacralige!
Christians are soooo cute. Oh look! There’s one!
I personally like the ending: “or your just plain stupid” … “you’re”?
People that want to be taken seriously should learn spell-check, or gain a better knowledge of the language they use.
If the FSM didn’t create the universe, then why do we have a dish called spaghetti?
Think about it.
Kim,
you tell them.
It is the father, who sent the son to save us and died for our…
Wait, this isn’t the Superman message board.
D’OHHHHH!!!
Seriously though, anyone who goes through life with taking themselves so seriously like you do is simply begging to be made fun of. What more you do need to start reading the bible with a less literal translation and concentrate more on the moral of the stories.
All religions are full of loopholes and contradictions, as is life. You are not doing yourself or your God a favor by ignoring them. You should study them and question them.
Questioning is good for you, the Jews have been questioning the bible for 5,000 years and are still here, sometimes they find answers and sometimes they don’t. Americans question the constitution all the time, it is our duty.
to the sanctimonious idiot who wrote the above post: Whatever, dude.
Some people really don’t have a sense of humor and that’s a shame.
FSM & pirates roooooooock!
Righteous Roxy,
They should get a sense of humor, life is much easier that way.
Man, I believe in God, I understand the FSM thing… what I don’t understand is these “believers” that want to “burn in hell” the non believers… I think they are the very reason for FSM creation… I think they are a product of something that I fear too much, something that makes me ask if I should really believe…
I actualy believe in the FSM. You guys don’t…?
Oh, Lord.
Why can’t Christians actually be a little more like Jesus, and realize that this isn’t the way that he would want us trying to “spread the faith”? People just think we’re a bunch of retarded monkeys.
I think FSM is great. And I tell my friends about it — even the Christian ones. Only while dressed as a pirate, of course.
Please, please, please, please don’t think all Christians are morons. Some of us really are intelligent, funny, nice and laid-back.
(By the way, I believe in Jesus, and I don’t believe in Hell. Oops!)
Ari. Great question. I think the answer as to why Christians can’t be like Jesus is that “Christianity” is a political movement: not about personal soteriological growth or personal moral betterment. It’s about “us” against “them” — an Abrahamic trait shared by the three major western religions. The “us” are those people who putitively are on the side of God, and the “them” is everyone else.
A truely compassionate religion could never split the world up in such a manner. Lost people would forever require patience and understanding, not damnation and hellfire.
At any rate, the real truth is to be found in the appreciation of his nooddly appendages, and everyone who doesn’t believe is going to Hell!!!
(I’m perfectly comfortable with FSM being a political movement: it is about us, the senseible people, against them, the idiots).
“whatever fools believe in this load of crap are going to burn in hell, and that would be of your doings. Yes, it was their choice to believe in it, but you gave them the idea and with their simple minds they took it and died with it.”
Hmm. Maybe I should just copy&paste that into Word, print it out, and send it to:
Mr.Pope
C/O The Vatican
Vatican City
How much is postage to Vtican City from the UK?
“Simple minds”? I take offense to that. Has she not seen how many “simple-minded” PhD’s and other scientists, professors, etc., have shown their support of FSM?
I’m not saying that there’s no God, or that Jesus didn’t exist. However, I believe that many of the Biblical stories that Christians argue as truth are nothing more than an explanation of how things came to be, written by men who had no scientific means to explain the unexplainable. Let’s not allow blind faith to interfere with scientific progress.
As science has progressed, we have made remarkable developments in the field of medicine. Perhaps these devout Christians also wish to stem the tide of advancements and revert back to barber-assisted bloodlettings to cure our diseases. They, too, truly believed that most problems were caused by having too much blood.
I think it´s lovely how those christians seem to enjoy the idea of non-believers having horrible fates. So, I can say this about them:
THEY ARE DEMENTED FUCKWITS!
Oh ye of little faith and lots of condemnation. I will dine upon noodles and sauce in hopes that one day you too will feel the joy of the noodley appendage.
The person who wrote this letter is most likely not only a christian, but a catholic, seeing as he/she has no real sense of christian morals, but also apparently has a distaste for education or logical reasoning. Mr/Ms Kim cannot understand satire, and instead somehow thinks people really believe in the FSM. Wow.