whatever fools believe in this load of crap are going to burn in
hell, and that would be of your doings. Yes, it was their choice to believe in
it, but you gave them the idea and with their simple minds they took it and died
with it.
So if you can live with the thought of people burning in eternal
Hell and crying out in pure agony, then by all means be my
guest.
And any idiot would understand that the
possibility of a ‘flying spaghetti monster’ being the god who made the
earth and everything in it is beyond ridiculous.
So either you’re an
alcoholic and all of your brain cells have been destroyed, or your just plain
stupid.
Kim
* Threat to burn in Hell — check
* No sense of humor — check
* Kindergarten understanding of his own religion — check
Yep, this guy is a Christian.
The first time I saw this I’m thinking there’s something wrong with my fonts again. Nope, it’s really typed like that, why? If a person can’t or won’t insure that their message is easily readable by the intended recipients then why bother sending it?
You have to at least have decent presentation before we can graduate you to the point where we mock your content.
wow, another example of how christians belive that all other religeons are crap, and yet theirs is the be-all and end-all. F.Y.I. Christian Extremists: we don’t care about you!
Wow. You do realize that this is a jab at all religions, especially Christianity, right? You do realize that when you call us fools that believe in this crap, your actually proving to us that you are, indeed, a dip****, right? You do realize that none of us actually believe in the spaghetti monster, right?
Loser.
jeez some people..they think that they can make fun of other peoples religion…go suck a bible
Hey, what do you mean “none of us believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster”?
Sacralige!
Christians are soooo cute. Oh look! There’s one!
I personally like the ending: “or your just plain stupid” … “you’re”?
People that want to be taken seriously should learn spell-check, or gain a better knowledge of the language they use.
If the FSM didn’t create the universe, then why do we have a dish called spaghetti?
Think about it.
Kim,
you tell them.
It is the father, who sent the son to save us and died for our…
Wait, this isn’t the Superman message board.
D’OHHHHH!!!
Seriously though, anyone who goes through life with taking themselves so seriously like you do is simply begging to be made fun of. What more you do need to start reading the bible with a less literal translation and concentrate more on the moral of the stories.
All religions are full of loopholes and contradictions, as is life. You are not doing yourself or your God a favor by ignoring them. You should study them and question them.
Questioning is good for you, the Jews have been questioning the bible for 5,000 years and are still here, sometimes they find answers and sometimes they don’t. Americans question the constitution all the time, it is our duty.
to the sanctimonious idiot who wrote the above post: Whatever, dude.
Some people really don’t have a sense of humor and that’s a shame.
FSM & pirates roooooooock!
Righteous Roxy,
They should get a sense of humor, life is much easier that way.
Man, I believe in God, I understand the FSM thing… what I don’t understand is these “believers” that want to “burn in hell” the non believers… I think they are the very reason for FSM creation… I think they are a product of something that I fear too much, something that makes me ask if I should really believe…
I actualy believe in the FSM. You guys don’t…?
Oh, Lord.
Why can’t Christians actually be a little more like Jesus, and realize that this isn’t the way that he would want us trying to “spread the faith”? People just think we’re a bunch of retarded monkeys.
I think FSM is great. And I tell my friends about it — even the Christian ones. Only while dressed as a pirate, of course.
Please, please, please, please don’t think all Christians are morons. Some of us really are intelligent, funny, nice and laid-back.
(By the way, I believe in Jesus, and I don’t believe in Hell. Oops!)
Ari. Great question. I think the answer as to why Christians can’t be like Jesus is that “Christianity” is a political movement: not about personal soteriological growth or personal moral betterment. It’s about “us” against “them” — an Abrahamic trait shared by the three major western religions. The “us” are those people who putitively are on the side of God, and the “them” is everyone else.
A truely compassionate religion could never split the world up in such a manner. Lost people would forever require patience and understanding, not damnation and hellfire.
At any rate, the real truth is to be found in the appreciation of his nooddly appendages, and everyone who doesn’t believe is going to Hell!!!
(I’m perfectly comfortable with FSM being a political movement: it is about us, the senseible people, against them, the idiots).
“whatever fools believe in this load of crap are going to burn in hell, and that would be of your doings. Yes, it was their choice to believe in it, but you gave them the idea and with their simple minds they took it and died with it.”
Hmm. Maybe I should just copy&paste that into Word, print it out, and send it to:
Mr.Pope
C/O The Vatican
Vatican City
How much is postage to Vtican City from the UK?
“Simple minds”? I take offense to that. Has she not seen how many “simple-minded” PhD’s and other scientists, professors, etc., have shown their support of FSM?
I’m not saying that there’s no God, or that Jesus didn’t exist. However, I believe that many of the Biblical stories that Christians argue as truth are nothing more than an explanation of how things came to be, written by men who had no scientific means to explain the unexplainable. Let’s not allow blind faith to interfere with scientific progress.
As science has progressed, we have made remarkable developments in the field of medicine. Perhaps these devout Christians also wish to stem the tide of advancements and revert back to barber-assisted bloodlettings to cure our diseases. They, too, truly believed that most problems were caused by having too much blood.
I think it´s lovely how those christians seem to enjoy the idea of non-believers having horrible fates. So, I can say this about them:
THEY ARE DEMENTED FUCKWITS!
Oh ye of little faith and lots of condemnation. I will dine upon noodles and sauce in hopes that one day you too will feel the joy of the noodley appendage.
The person who wrote this letter is most likely not only a christian, but a catholic, seeing as he/she has no real sense of christian morals, but also apparently has a distaste for education or logical reasoning. Mr/Ms Kim cannot understand satire, and instead somehow thinks people really believe in the FSM. Wow.
whatever fools believe in this christian load of crap are going to burn in FSM hell, and that would be of Jesus’ doings. Yes, it was their choice to believe in it, but he gave them the idea and with their simple minds they took it and died with it.
So if he can live with the thought of christian people burning in eternal FSM Hell and crying out in pure noodly agony, then by all means he was my guest.
And any idiot would think that the possibility of a ‘god’ being the thing who made the earth and everything in it is beyond ridiculous.
So either Jesus is an alcoholic and all of his brain cells have been destroyed, or he’s just plain stupid.
Sam
’scuse me, but I thought God was meant to support the idea of free will. If believers in FSM are believing of their own free will, surely He would be supportive? In fact, such a letter of yours would be going against His will because you are insulting other’s free will, and by way of that forcing your own religion on them. I’m sure that if there is a Hell, you’re damaging your own case more than theirs. You cannot accuse them of following a false religion and it being a sin. If they truly believe in their religion, it is not false. Pay attention to the real world, Rip Van Winkle. Noone really cares about differing religion any more. We’ve learned tolerance,which is more than I can say for you.
Ghede
i am cathlic and i know the lord supports the idea of free will. Anyone can believe whatever they want, it doesn’t matter to me.
But, i also have to say that i dont believe in a flying noodle. Its my opinion, and probably a fact.
If anyone has a problem with me speaking my mind then email me: lmr26@ptd.net
The lord loves you,
Lisa
I am a pastafarian and I know the great FSM supports the idea of free will (or does he?) Anyone can believe whatever they want, it doesnt matter to me.
But I have to say that I dont believe in some omnipotent being called “God.” Its my opinion and probably a fact.
Please dont email me I get enough crap from idiots already.
Lisa, for FSM’s sake, it’s C-A-T-H-O-L-I-C. Note the “o” in there.
Obviously, you’re not “cathlic” educated. Spelling is one thing they do tend to stress.
With a stick sometimes.
Really, does it matter how she spells it?!? i cant believe you people.
Oh yeah. too make you more pissed. I HATE SPAHETTI. are you happy?
and dont mock her, twaler the parret. i thought we were allowed to write what we wanted. well, whatever.
I dont even have a religon, but i laugh when i hear you people worship a flying noodle.
Spaghetti hater writes:
Actually, yes, it damn well does. You may not get this, being a semi-literate twit. I was raised (and actually remain, in conjunction with FSM-ism) CATH-O-LIC. We have, with no small amount of justification, been accused of stifling scientific discoveries and other advances in earlier centuries. We have deserved such accusation.
Conversely, we have also aided greatly in the advance of scientific education, especially within the last 100+ years (anyone heard of the Big Bang? Oh, yeah…Georges Lemaître: Catholic Priest). My scientific education, at a Jesuit high school, was more intensive and of higher quality than that which I received at a state university. I actually CORRECTED MY UW PROFESSORS ON BASIC FORMULAE. AS A FRESHMAN.
She invites derision, because she obviously failed to take advantage of the opportunities given her. This is, of course, assuming she actally IS a “cathlic”.
WTF? the quote disappeared.
SH wrote:
“Really, does it matter how she spells it?!? i cant believe you people.”
Really, does it matter how they spell it?!? i cant believe you people.
Oh yeah. too make you more pissed. I HATE GOD. are you happy?
and dont mock them, lisa. i thought we were allowed to write what we wanted. well, whatever.
I dont even have a religon, but i laugh when i hear you people worship a “god”
rofl, horrible spelling.
Lolz at you. Seriously though, I have soome form of proof that God does not exist: All religions state that the soul is a pre determined form, created by God. This is not true, for your “soul” is created through your interaction with others and then your observation of yourself. This determines whether or not you will be good or evil etc. You create (spelling?) your own soul, you create yourself, you are just a blank canvess when born. You are the only one who knows yourself, as you are the only one who sees yourself continually and makes observations of youself.
PS -This bits for anyone who watches anime: you can guess what I’ve been watching today…
>.>
**I have soome form of proof that God does not exist**
This is, in and of itself, impossible. You cannot “prove” the non-existence of the supernatural. can’t be done.
**All religions state that the soul is a pre determined form, created by God.**
Hmm… many religions have no tenant involving a “soul”. And some of them promote belief in more than one “god”.
**This is not true, for your “soul” is created through your interaction with others and then your observation of yourself. This determines whether or not you will be good or evil etc. You create (spelling?) your own soul, you create yourself, you are just a blank canvess when born. You are the only one who knows yourself, as you are the only one who sees yourself continually and makes observations of youself.**
L. Ron? Is that you?
“…And any idiot would understand that the possibility of a ‘flying spaghetti monster’ being the god who made the earth and everything in it is beyond ridiculous…”
And the idea of an omnipotent manshaped being who stands aside as his creations struggle to kill and destroy one another so that they may be great unto the eyes of others (idolatry, yay) ISN’T RIDICULOUS!?!?
Technically, hell was created by man to scare the rest of his kind into believing in something that lacks physical evidence of its existance. If hell isn’t real, then how much of the rest of your faith is fabricated? Your god gave you a brain, why don’t you use it? He’s probably sitting up there crying about how you wasted that chunk of rotten meat in your skull.
We shall not burn in hell. The flying spaghetti monster will sail down in his pirate ship and rescue his followers and take us up to heaven, which is more fun than your heaven.
…I see a pattern of non-movement here.
OK, we can safely assume that neither side will let up, so why does every-frickin’-time
does it end up in fighting?
Why would anyone with half a brain follow either side? Think for yourself and do your own thing a don’t be a lameass follower!
how dare you call my mind simple! I may only be 12 but i am reading at college level.
OR maybe we could have a sense of humour.
Just a suggestion.
But that wouldn’t make it fun, would it?
hey Midget, you said that you corrected your lecturers basic formulae at uni?
big woop. everyone makes mistakes. Hell, today, my quantum mechanics lecturer accidently flipped one variable. we all spotted it, because he’d written the correct formulae the day before. It’s called reading, (or maybe pattern recognition… any psychologists around?). However, i still know very little about the theory behind it, compared to him.
If you managed to disprove, say, the quantum nature of electron energy levels, as a freshman, fresh from a jesuit school, then kudos. I doubt it however. Spotting what effectively amounts to a typo is no great feat.
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Oh, btw, he is another great advance the ROMAN catholic church has made to the world;
“Condoms contain minute pores in the latex that allow viral sized particles to get through” (hmmm, i know another viral sized particle… SPERM)
They then go on to state that AIDs can be prevented by prayer… you can pray all you want, it wont stop your appendage dropping off.
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Last but not least, please remember to differentiate between roman catholics, and others… catholic means universal (and there is nothing universal about any faith, let alone one as schismed as christianity), whereas ROMAN catholic is just one more religion in a sea of them.
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Sorry for the rant
Umm… The Aussie, Sperm are actually quite larger than viruses, you see sperm is 1 cell large, while thousands of virusus (I am one of those ppl who can’t spell to save my life) can fit into a single cell. A viral sized whole is smaller than a single sperm.
Beer does not kill brain cells stupid. Pure agony? What is impure agony like?
I like the idea. I was thinking of the Church of the Nymphomaniacs (We Love Everyone), the Last Baptist Church(with a nuke going off on horizon), and the Church of the Jerks (the Shakers were named for their “shaking” the Quakers named for their “quaking”, so I thought we could have a church for “jerking” called The Jerks or the Latter Day Jerks Scientist. We could go out and try to make everyone become a Jerk. Jerks could talk about how only the Jerks truly understand, as the baptists go to hell I guess.
Myself I am a professing Baptapentamethacostal.
Is that Fettucine?
I live this stuff! Hey Lisa, and Spaghetti hater! Does your mom know you two are still on the computer? Thanks for the input though, it was eye-opening. Did you know that Britney Spears like broke up with her man? I mean, like bummer. He was like so hot, and she was like ‘dont care’, I mean like how not cool was that? Then I heard he was like ‘i’m gonna take your unborn baby like when it is born’, and she was like ‘WTF?’
Now that was fucken funny
“And any idiot would understand that the
possibility of a ‘flying spaghetti monster’ being the god who made the
earth and everything in it is beyond ridiculous.”
Sadly, this is not the case (aside from the fact that the “idiot” would be right). FSMism is just as logical and is supported by just as much evidence as chritianity and/or ID. As you and many other idiots around the world obviously believe those Fairy Tales, one must conclude that idiots indeed cannot spot such lunacy (even though believing in the FSM is absolutely right).
Cheers,
“And any idiot would understand that the
possibility of a ‘flying spaghetti monster’ being the god who made the
earth and everything in it is beyond ridiculous.”
Sadly, this is not the case (aside from the fact that the “idiot” would be right). FSMism is just as logical and is supported by just as much evidence as chritianity and/or ID. As you and many other idiots around the world obviously believe those Fairy Tales, one must conclude that idiots indeed cannot spot such lunacy (even though believing in the FSM is absolutely right).
Cheers,
How many people are going to say we are going to hell. WE DON’T FUCKING CARE!