Comments on: Please watch what you say http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm Sat, 19 Jul 2008 03:43:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: Cape Buffalo http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-386132 Cape Buffalo Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:47:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-386132 To believe in evolution requires a brain and some free thought, no faith. To believe in religion requires faith and a lifetime of brainwashing. Get it right. To believe in evolution requires a brain and some free thought, no faith. To believe in religion requires faith and a lifetime of brainwashing. Get it right.

]]> By: AVISPA http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-317454 AVISPA Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:42:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-317454 Okay, asshole. Perhaps you should think before saying things. Think about what the Bible teaches. It's a children's fairy tale! It's a badly written, boring, dangerous, untrue pile of made up shit that a commitee of morons pulled out of their asses at the Council of Nicaea. It was not written by God. It has no value whatsoever. So think about that the next time you reference the fucking Bible, asshole. Okay, asshole. Perhaps you should think before saying things. Think about what the Bible teaches. It’s a children’s fairy tale! It’s a badly written, boring, dangerous, untrue pile of made up shit that a commitee of morons pulled out of their asses at the Council of Nicaea. It was not written by God. It has no value whatsoever. So think about that the next time you reference the fucking Bible, asshole.

]]> By: El Peatieablo http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-184252 El Peatieablo Sat, 01 Sep 2007 17:09:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-184252 No it isn’t, the devil does not exist. No, but that isn’t going to happen no matter what you psychos say. If an omnipotent god loves me so much, why does all this bad junk keep happening to me? If I just have to accept Jesus and what not before I die, why not keep having fun and then accept the stupidity right before I die? Of course we did not derive from monkeys, we derive differentiable functions. No but seriously, we came from apes, not monkeys, and the apes we evolved from probably don’t exist anymore, but different apes evolved from those. Ever read the bible? I don’t think so, or you wouldn’t think this “god” character was at all merciful. No it isn’t, the devil does not exist.
No, but that isn’t going to happen no matter what you psychos say.
If an omnipotent god loves me so much, why does all this bad junk keep happening to me?
If I just have to accept Jesus and what not before I die, why not keep having fun and then accept the stupidity right before I die?
Of course we did not derive from monkeys, we derive differentiable functions. No but seriously, we came from apes, not monkeys, and the apes we evolved from probably don’t exist anymore, but different apes evolved from those.
Ever read the bible? I don’t think so, or you wouldn’t think this “god” character was at all merciful.

]]> By: Nathan http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-152383 Nathan Wed, 04 Jul 2007 19:14:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-152383 I can't believe that anyone would actually believe that load of garbage. Satan, knashing of teeth, Hell and eternity in Heaven with The Lord? Fear is a powerful tool and it's clear that many people buy into imaginary things. FSM is clearly as ridiculous in contrast to Christianity. I would tend to believe more in FSM though... You don't have all the eternity in hell, with the knashing of my teeth. Another Person converted to FSM today, Nathan I can’t believe that anyone would actually believe that load of garbage. Satan, knashing of teeth, Hell and eternity in Heaven with The Lord?

Fear is a powerful tool and it’s clear that many people buy into imaginary things.

FSM is clearly as ridiculous in contrast to Christianity. I would tend to believe more in FSM though… You don’t have all the eternity in hell, with the knashing of my teeth.

Another Person converted to FSM today,

Nathan

]]> By: Peter Popoff http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-33402 Peter Popoff Tue, 02 Jan 2007 22:24:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-33402 'Anyone else confused about the whole devil thing?' . I'm not, I just hope she's wearing a blue dress! Blue is my bestest color! ‘Anyone else confused about the whole devil thing?’
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I’m not, I just hope she’s wearing a blue dress!
Blue is my bestest color!

]]> By: Tommah http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-33400 Tommah Tue, 02 Jan 2007 21:52:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-33400 Anyone else confused about the whole devil thing? surely if he's getting us to mess everyone about, when we do turn up in hell he'd be all "good sinning, have some free prostitutes" or somesuch Anyone else confused about the whole devil thing?
surely if he’s getting us to mess everyone about, when we do turn up in hell he’d be all
“good sinning, have some free prostitutes” or somesuch

]]> By: jesus christ http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-19444 jesus christ Sat, 25 Nov 2006 21:03:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-19444 wtf . just great, another hard core christian bitch who wants to tell us we're going to hell for accepting evolution. goddammit (did i just say that) do all hard core christians choose to be retarded. evolution isn't the work of the devil, for Satan, just like god, doesn't exist. . oh, pamela, the way you describe god, he sounds like a sadistic and creepy fuck wtf
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just great, another hard core christian bitch who wants to tell us we’re going to hell for accepting evolution. goddammit (did i just say that) do all hard core christians choose to be retarded. evolution isn’t the work of the devil, for Satan, just like god, doesn’t exist.
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oh, pamela, the way you describe god, he sounds like a sadistic and creepy fuck

]]> By: Lamna http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-12889 Lamna Wed, 08 Nov 2006 17:53:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-12889 Yarr! Tis true. Leave ye non beliver! Yarr! Tis true. Leave ye non beliver!

]]> By: Homestar http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-12806 Homestar Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:22:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-12806 Oh please. Spend your time preaching somewhere else. We won't change, not one of us, because we are loyal. RAmen Oh please. Spend your time preaching somewhere else. We won’t change, not one of us, because we are loyal.
RAmen

]]> By: Rachel http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-12788 Rachel Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:51:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-12788 hello. g + nashing = gnashing. k + nashing = wrong. that is all. hello.

g + nashing = gnashing.

k + nashing = wrong.

that is all.

]]> By: Rabbit http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-11217 Rabbit Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:17:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-11217 Of course we didn't evole from monkeys. We are apes, monkeys have tails, apes have vestigile tails. We are all primates, we evolved from a COMMON ANSESTOR why can people not research what evolution actually means before they try to disprove it by such stupid logic? Of course we didn’t evole from monkeys. We are apes, monkeys have tails, apes have vestigile tails. We are all primates, we evolved from a COMMON ANSESTOR why can people not research what evolution actually means before they try to disprove it by such stupid logic?

]]> By: Nowtheworldhasmeaning http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-10611 Nowtheworldhasmeaning Wed, 01 Nov 2006 21:05:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-10611 "your blasphemy is pleasing the devil" . If I don't believe in the God what is the likelehood I believe in the Devil? I too hope the you, Pamela, find the TRUTH! . Science is about finding answers through looking at data were as religion is about finding answers by making something up because your either too lazy, too primative or just plainly too stupid to understand. . Mankind seems to have a problem admiting that he does not know, so when ever they came across a problem that they could not answer then God was the answer. . I am fighting for the day when the dictionary definition of God is :- . "A common answer to a problem when the person answering simply does not know" “your blasphemy is pleasing the devil”
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If I don’t believe in the God what is the likelehood I believe in the Devil? I too hope the you, Pamela, find the TRUTH!
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Science is about finding answers through looking at data were as religion is about finding answers by making something up because your either too lazy, too primative or just plainly too stupid to understand.
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Mankind seems to have a problem admiting that he does not know, so when ever they came across a problem that they could not answer then God was the answer.
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I am fighting for the day when the dictionary definition of God is :-
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“A common answer to a problem when the person answering simply does not know”

]]> By: Straum Thurman http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-10596 Straum Thurman Wed, 01 Nov 2006 19:27:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-10596 When you think about it, if all humans are descended from Adam and Eve, their kids must have engaged in some mad incest. peace. When you think about it, if all humans are descended from Adam and Eve, their kids must have engaged in some mad incest. peace.

]]> By: Alex (a work in progress) http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-5234 Alex (a work in progress) Sun, 08 Oct 2006 04:08:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-5234 Like I said before: What? Umm…lets see…according to your logic, Pasta = Satan. If we do some slight calculations, we end up with: if pasta is the devil, that must mean that all wheat-based foods are at least demonic, which then amounts to the fact that because ceremonial wafers are basicly bread, that Christians then eat demons, and if the wafers sybolize Jesus’ flesh that JESUS was less then a demon, maybe an imp? And if Jesus was God’s son, and his son is an Imp, that amounts to the Christian god being som sort of demonic being, and if he is the surpreme lord of everything, that amounts to……..*gasp* God and Satan being the same person! Like I said before:

What? Umm…lets see…according to your logic, Pasta = Satan. If we do some slight calculations, we end up with:
if pasta is the devil, that must mean that all wheat-based foods are at least demonic, which then amounts to the fact that because ceremonial wafers are basicly bread, that Christians then eat demons, and if the wafers sybolize Jesus’ flesh that JESUS was less then a demon, maybe an imp? And if Jesus was God’s son, and his son is an Imp, that amounts to the Christian god being som sort of demonic being, and if he is the surpreme lord of everything, that amounts to……..*gasp* God and Satan being the same person!

]]> By: Conor http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-4041 Conor Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:39:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-4041 Or is it actually you who is mocking the flying spaghetti monster, and it you who should repent so your sins will be forgivin so then you may go and spend eternity in the flying spghetti monster paradise once you pass from this world? Or is it actually you who is mocking the flying spaghetti monster, and it you who should repent so your sins will be forgivin so then you may go and spend eternity in the flying spghetti monster paradise once you pass from this world?

]]> By: Meeee http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-4025 Meeee Fri, 29 Sep 2006 00:54:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-4025 Then if, as the christians always insist, faith equals itelligence, christianity equals stupidity Then if, as the christians always insist, faith equals itelligence, christianity equals stupidity

]]> By: Werefox Alchemist http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-4023 Werefox Alchemist Thu, 28 Sep 2006 23:54:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-4023 Let's get it straight: Christianity = faith. Evolution = Science. Science = Plausible, testible, repeatable theory that can be proven. In algebraic terms: E=S-F (where E is evolution, S is science, and F is faith) While: C=F-I+St (where C is christianity, F is faith, I is intelligence, and St is stupidity.) Let’s get it straight:
Christianity = faith.
Evolution = Science.
Science = Plausible, testible, repeatable theory that can be proven.

In algebraic terms:

E=S-F (where E is evolution, S is science, and F is faith)

While:

C=F-I+St (where C is christianity, F is faith, I is intelligence, and St is stupidity.)

]]> By: Ponder-er http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-3436 Ponder-er Mon, 25 Sep 2006 00:12:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-3436 My teath Knashed once. I went to a dentist right away, got the problem sorted out. Seriously, knashing teath is no fun. My teath Knashed once. I went to a dentist right away, got the problem sorted out.
Seriously, knashing teath is no fun.

]]> By: Suul Matuul http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-1480 Suul Matuul Sun, 27 Aug 2006 08:56:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-1480 Ah, so true, Frey. Pride is the worst. Also, and this might please a lot of the Pastafarians, apparently "Lust is the least of all sins." However the man who wrote that statement was in a brothel at the time... Ah, so true, Frey. Pride is the worst. Also, and this might please a lot of the Pastafarians, apparently “Lust is the least of all sins.” However the man who wrote that statement was in a brothel at the time…

]]> By: Frey http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-1479 Frey Sat, 26 Aug 2006 19:08:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/08/04/please-watch-what-you-say.htm#comment-1479 Most of us do have a personal relationship with the living God, we just don't like arrogant third parties who think they can dictate to us what that relationship is, or what the nature of God is. Remember that of the seven deadly sins, pride is the worst. Most of us do have a personal relationship with the living God, we just don’t like arrogant third parties who think they can dictate to us what that relationship is, or what the nature of God is. Remember that of the seven deadly sins, pride is the worst.

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