Please watch what you say

Published by henderob August 4th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

Please watch what you say, your blasphemy is pleasing the devil. Do you really want to spend eternity in hell where there will be weeping and knashing of teeth? The devil is using you as his vessel to mock the Truth so that you may discourage people from believing in it in order for that you and others may be eternally damned. God loves you and wants you saved so that you may spend eternity with Him in paradise. All you have to do is repent and accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour and your sins will be forgiven. Friend, if you let Jesus be Lord of your life it will be purposeful as you fulfil God’s perfect plan for your life.  Science is a religion of it’s own. To believe in evolution also requires faith. Again this is a mockery from satan. We did not derive from monkeys, we were made in the image of God and the devil hates that because he hates God so he uses this lie to persuade people that God is the liar and we did not originate from Adam and Eve. I will pray for you Bobby but I hope that you may be saved and experience the joy of knowing the Truth and having a personal relationship with the living God - there is nothing like it, He is so loving, gracious and merciful.

God bless you,

Pamela

54 Responses to “Please watch what you say”

1. 21 - August 9th, 2006 at 4:23 pm - Jay Hovah Says:
   
   

   “I will pray for you Bobby but I hope that you may be saved and experience the joy of knowing the Truth and having a personal relationship with the living God - there is nothing like it, He is so loving, gracious and merciful.”

   You seem to have forgotten how your spew began:

   “Do you really want to spend eternity in hell where there will be weeping and knashing of teeth? ”

   Your God is psychotic…no thanks.

2. 22 - August 9th, 2006 at 5:55 pm - Nicholas Says:
   
   

   No one else pointed this out so I thought I would.

   “To believe in evolution also requires faith. Again this is a mockery from satan. We did not derive from monkeys, we were made in the image of God”

   1. No one ‘believes’ in evolution. You ‘understand’ it or you don’t. By the way you do not understand it or are a ‘nonbeliever’ if thats easier for you.

   2. Satan also lied to us about the world being round and the earth being the center of the solar system. That satanic mockery sure was proven false, thanks to the persistance of the faithful. Keep your eyes and mind closed and all will be well little christian.

   3. No kidding we didn’t come from monkeys. Where did you get that? Clearly you do not even understand what you hate. Evolution states man and monkey have a common ancester.

   4. Do you think that humans and monkeys are oddly similiar in appearence? I sure do. Did god also make monkeys in his image because he loves monkeys?(and therefor the devil also hates monkeys) Or when it came time to make monkeys he was at the end of his creative limit, having just made the platypuss, and just said, “F#@k it, I will make really hairy humans.”

   Thats about all the sarcasm and condescending attitude I have for now. Arrrrrrr they are so annoying!

3. 23 - August 9th, 2006 at 8:23 pm - RS Says:
   
   

   Why are these fundi Christians so weird? I mean, there are plenty of sensible religions in the world that have the good sense to: (a) stay out of the job of emperical science by way of not thinking that their religious doctrines have any relevence to the plausibility of scientific theories; (b)hold far more reasonable views about God (i.e., that if God created monkeys and humans that She would equally care about both — on the hyopothesis that God loves humans because we are created in His image, it would follow that parents shouldn’t care so much about children who don’t look like them, which sounds like bad parenting to me); (c) hold far more just views about God — a God that punishes people for believing only what the evidence will substantiate seems to be very cruel indeed. And finally, how do these people manage to be so supremely unreflective? Why does it escape them that their certainty has nothing essential to do with the strength of the doctrines they believe but with human frailties shared by fundies the world over? Strange people indeed.

4. 24 - August 9th, 2006 at 9:52 pm - The Curious One Says:
   
   

   I have always had one major problem with Christianity and the whole “creation” bit…
   If Adam and Eve were the only humans that God created, and all humans came from them, then doesn’t that mean that there was a lot of incest for the first hundred years or so? There would’ve been a lot of stupid people cruising around, if that’s the case…
   Just a thought, though….

5. 25 - August 9th, 2006 at 10:30 pm - lemmy caution Says:
   
   

   “God loves you and wants you saved so that you may spend eternity with Him in paradise”

   The Spaghetti Monster loves us as well. You speak of an all-powerful god who wants us to join him in heaven, yet doesn’t have the power to make it so? One of the main differences between the Flying Spaghetti Monster and your false-god is that FSM has the power to do whatever he wants. Not only is he omnipotent, he is also omniscient. FSM knows everything before it happens, including our actions, so he cannot judge us for them. FSM never created an angel, like satan, who would try to overthrow him; that would be stupid. FSM does not lack foresight or intentionally create problems for himself. When FSM uses his noodly appendages to, for example, make objects seem older then they actually are, he is not doing this to test whether or not you should be cast into a lake of fire for all of eternity; that would be immoral. FSM uses his noodly appendages to mess with your mind and to amuse himself and his legions of pirates in heaven. There are many other distinctions between the Flying Spaghetti Monster and your false-god. Please discard your collection of false prophecies and borrowed mythologies. Your bible is not worth the paper it is printed on.

   See the light and smell the sauce

   Flying Spaghetti Monster be Praised

6. 26 - August 10th, 2006 at 9:29 am - Religion is the root of all evil Says:
   
   

   Dear Bobby- Um, you are a psychopath, not a “Christian”.

   The bible has some merit and there are terrific stories in it, but lakes of fire? Red men with forked tongues? Blood rivers? Bleeding moons? 7-headed serpents? snakes that talk? Come the fuck ON, people! Use the brain that GOD gave you. There are no such things as talking snakes and lakes of fire. Duhhhh…..The bible was written in a day and time when there was no SCIENCE, so all those people were fucking idiots anyway. And Please tell me: where are the unicorns in this world of little red men with pitchforks and Gods who are jealous and punitive yet still all-loving? Where are the fairies and the mermaids? I agree that Jesus was a HELL of a lot more enlightened than we will ever be but so was Bhudda and Mohammed. Look at all the holy wars going on in the world….religion is the root of all evil, and religious people are ones who refuse to take responsibility for their own lives. The devil didn’t fucking make you do it. You chose to do it, you fucking freak.

7. 27 - August 10th, 2006 at 2:12 pm - Fernando Schuh Says:
   
   

   This guy MUST be a screenwriter for B-movies… the silly horror ones. What an imagination!

8. 28 - August 10th, 2006 at 8:02 pm - alfredo Says:
   
   

   I like the reference to ‘the living God’, as if there was a deity cage match. Two gods enter, one god leaves!

9. 29 - August 12th, 2006 at 11:06 am - Rev Al Dente Says:
   
   

   You know, there is something I don’t get. It seems like the majority of the christians that post the hate-mail here have shockingly poor grammar. And their arguments really have no point or reasoning (other than the rest of us are going to hell because that is what Father McFeely told them as small children).
   Would this be because, really, the people posting said hate-mails are actually from an uneducated underclass? That’s the only way I can see why they would push for ID to be taught in schools anyway.
   So I say the rest of us not be bothered by these poor ignorant wretches. Let them rant and rave all they want and in so Darwin-ing themselves out of the economic and educational food chain. And leave the running of the world to the rest of us rational people. Besides, someone needs to harvest the wheat for all the pasta we eat, anyway.
   Arrrrrrr

10. 30 - August 12th, 2006 at 11:25 am - Sam Says:
    
    

    Knashing of teeth? I mean, the lakes of fire were enough, but knashing of teeth?
    Wow, that’s deep!! Maybye i’ll try to die in a dentists arms, that way it won’t be so bad!!.

    You know, I feel sorry for all these people who had christian propaganda forced on them when they were young. I too was a victim of this chritian brain washing, but then I found out that they had
    1) almost no evidence that what they said was 100% true, as they said
    2) the bible was written over 1000 years ago, and whoever wrote had most likley never seen this “god” of theres.

    So for all those christian kids out there, don’t just accept what all these idiots say (my fav hate mail quote has to be this: The bible is 100% true, it says so in the bible)
    In fact this is a great example of typical christian circular logic.

    May the FSM bless the backwords christians

11. 31 - August 13th, 2006 at 9:48 pm - Just passing through... Says:
    
    

    One thing I don’t get here…..if god is so kind and loving….then how come he sends those who dare question him to an eternity of hell? (and knashing. Can’t forget that.)

    And I love how these people KNOW FOR SURE what’s going to happen when they die. I mean, that’s a neat trick, considering none of them have actually died yet.

    Not to mention in order to accept all this, you pretty much have to ignore everything scientific. Which comes off as a tad stupid to me.

12. 32 - August 14th, 2006 at 7:47 am - Ghede Says:
    
    

    If I remember, to Blaspheme you must take the Lord’s name in vain. And as far as I can see, FSM have been doing nothing of the sort. Use a dictionary before you start throwing long words around.

13. 33 - August 21st, 2006 at 9:49 am - A.Monkey Says:
    
    

    Don’t force your religion down our throats if we’re being blasphemous thats our problem. Are you sure that it’s not you that being blasphemous? Hmmm a thing to ponder upon but I wont worry too much about it, you can always convert if you like. But I won’t force you to because thats the difference between you and me.
    Much Love From,
    A. Monkey

14. 34 - August 26th, 2006 at 1:00 am - Suul Matuul Says:
    
    

    Is it not you who is “taking the Lord’s name in vain” by claiming that you know everything he does, thus making him as weak as you? Either that or you are claiming you are God. Both essentially are covered by Blastphemy.

    … And how does a “lake of fire” actually work? I mean fire is not a liquid. It does not form lakes. Ah, you eve-angelicals are so foolish when it comes to these things. Besides it holds no threat, you are already dead, and without your nerves you wouldnt be able to feel it anyway.

15. 35 - August 26th, 2006 at 12:08 pm - Frey Says:
    
    

    Most of us do have a personal relationship with the living God, we just don’t like arrogant third parties who think they can dictate to us what that relationship is, or what the nature of God is. Remember that of the seven deadly sins, pride is the worst.

16. 36 - August 27th, 2006 at 1:56 am - Suul Matuul Says:
    
    

    Ah, so true, Frey. Pride is the worst. Also, and this might please a lot of the Pastafarians, apparently “Lust is the least of all sins.” However the man who wrote that statement was in a brothel at the time…

17. 37 - September 24th, 2006 at 5:12 pm - Ponder-er Says:
    
    

    My teath Knashed once. I went to a dentist right away, got the problem sorted out.
    Seriously, knashing teath is no fun.

18. 38 - September 28th, 2006 at 4:54 pm - Werefox Alchemist Says:
    
    

    Let’s get it straight:
    Christianity = faith.
    Evolution = Science.
    Science = Plausible, testible, repeatable theory that can be proven.

    In algebraic terms:

    E=S-F (where E is evolution, S is science, and F is faith)

    While:

    C=F-I+St (where C is christianity, F is faith, I is intelligence, and St is stupidity.)

19. 39 - September 28th, 2006 at 5:54 pm - Meeee Says:
    
    

    Then if, as the christians always insist, faith equals itelligence, christianity equals stupidity

20. 40 - September 28th, 2006 at 7:39 pm - Conor Says:
    
    

    Or is it actually you who is mocking the flying spaghetti monster, and it you who should repent so your sins will be forgivin so then you may go and spend eternity in the flying spghetti monster paradise once you pass from this world?

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