Please watch what you say, your blasphemy is pleasing the devil. Do you really want to spend eternity in hell where there will be weeping and knashing of teeth? The devil is using you as his vessel to mock the Truth so that you may discourage people from believing in it in order for that you and others may be eternally damned. God loves you and wants you saved so that you may spend eternity with Him in paradise. All you have to do is repent and accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour and your sins will be forgiven. Friend, if you let Jesus be Lord of your life it will be purposeful as you fulfil God’s perfect plan for your life. Science is a religion of it’s own. To believe in evolution also requires faith. Again this is a mockery from satan. We did not derive from monkeys, we were made in the image of God and the devil hates that because he hates God so he uses this lie to persuade people that God is the liar and we did not originate from Adam and Eve. I will pray for you Bobby but I hope that you may be saved and experience the joy of knowing the Truth and having a personal relationship with the living God - there is nothing like it, He is so loving, gracious and merciful.
God bless you,
Pamela
I think the whole letter is pretty flakey as far as arguments go but you can’t advertise for Microsoft as your footer and honestly expect anyone to take you seriously.
Beyond that I’m really interested in hearing how you know what the Devil thinks?
Im tired of these religious crazies.
Science is NOT religion, and you have to have faith in it but also you have to quesiton your own hypothesis in science.
Trying to defend faith in science class only makes you look stupid. And you probably are.
I’d like to thank her for being one of the few non-believers who responds here without wishing death and pain upon the FSM faithfull. Wrong or not, at least she’s polite.
For someone who loves us, he seems awfully eager to send us to hell.
BTW: Allen, you do NOT “have to have faith” in science: you are explicitly NOT SUPPOSED to have faith in it. That’s the whole point. Scepticism is good for science, as long as that scepticism is rational. Take nothing on faith: demand evidence.
Arrr.
This is a blasphemous site. Every true believer knows that the real devil’s name is toby.
The Devil’s Name Is Toby
http://beepbeepitsme.blogspot.com/2006/08/devils-name-is-toby_05.html
“Please watch what you say, your blasphemy is pleasing the devil.”
f.y.i. for those chritian ****ers this is not a site to promote your religeon and how ours is “blasphemos”. if we wanted your anti-Pastafarian comments taken seriosly, don’t make it look like we are the bad guys
and like the girl in the “UNITED” music video,”Don’t discriminate, just appreciate.”
Please watch what you say
Please watch what you say, your blasphemy is pleasing the FSM. Do you really want to spend eternity with his Noodly Goodness where there will be feasting and clashing of forks and knives? The FSM is using you as his vessel to spread the Truth so that you may encourage people from believing in it in order for that you and others may be eternally praised. The FSM loves you and wants you saved so that you may spend eternity with Him in paradise. All you have to do is pass the parmesan cheese and accept The FSM as your Lord and Saviour and your dietary indescretions will be forgiven. Friend, if you let The FSM be Lord of your life it will be purposeful as you fulfil His perfect plan for your life. Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is a religion of it’s own. To believe in evolution also requires faith. Again this is a mockery from “Bob”. We did not derive from Yeti, we were made in the image of The FSM and “Bob” hates that because he hates NHGH so he uses this lie to persuade people that The FSM is the liar and we did not originate from Yeti or Pasta. I will pray for you Bobbies but I hope that you may be saved and experience the joy of knowing the Truth and having a personal relationship with the edible God - there is nothing like it, He is so loving, gracious and merciful.
Yours in Pasta and Slack and piratery,
Reverend Egg Plant
“Saviour”? Here in America we spell it “savior”. Are you Canadian? I thought Canadians had more sense.
Goodness. Whatever happened to the Judeo-Christian God’s ominipotence? If he is infinite, beyond human comprehension, wouldn’t his sense of humor be without limit?
I’ll quote Orlando Bloom in “Kingdom of Heaven”:
“God will understand. And if he doesn’t, then he isn’t God, and we need not worry.”
Go Flying Spaghetti Monster, Go!
Midget in Pirate Regalia: Lol yeah I realize that, the hole point of science is indeed questioning it. And in faith you cant question it because it is believed by crazies like this one, that you will go to hell for questioning it.
And telling someone they will go to hell if they dont believe in the Bible or God, but telling them at the same time you have the choice, is contradictive.
Example:
“You can get to into heaven, as long as you believe in God and the Bible” that is holding a gun to my head and telling me that I have the choice to keep my wallet but if I dont give you it, you’ll shoot me in my head, what am I going to do? Im probably going to give you the wallet in fear. Its contradictive and its not fair by a long shot.
Its obvious that none of these people have really studied the bible nor do they understand it.
WOW! Weeping and knashing of teeth! Lyke, ohmigawd!!!1!!11!1
I can’t wait.
This is what I took from your letter:
”
LOL!!! I can read the mind of some1 that doesn’t exist and I have nvr seen, rofl. Let me translate for you: the d3v1l is gonna make you all burn in a river of fire! For all eternity, lol! Believe in someone that was born 2000 years ago, pwnage! Repent! My religion TOTALLY makes sense!
PWNAGE!!!!
”
Your words and threats mean nothing to someone WHO DOESN’T BELIEVE IN THEM.
Although I have many reservations about God and the Devil (and most religions for that matter) at least Pastafarian is the tastiest of the pleasure faiths. I have a forkful of linguine and I think, “Bless Him.” Isn’t that so cheerful?
To the kind woman of the Lord Jesus Christ… May you be unblinded by the light, and we hope and pray that you won’t go hungry in the kingdom of deliciousness. Here grab a forkful of linguine dear.
Bless Him!
I’m really worried about the knashing. That sounds terrible.
not…. KNASHING OF TEETH!! oh good lord of spaghetti, save me from the mandibles!!
the color of whine for the christian god is red.
the color of wine with my god is also red…FSM think and you will be saved. I cant believe i’m doing this… I must be possessed
Thank you Pamela for educating me in the error of my ways and helping me to a greater understanding. Now, can I educate you in how to spell GNASHING, thats GNASHING NOT KNASHING you silly bigoted, blind foolish child.
heres a guide for christians on how to right a hate mail letter to venganza:
OPENING MESSAGE: typically somthing about blasphemy.
THREATS: sometimes the more aggresive type will just threaten, as seen in the “your god is a homo” letter.
HELL: this part is a MUST: the part about burning in hell.
GLORIFY: always, always, glorify christianity at the end!!
and just to make sure its a good hate mail, follow these steps:
MIND: this is an absolute must: always have single-minded views!!
HATE: this is a very good tip: try to badmouth evolution as much as possible.
CHANCE: say that if they come clean now, the will follow the good path.
and theres your hate mail!!
(for all the dumbasses out there this is sarcasm)
heres a guide for christians on how to right a hate mail letter to venganza:
OPENING MESSAGE: typically somthing about blasphemy.
THREATS: sometimes the more aggresive type will just threaten, as seen in the “your god is a homo” letter.
HELL: this part is a MUST: the part about burning in hell.
GLORIFY: always, always, glorify christianity at the end!!
and just to make sure its a good hate mail, follow these steps:
MIND: this is an absolute must: always have single-minded views!!
HATE: this is a very good tip: try to badmouth evolution as much as possible.
CHANCE: say that if they come clean now, the will follow the good path.
and theres your hate mail!!
(for all the dumbasses out there this is sarcasm)
shit i posted twice again
owell