Please watch what you say, your blasphemy is pleasing the devil. Do you really want to spend eternity in hell where there will be weeping and knashing of teeth? The devil is using you as his vessel to mock the Truth so that you may discourage people from believing in it in order for that you and others may be eternally damned. God loves you and wants you saved so that you may spend eternity with Him in paradise. All you have to do is repent and accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour and your sins will be forgiven. Friend, if you let Jesus be Lord of your life it will be purposeful as you fulfil God’s perfect plan for your life. Science is a religion of it’s own. To believe in evolution also requires faith. Again this is a mockery from satan. We did not derive from monkeys, we were made in the image of God and the devil hates that because he hates God so he uses this lie to persuade people that God is the liar and we did not originate from Adam and Eve. I will pray for you Bobby but I hope that you may be saved and experience the joy of knowing the Truth and having a personal relationship with the living God - there is nothing like it, He is so loving, gracious and merciful.
God bless you,
Pamela
Like I said before:
What? Umm…lets see…according to your logic, Pasta = Satan. If we do some slight calculations, we end up with:
if pasta is the devil, that must mean that all wheat-based foods are at least demonic, which then amounts to the fact that because ceremonial wafers are basicly bread, that Christians then eat demons, and if the wafers sybolize Jesus’ flesh that JESUS was less then a demon, maybe an imp? And if Jesus was God’s son, and his son is an Imp, that amounts to the Christian god being som sort of demonic being, and if he is the surpreme lord of everything, that amounts to……..*gasp* God and Satan being the same person!
When you think about it, if all humans are descended from Adam and Eve, their kids must have engaged in some mad incest. peace.
“your blasphemy is pleasing the devil”
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If I don’t believe in the God what is the likelehood I believe in the Devil? I too hope the you, Pamela, find the TRUTH!
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Science is about finding answers through looking at data were as religion is about finding answers by making something up because your either too lazy, too primative or just plainly too stupid to understand.
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Mankind seems to have a problem admiting that he does not know, so when ever they came across a problem that they could not answer then God was the answer.
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I am fighting for the day when the dictionary definition of God is :-
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“A common answer to a problem when the person answering simply does not know”
Of course we didn’t evole from monkeys. We are apes, monkeys have tails, apes have vestigile tails. We are all primates, we evolved from a COMMON ANSESTOR why can people not research what evolution actually means before they try to disprove it by such stupid logic?
hello.
g + nashing = gnashing.
k + nashing = wrong.
that is all.
Oh please. Spend your time preaching somewhere else. We won’t change, not one of us, because we are loyal.
RAmen
Yarr! Tis true. Leave ye non beliver!
wtf
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just great, another hard core christian bitch who wants to tell us we’re going to hell for accepting evolution. goddammit (did i just say that) do all hard core christians choose to be retarded. evolution isn’t the work of the devil, for Satan, just like god, doesn’t exist.
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oh, pamela, the way you describe god, he sounds like a sadistic and creepy fuck
Anyone else confused about the whole devil thing?
surely if he’s getting us to mess everyone about, when we do turn up in hell he’d be all
“good sinning, have some free prostitutes” or somesuch
‘Anyone else confused about the whole devil thing?’
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I’m not, I just hope she’s wearing a blue dress!
Blue is my bestest color!
I can’t believe that anyone would actually believe that load of garbage. Satan, knashing of teeth, Hell and eternity in Heaven with The Lord?
Fear is a powerful tool and it’s clear that many people buy into imaginary things.
FSM is clearly as ridiculous in contrast to Christianity. I would tend to believe more in FSM though… You don’t have all the eternity in hell, with the knashing of my teeth.
Another Person converted to FSM today,
Nathan
No it isn’t, the devil does not exist.
No, but that isn’t going to happen no matter what you psychos say.
If an omnipotent god loves me so much, why does all this bad junk keep happening to me?
If I just have to accept Jesus and what not before I die, why not keep having fun and then accept the stupidity right before I die?
Of course we did not derive from monkeys, we derive differentiable functions. No but seriously, we came from apes, not monkeys, and the apes we evolved from probably don’t exist anymore, but different apes evolved from those.
Ever read the bible? I don’t think so, or you wouldn’t think this “god” character was at all merciful.
Okay, asshole. Perhaps you should think before saying things. Think about what the Bible teaches. It’s a children’s fairy tale! It’s a badly written, boring, dangerous, untrue pile of made up shit that a commitee of morons pulled out of their asses at the Council of Nicaea. It was not written by God. It has no value whatsoever. So think about that the next time you reference the fucking Bible, asshole.
To believe in evolution requires a brain and some free thought, no faith. To believe in religion requires faith and a lifetime of brainwashing. Get it right.