bobby,
where do you live because me and my freinds are going to come and kick you ass you fucking idiot. and the next time you call my god a faggot i will jam another oar up your ass and you will have three oars up your ass and your boyfriends dick and i will super glue those oars before i put them in your ass. you are a dog fucker, and a spaghetti monster fucker and a devil fucker and a boyfrien fucker.
Sidetrack, for anyone who read the OPEN LETTER and had trouble with the email address. Oddly, it works if you just type the address out, as it appears. If you click the link, however, it might not. I can’t explain this. But, as I said, just type the address (the piratej@hotmail.co.uk) and all should be well.
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Cheers, RAmen
(Ta, Jingles and nikkiee, about the replies. What is *wrong* with Hotmail, I’m starting to wonder.)
Pastafarians,
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I said I’d stick a new version of that Ted Haggard letter here today at the latest. As it hasn’t changed in any significant way (couple of word substitutions for clarity’s sake) there’s no real point trotting it out again.
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Thanks for the feedback on it, and to everyone who’s voiced support. From now on, if there’s anything to be said about it, I’ll just email the people who have signed rather than taking up Pastaspace.
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Right now I’m trying to choose who I’m going to post hard copies to. Never done one of these before…
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Once they’ve gone, and a maybe after a little time has passed for delivery, I might have a see about websites that might hold it, or adapting it as a petition (though, what exactly it would be a petition *for* I’m not 100% sure. Willingness among atheists to be nice to a convertant Ted Haggard, probably.)
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If anyone has any useful input on how I might best go about all this, I’d be delighted to hear. It’s supposedly a letter from anyone willing to back it, rather than just me, after all…
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Cheers, RAmen
J,
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I never could get through to your hotmail address. Message was returned. Tried three times.
@ Mike Meier,
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If you ever spot this, try thepiratej@yahoo.co.uk
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Try typing the address manually if the link itself doesn’t work.
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I’m unlikely to post this anywhere until tomorrow.
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Cheers
you god is worse than a homo. he isnt real.
I only just found out where the other two OARS came from:
http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/25/listen-dumbass-you-think-that.htm
Not quite as bad as Guido Arbia’s (or that Casey guy’s ) hate mail, but still pretty fucking hilarious. it’s so very telling the way that these haters’ language seems to be a tad…homoerotic?
teh internets + Tourrette’s = T_T
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It’s a good thing our god isn’t spiteful or he’d smite this man with some good old fashioned surprise-oar-buttsex.
Their arguments are very homo-erotic. I bet they’re lovers! Motherfucking OAR LOVE!
I think some oar missing the point, this website wasn’t started to claim there was no god, it was started to claim that god has no place in a science classroom. Believe, don’t believe, or claim that you are unsure, but don’t try to convince others your opinion is right. Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one, and some just plain stink.
wow, this person really doesn’t like gays. he must be ted haggard or one of the sick fucks from the Westboro Baptist Church.
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p.s. why does this person suggest oars. why oars. are rowboats somehow a sign of homosexuality. wtf
Hooray for Boobies!
Whoo for Buttsecx!
Find a homo,
Pick him up,
All the day,
Your ass will get fucked.
Then kill him for being gay.
Buttsecx, I have a special oar in hell just for you. See ya there!
Did somebody say buttsecks? :D
I don’t know if anyone has said this as a response yet, but why are fundamentalists so damn homophobic and constantly use homo as an insult? Just curious. Note the capital letters, anonymous fundie.
Buttsecx Nov 28th, 2006 at 4:41 pm
Hooray for Boobies!
Whoo for Buttsecx!
Find a homo,
Pick him up,
All the day,
Your ass will get fucked.
Then kill him for being gay.
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Most impressed!
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$#!!#%!# Jan 2nd, 2007 at 11:27 pm
I don’t know if anyone has said this as a response yet, but why are fundamentalists so damn homophobic and constantly use homo as an insult? Just curious. Note the capital letters, anonymous fundie.
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Because…
Peace. The Flying Spaghetti Monster will comfort and show this poor boy the error of his ways (I assume it is a boy) and truth and justice will flow forever. Who are we to judge this illiterate homophobe? Only the FSM may ultimately pass judgement on those who offend His Noodliness.
RAmen!
I haven’t seen anything on this website calling the christian god a faggot.
I certainly wouldn’t refer to him as a faggot, as faggot is most commonly used as a derogatory term for homosexuals, one of many scores of minority groups ostracised by the christian faith, and a term I refrain from using (in that context anyway) as I don’t wish to offend a perfectly acceptable group in society who contribute much and desecrate little. Actually, the term faggot and its variables seems to be used often by christians - just take a look at www.godhatesfags.com.
I would, however, venture to suggest that the christian god, as described in the Bible, is a bit of an egotistical cunt.
Considering the amount of homphobic hate-mail, I’m surprised that I haven’t yet found any mentioning Sodom and Gomorrah. It’s a pity, I love that story. It’s about Lot, the one good man in the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah, who, when the men of the city wanted to “be intimate with” his male guests, said “friends, I beg you, don’t do such a wicked thing! Look, I have two daughters who are still virgins. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do whatever you want with them. But don’t do anything to these men; they are guests in my house and I must protect them” (Genesis, 19:6-8). I can see why God considered him to be the only good man in the entire city.
RAmen.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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