bobby,
where do you live because me and my freinds are going to come and kick you ass you fucking idiot. and the next time you call my god a faggot i will jam another oar up your ass and you will have three oars up your ass and your boyfriends dick and i will super glue those oars before i put them in your ass. you are a dog fucker, and a spaghetti monster fucker and a devil fucker and a boyfrien fucker.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Hey I’m a homo!
A homosapien, which of course, means I could not possibly be the same species as a fundie. I also happen to be a heterosexual, but do occasionally banter with both male and female homosexual friends. I will freely admit that my ego is fragile enough to feel a little boosted when complimented by being hit on by one the same gender as myself, even though I can not return the feelings. Why would anyone feel threatened by someone who is attracted to you, unless you are afraid, deep in your heart, that you want to return those feelings, and grasp those loins? There can only be hate where there’s passion! (Stokes the flames a little higher, dancing Naked around her Bon Fire!) Burn, Baby, Burn!
Burn baby burn, indeed, along with all those cookie cutter snowbird houses, the mountains, canyons, and trailer parks near your house. Be careful with that bonfire. Though I wouldn’t object if you burned down the Sorry Gulch on a Thursday? night.
Bobby,
Where do you live? My friends and I are going to come and kick your ass, you fucking idiot. Furthermore, the next time you call my God a fagot, I will jam another oar up your ass, and you will have three oars up your ass as well as your boyfriends dick. Also, I will super glue the aforementioned oars before I put them in your ass. You are a dog fucker, a spaghetti monster fucker, a devil fucker, and a boyfriend fucker.
@ Proofreader
Wow dude, you really need to try some new material. Did you not know that the oar thing has been done more times than that poor dog? Really! I swear, I should call the ASPCA on all the fundie compounds we have around here, just on principal, based on how many of the posting trolls seem to dwell on canine posterior!
@ lilwench
did you know that bibmo’s finally got closed? they finally drugged Someone Important’s daughter, go figure. They should have stuck to the politically correct ones!
@Proofreader
really, haven’t we heard this before? It barely provides we hearty wenches and pirates any sport.
May you take your oars, and row in His Sauce.
@ Proofreader
PS Your god’s a homosexual. I do not use that other term. I am literate.
Bring it!
Wow, that was fast. Are you always that premature? There is medication for that, or even simple hardware if you are not the pill-popping type.
@ Wench Cyka: You’re fast too, but it’s a good kind of fast….I’d never tangle with you. Keep up the good work. LOFLAMO.
LOFLMAO.
Hmmmm — Is the venerable saying “Up shit creek without a paddle” taken from the bible? THAT could explain the oars and the ass reference….
Or maybe not.
May we be bathed in the tomato sauce of His Noodles… RAmen
Nobody called your God a faggot, but I’d be happy to if you want.
to each is the their own, you wanted attention and now you got it. congrats. now you can cross that off your list of things to do before you kick the bucket.
Your God is a Faggot!!! Wait a second, your “God” isn’t anything because he doesn’t exist.
The FSM is gay and straight. The FSM is everything… and nothing.
Oh, by the way. If you’re going to post a hate mail threatening physical violence on others, at least have the courage to leave your name chickenshit.
Also, you spelled boyfriend wrong.
Lastly, you seem to have some issues. You might seek some help. Otherwise just jam an oar up your own ass and fuck off. Chickenshit.
Hugs and kisses!