I cannot believe

Bobby, i cannot believe that you are actually serious about wanting this theory taught in our schools.  I must admit though iit takes some guts to want this imagination of darkness of yours which can never be proved to ever come into the light.  But as the God’s word says, "if it is not of God which is the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, the seed of Jesse, the root of David, the Son of the Living God Jesus Christ, then nothing will come of it." I would like however for you to write me back so that we could pass diologue to see whether you are of God or not by simply asking some questions. Looking forward to hearing from you soon and not by one of your followers but by you.

Cordially, Kenneth D. Terry Jr.

10 Responses to “I cannot believe”


  1. 1 Gary Wilson Aug 1st, 2006 at 12:31 pm

    I’m sure you’ve heard of the devil’s advocate? There are two sides to every coin, but it doesn’t mean your side isn’t pretty too.

  2. 2 Vicar Aug 1st, 2006 at 6:45 pm

    Yeah, Bobby, and if you could also put on this polygraph equipment that would be great.

    And these chaps. Put on these assless chaps. I have some questions for you.

  3. 3 Dusty Hodges Aug 1st, 2006 at 6:50 pm

    “If it is not of God which is the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, the seed of Jesse, the root of David, the Son of the Living God Jesus Christ, then nothing will come of it.”

    Where do people get this sort of thing? I never get tired of Christians who come out with pithy sayings or ridiculous idioms and pretend that they’re somehow direct out of the mouth of God.

  4. 4 ethic Aug 1st, 2006 at 9:55 pm

    “would like however for you to write me back so that we could pass diologue to see whether you are of God or not by simply asking some questions.”

    I just love christards that that think they have the ear of god.

    Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth… Pride is a very deadly sin. It is up to god to decide who is of god; not you.

  5. 5 Sue Aug 2nd, 2006 at 9:59 am

    I think, Kenneth D. Terry Jr., that you are forgetting that while the “imagination of darkness” that you refer to cannot be proven, neither can the religious theory that you have placed your faith in. In fact, neither can intelligent design, which I believe is the main point of FSM, which appears to have escaped you.

  6. 6 HeathenAngel Aug 8th, 2006 at 3:51 pm

    Sue,

    Ooops.. I think Kenny forgot that part.

  7. 7 Ghede Aug 14th, 2006 at 8:08 am

    Hey, hey…I thought imagination of darkness was a good thing, dude? Philip K. Dick? H. P. Lovecraft? Terry Pratchett? These guys rock!

  8. 8 Reed Braden Aug 22nd, 2006 at 5:12 pm

    Right… FSM can’t be proved. That’s the central conciet of FSM. Christianity can’t be proved either. The opinion of the masses doesn’t constitute as fact.

  9. 9 Bobby's Follower Sep 4th, 2006 at 11:40 pm

    “i cannot believe that you are actually serious about wanting this theory taught in our schools”

    Well, then I guess you “GET IT” because that’s how Bobby, and all of his “followers” (wtf ever) feel about cockamamie suppositions being labelled “theories,” and then forced into our culture as “science.” I’m referring to Intelligent Design, Mr. Kenneth Dipshit Jr.

    “I must admit though iit takes some guts to want this imagination of darkness of yours which can never be proved to ever come into the light.”

    That sentence wins my “Run-on Sentence of the Week Award.” Not only is it unpunctuated; it’s meaningless gibberish.

    I’d like to quote a passage my friend wrote about 18 years ago, as a dada-ist apology to all of the offended Fundamentalists of the God of Abraham, but I can’t remember it verbatim, so he gets no credit here:

    “At the dawn of infraction, and the eve of probation do I regret that I refuse to admit that I forgot I have done what I didn’t do.”

  10. 10 El Peatieablo Sep 1st, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    \I challenge you to prove that ID is more scientific than UD.
    I look forward to hearing from jesus, not just one of his followers. Granted he doesn’t exist, but still, I’d like to talk to him and get his opinion on the bigotry and lack of understanding constantly coming from his followers.

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