2006 August archive - Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Archive for August, 2006

Great gonads of BROWN magic

Published by Bobby Henderson August 31st, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 26 Comments

What is with this gimmick and putting a spaghetti monster on a Christmas tree? That is what spouted me off. Oh yes, people put their pets on as decorations now and now, a spaghetti monster for a tree topper? Say what? What is with the emails? What? You can’t read?
I am mad. That is why [...]

Hey Pirate…

Published by Bobby Henderson August 19th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 119 Comments

The only Pirate you are is a BUTT PIRATEâ€¦.butt plugging parrots too!
You and your group of sick, misguided, ugly, half-witted, inbred, drugged up, hippie friends really need a good ass beating. When my deployment of catching drug runners ends in South
America, and I return to San Diego, CA, why don’t we meet somewhere? You bring [...]

Think about this, asshole….

Published by Bobby Henderson August 19th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 73 Comments

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
Jesus Christ and the American G.I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

REPLY PLEASE!

Published by Bobby Henderson August 17th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 58 Comments

Ok Mr. Bobby Henderson, Im seriously sorry but I don’t understand this whole idea of a bunch of noddels like flying around I just cant grasp that. I can understand if your trying to make a point like we shouldn’t put science down but you went a little over bord with your [...]

Jesus loves you guys

Published by Bobby Henderson August 14th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 69 Comments

Hey, I was you website though a form that was arguing Christians vs evolution. Then someone said what about FSM and we learned of your weird clan thing. I went to you “hate mail” section and was sadden by what some people said and how they displayed Christians as Hippocrates. But, I’m [...]

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Published by Bobby Henderson August 14th, 2006 in General FSM news. 139 Comments

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For Your Hate Mail

Published by Bobby Henderson August 12th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 20 Comments

Hey Bobby,
First of all, the idea behind your site is amusing, lighthearted, and it makes its point. I get that. I spent a good couple minutes chuckling about it when I first heard about the FSM and its “Church”. So when I got the link to your site, I was interested enough to go [...]

i don’t understand

Published by Bobby Henderson August 9th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 25 Comments

Bobby, I don’t understand. I have recently read your article to the KC school board. You seem to be arguing that the FSM created the earth. I believe the God of the Bible created the earth. Your argument states that schools should teach evolution, intelligent design, and FSM creation.
Both the Christian belief [...]

Sure would hate to be you on Judgment Day!

Published by Bobby Henderson August 8th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 51 Comments

I sure would hate to be you on Judgment Day. You think God and the Bible are all a bunch of malarkey. Well, if that’s true, please explain why hundreds of Bible prophecies have already come true and are STILL unfolding before our very eyes….. God bless! Carmen

Enjoy

Published by Bobby Henderson August 7th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 32 Comments

Your knowledge of what a Christian is or is not is quite humorous. You have very wittingly shown that all of the founding fathers were a bunch of nutcases. The caricature and generalization that we are all a bunch of blood thirsty crusaders is even more laughable. Then I remember the lake of fire and [...]

i do not know why

Published by Bobby Henderson August 6th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 18 Comments

i do not know why you might have suggested something weird like this anyways; who might have though the flying spaghetti monster or whatever would be compared to someone like Jesus. First of all the Flying Spaghetti Monster is made up of matter, and so it had to created in the first place. Jesus is [...]

whatever fools

Published by Bobby Henderson August 5th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 49 Comments

whatever fools believe in this load of crap are going to burn in
hell, and that would be of your doings. Yes, it was their choice to believe in
it, but you gave them the idea and with their simple minds they took it and died
with it.
So if you can live with the thought of people burning [...]

Please watch what you say

Published by Bobby Henderson August 4th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 54 Comments

Please watch what you say, your blasphemy is pleasing the devil. Do you really want to spend eternity in hell where there will be weeping and knashing of teeth? The devil is using you as his vessel to mock the Truth so that you may discourage people from believing in it in order for that [...]

your god is a homo

Published by Bobby Henderson August 3rd, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 295 Comments

bobby,
where do you live because me and my freinds are going to come and kick you ass you fucking idiot. and the next time you call my god a faggot i will jam another oar up your ass and you will have three oars up your ass and your boyfriends dick and i will super [...]

Sad

Published by Bobby Henderson August 2nd, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 56 Comments

Peace!
Please read it all. It is sad to see so many such as yourself- lost. You will be resposible for the souls of all those you lead astray…If you think this is a funny joke, well I don’t think God thinks so..God does not want to be mocked. “Rise up, O God, and defend your [...]

I wonder…

Published by Bobby Henderson August 2nd, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 30 Comments

Hey Bobby, just looking at your site, and I wonder to myself why you got so carried away with your whole FSM thing. I understand your point- religious fundamentalism is getting in the way of a progressive world. The fact that some schools only want to teach Intelligent Design is a bit scary. But then [...]

IP addresses

Published by Bobby Henderson August 2nd, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 17 Comments

In reference to the Casey Powell hate-mail saga:

King Missle

Published by Bobby Henderson August 1st, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 33 Comments

Jesus was way cool. Everybody liked Jesus. Everybody wanted to hang out with him and most people still do! Anything He wanted to do, He did. He turned water into wine and if He wanted to he could have turned wheat into marijuana, or sugar into caffine, or vitamin pills into amphetamines. He could’ve even [...]

and in exchange for taking my quote off

Published by Bobby Henderson August 1st, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 20 Comments

I feel one good turn deserves another. I was getting ready to start a webpage to smeer your site. In return for taking the quote off, I will not use (and I mean this, NEVER use) the flying spaghetti monster eating horse to start a campaign to smeer your site. I will [...]

I am personally done

Published by Bobby Henderson August 1st, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 26 Comments

I am personally done talking to a bunch of 8 year olds who have no clue
or purpose for life period. I could argue with an 8 year old all day
long and get nowhere, so I’m over this retarded childish behavior. The
grace I am willing to give these people is the relinquishment from this
website (thats right, [...]

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American