I find your site degrading and offensive. God does not allow for the type of logical fallicies you promote on your site. For instance, why would a perfect, infanate being have to rest for three days after creation? The bible clearly establishes a maximum one to six day resting ratio for the creation of the universe by an infante being. Ok, I’ll be sympathetic to your tortured logic and explain how mankind knows that the bible is the word of god. 1. the bible is infallible. Scott Taylor
I love how this person uses the bible to back up an argument against the bible. That’s like me saying “The bible is false.” and him saying “No, the bible says it’s true, so it is!” I love reading these posts. They make me feel so much better about my inteligence. Sometimes I doubt that I’m smarter than most people (because everyone thinks their smart, right), then I come here and my fears are put to rest.
I love this site. Laughed ’til I cried and nearly pissed myself. Can’t believe how serious some self-righteous fools are getting about it. I am a bit concerned about you though, Bobby, as you obviously have too much time on your hands. All power to the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
The Heathen spelled “atrocities,” as “attrocities,” but that was probably just a typo. I love it when people who are bagging-on other people’s spelling misspell themselves… or other words, like atrocites.
All in all, the original post must be a joke; “The bible clearly establishes a maximum one to six day resting ratio for the creation of the universe by an infante being.” is WAY TOO STUPID, but I reserve my right to be wrong about that…
Yes, the bible is inflatable, Rob, when it’s printed on used condoms, like my copy here.
(They were used, for hair-ties…)
~RAmen.
scott is a dumbass
I find your existence degrading and offensive. If god doesn’t allow for the logical fallacies in this site, but said fallacies exist, then shouldn’t it follow that your god doesn’t exist?
“Did you mean: infinite” – Google, on your spelling
The bible is a valid source for christian religion, not logic. Also, the FSM taking a three day break isn’t illogical, it’s just lazy or the result of a very massive hangover.
Ok, I’ll be sympathetic and explain why the bible isn’t logical 1: it isn’t internally consistent (take a quiz from landoverbaptist.org and look up the given passages. You might be amazed)
Have you heard of “never back down”? It’s a disabilist film, this man said to me at the cinema, he said : “There’s an intelligence test on in the othe room”, I said “oh, well never back down”. I meant the syndrome, but shock horror, he bought me a ticket and I had to watch “Never Back Down”, the movie, in the cinema. Well I almost shit myself.
Sorry I have to go now, the warden’s coming…he said it was the pebbles on his ride over here.
Did you know martial arts were invented by pacifists getting bothered? They thought “Fuck this”, I’m sick off it, it hurts, and they called it “The Peacemaker”, and what’s more, my mother still takes the piss out whatever I do, even when I smash her face in.