You are the biggest hypocrite I have ever been exposed to; throughout your page you repeatedly assert that evolution is the only “scientific” explanation of the origin of species, yet right on your front page you say that such absurd theories as the “Flying Spaghetti Monster” should also be incorporated into public high school science curriculum. So let me explain this to you nice and slow; the Bible is the answer, it is what is to be differed to at all times; the Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible. Now, as far as science goes, who the hell do you think your are to call Intelligent Design “illegitimate science,” technically, evolution is the only scientific theory yes; and technically, midgets are people… So we aren’t to concerned with technicalities are we? Plus, part of education is being exposed to every side of the story, because if we cannot give six billion accounts of each event, then not everyone is being fairly represented and we are reduced to defining science as some kind of “standard” outside of human gut-instinct. And besides, as an acquaintance once said (really) “what good has evolution done the world anyway?”
So there we have it, as I noticed some of you other readers correctly pointed out, if you question things your are a tool of Satan. You don’t need to question, God does all the thinking for us; he actually has a degree in Philosophy. Abortion is wrong, it says so in the bible, I dare you to go look it up- you probably won’t find it, but that’s just because your gay, which is also wrong- it says so in the Bible. Now some of us will be wondering the justification for that moral assertion, but remember the Bible is flawless- it says so in the Bible.
Back to evolution- all of the evidence that exists for it is actually false and placed there by Satan, and so that evidence really isn’t inconsistent with the Bible at all, and that makes it void. But the evidence that is the Bible, and its infinite circle of self-validation is completely inconsistent with evolution. I mean come on, if God didn’t really make Adam and Eve, why would He lie to us? And so since ID has more valid evidence than evolution supporting it, it wins and you lose.
As a Christian, I follow Jesus for his teachings of love and tolerance; it is people like you who make me sick, I hope you die in a lake of fire and get your eyes pecked out by crows, so that you may go to hell and exist for eternity in a lake of fire getting your eyes pecked out by crows.
With love,
Charlie
You are a moron. You probably blame God for making you a moron. Unfortunately this just highlights your own moronity.
This post is 100% true… it says so in this post…. so it must be true.
sory fore poping this post up bat i jast want to remind you ppl abawt this… also if “christen” is still arwnd he shold see it.
it’s the stupedest thin i ever raed!
“I follow Jesus for his teachings of love and tolerance”
“I hope you die in a lake of fire and get your eyes pecked out by crows, so that you may go to hell and exist for eternity in a lake of fire getting your eyes pecked out by crows.”
wow….. I don’t even know what to say to this one, i’m laughing my dick off. The train of thought is …wow. This guy a window licking tard.
I take it he doesn’t know what hypocrisy means or irony Happy2bamoneky and Darkbane are right – I’m bored with these people I mean could we have some one who actually show they have a braincell. Just for the record Intelligent design is pseudo science and as for the Bible being 100% true how did the 23,000 typos in the Bible crop up from? For example the books of Judges, Samuel, Kings, Chronicles, Ezra and Nehemiah contain contradictions, elements of numerology and anachronisms.
The books of Ruth, Esther, Job and Jonah are works of pure fiction.
The book of Daniel is fraudulent fiction masquerading as a prophetic work
and the list goes on still what do expect from a window licking tard.
“Back to evolution- all of the evidence that exists for it is actually false and placed there by Satan” I would really appreciate if Charlie told us where he found this out. I mean if it has facts like this surely it could help us solve all of the problems that the world’s smartest scientists have been struggling with for years. I wonder if his God personally appeared to him to present this fact, because otherwise I reckon he should go back to his windows.
Sorry, Charlie – if the the Bible is 100% true, when it says the Great Flood was 40 days and in another place 150 days, is it now 200% true? Also, rabbits don’t chew their cud, you cannot see the whole Earth from a mountaintop, and Exodus didn’t happen.
Yes, a God wouldn’t have reason to lie to you, but men – like the ones who wrote the Bible – would. And stop letting someone else do your thinking for you. For all you know, Satan wrote the Bible so you would be lead astray!
According to the Ethical Atheist website, there are several Biblical choices for the length of the Great Flood:
40 days, length of flood (v7:17)
47 days, dove discovers land (v8:10-11)
150 days, waters were abated (v8:3)
150 days, ark came to rest on Mt. Ararat (v8:4)
253 days, to see tops of mountains (v8:5)
314 days, waters dried up (v8:13)
370 days, earth dried (v8:14)
Looks like your Heavily Edited and Mistranslated Collection of Ancient Fables is up to 600% true, Charlie!
“…the Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible.” HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! *phew* oh Charlie, you’ve made my day!