You are the biggest hypocrite I have ever been exposed to; throughout your page you repeatedly assert that evolution is the only “scientific” explanation of the origin of species, yet right on your front page you say that such absurd theories as the “Flying Spaghetti Monster” should also be incorporated into public high school science curriculum. So let me explain this to you nice and slow; the Bible is the answer, it is what is to be differed to at all times; the Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible. Now, as far as science goes, who the hell do you think your are to call Intelligent Design “illegitimate science,” technically, evolution is the only scientific theory yes; and technically, midgets are people… So we aren’t to concerned with technicalities are we? Plus, part of education is being exposed to every side of the story, because if we cannot give six billion accounts of each event, then not everyone is being fairly represented and we are reduced to defining science as some kind of “standard” outside of human gut-instinct. And besides, as an acquaintance once said (really) “what good has evolution done the world anyway?”
So there we have it, as I noticed some of you other readers correctly pointed out, if you question things your are a tool of Satan. You don’t need to question, God does all the thinking for us; he actually has a degree in Philosophy. Abortion is wrong, it says so in the bible, I dare you to go look it up- you probably won’t find it, but that’s just because your gay, which is also wrong- it says so in the Bible. Now some of us will be wondering the justification for that moral assertion, but remember the Bible is flawless- it says so in the Bible.
Back to evolution- all of the evidence that exists for it is actually false and placed there by Satan, and so that evidence really isn’t inconsistent with the Bible at all, and that makes it void. But the evidence that is the Bible, and its infinite circle of self-validation is completely inconsistent with evolution. I mean come on, if God didn’t really make Adam and Eve, why would He lie to us? And so since ID has more valid evidence than evolution supporting it, it wins and you lose.
As a Christian, I follow Jesus for his teachings of love and tolerance; it is people like you who make me sick, I hope you die in a lake of fire and get your eyes pecked out by crows, so that you may go to hell and exist for eternity in a lake of fire getting your eyes pecked out by crows.
With love,
Charlie
I’d just like to pick out the best bits.
“the Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible”
“but remember the Bible is flawless- it says so in the Bible”
=D … I speak only the truth. How can I prove this? I said so! LOL
“I follow Jesus for his teachings of love and tolerance”
…but:
“and technically, midgets are people… “
I fucking love this!
It made me laugh,
and put a smile on my face
This is awsome. I LOVE circular logic! …it’s so…circular! Way to go, Charlie!
“the Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible”.
Dude, you owe me a coke. I shot mine out my nose I laughed so hard when I saw that.
Hey Charlie
I hate people that make people sick so where is your GOD.
If you religious people knew where your religions originated from you would crap in your pants.
All the great prophets came into contact with Extra-Terrestrials.
Study your religions and praise the real GODS.
“You don’t need to question, God does all the thinking for us;”
This furthers my fear of religion.
“Abortion is wrong, it says so in the bible, I dare you to go look it up”
I dare YOU to find where it says this. As for me:
“And when he hath made her drink the water, then it shall come to pass, that, if she be defiled, and have done trespass against her husband, that the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter, and her belly shall swell, and her thigh shall rot: and the woman shall be a curse among her people. And if the woman be not defiled, but be clean; then she shall be free, and shall conceive seed.” (Numbers 5:27-28)
This nonsensical ritual, prescribed by God, to a woman suspected of infidelity, must undergo the drinking of a vile concoction made of bitter water and dust from the floor of a tabernacle. A priest calls a curse upon the woman’s head to insure that if she has acted in adultery the drinking of the liquid will cause her to have a miscarriage. If she comes out clean, then she shall conceive.
Regardless of how ridiculous this procedure seems, any person who believes every word of the Bible must come to terms with the realization that the quoted God here authorizes abortion.
Really though, the last paragraph is priceless. Love + Tolerance = I hope you die in a lake of fire with your eyes pecked out by crows. That and “technically, midgets are people.” You can’t argue with that logic.
Oh man did I laugh when I read Charlie’s letter. And at the end after he tells you how he follows Jesus with love and tolerance he hopes you get your eyes pecked out by crows in hell. Then closes with …..love Charlie. Oh I guess that makes it all right.
Oh man thanks so much for the great laugh.