what the hell is this?

Published July 27th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

PASTAFARIAN?!? that doesn’t even make sense!! why the hell would god be PASTA?!? It sounds like you were bored and asked “why don’t pirates exist anymore? and why doesn’t heaven have a stripper factory and a beer volcano?” Well buddy, just because you google searched some stupid fact and made a website, doesn’t mean you made a religion.
And that FSM bible is a load of crap. -John Ordoyne



53 Responses to “what the hell is this?”

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  1. John says:

    yep. nobody really deserves hate mail. You guys can do without the little idiots that come along here every day.

  2. Commodore Angryy says:

    that’s where you’re wrong newly converted John. we need hatemail to reaffirm ourselves of our ow superiority. without hatemail, this would be useless and boring, as it wouldn’t prepare us for real life fundies.

  3. John says:

    oh, far less than converted. just tolerant.

  4. Commodore Angryy says:

    well John, you’re here, you’re posting rationally, so you’re a welcome convert.

  5. Daniel Lewis says:

    Fundies CAN change.

    Get the news out!
    Tell the president!
    Halt the executions!

    RAmen

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