ok first off i want

Published July 24th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

ok first off i want to start by asking do you really believe everything that you wrote on that page about us being created by a freaking giant spaghetti monster?? cuz if you do wow give me some of what your on cuz it has got to be strong in order to have you believing that a spaghette monster created us…..next i want to let you know that you are sinning against God the one and only way to heaven and everlasting life…. and thirdly jesus loves you and if you want to know more about God and jesus let me know Sincerely

W.L.

P.S. Jesus Loves You



16 Responses to “ok first off i want”

  1. my gnosis proportional says:

    cuz ????

    Ignorance is most influential when it is spread around like cheese.

    Yeah, that’s it …melting cheese…

    pah ma zan

    pah ma zan

    feel the glory

    see the glory

    feel the love of

    pah ma zan

    cuz

    cheese loves you too

    cheese will rise again

    pah ma zan

    pah ma zan

  2. Tyler F. says:

    Do you have any proof that your god isn’t a giant spaghetti monster? Sure, in the bible it states that he created you in his own image, but was that a literal statement? See, the problem is you have no idea what god looks like, you just have an old book (oh god, I can almost see the flamings for just that) with a highly obfuscated message.

    Jesus loves me, eh? I love you too, then, Jesus. Now will you get your f***ing fan club to leave me the hell alone?

  3. Mike says:

    Pastafarianism isn’t supposed to be a religion and isn’t trying to get people to worship the FSM. It was invented to highlight the inherent flaws in your belief system (especially the teaching of intelligent design in schools), not to become one itself.

  4. Paul Donnelly says:

    @ my gnosis proportional

    You name is easily the best pun I’ve seen for a long while.

  5. Barfly says:

    Isn’t it about time for an FSM inquisition ? Noodle them all, I say the FSM will know its own.

  6. missbossy says:

    PS: The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves you too. Especially with a little garlic and olive Oil.

    PPS: This whole page should be renamed “Ongoing evidence that many people have absolutely no sense of humor and are generally clueless.” I haven’t been this baffled by lack of intelligence since the complaints page to “The Death Clock.”

  7. December Summer says:

    I actually have some respect for this person. They did not attack or try to push their beliefs. I don’t agree with their beliefs but they weren’t the typical hate mongering idiot that sends in mail. Kudos for not being a complete asshole, but at the same time, get yourself a good education and start thinking for yourself instead of being led like one of the herd.

  8. Maarten says:

    And do you belive in a book (Bible) with more logical holes in it than a Swiss cheese? do you believe in a book that has more contradictories in it than the frase “Compassionate conservatism”?

    M

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