HI My name is Toni

Published July 1st, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

HI My name is Toni And I am 14 years old i would just like to let you
know that I am extremly offended i can not belive that you actualy
believe that a bowl of pasta (nothing more) created the universe and
how dare you tell me I will burn in hell i know that i will go to
heaven and you know why? that is because i believe th truth and only
that that GOD created the universe and no where in the bible does it
say GOD is made of pasta and another thing you just sat down one day
and said let me write this book so people will do what i want not GOD i
think you had a little to much to drink when you came up with this crap
i am not angry it just upsets me that people have been decived by you
and you have been decived by satan himself he can disquise himself as
anything including a bowl of pasta.

-P.S Just 2 let you know you spelled it wrong its not WWFSMD it is WWJD
(what would jesus do) And he does love you please e-mail me back i
would love 2 hear from you What exactly are you trying to prove? Why is
it so scary to you that ID could be taught in schools? FSMism is not as
credible as ID like you and your endorsements claim. Everyone knows you
don’t really beleive a stupid wad of spaghetti created you. Do you find
it completely unconceivable that someone might actually have real faith
in their religion? And why are you just attacking Christianity?



46 Responses to “HI My name is Toni”

  1. jesus christ says:

    when i get back from heaven, i will make hawaii spew out beer

  2. Peter Popoff says:

    I saved a bunch of money by switching to geico.

  3. science wonder says:

    I know you slimy religious nuts won’t show this, but science will win!!! Science based in facts not psuedo science. Scientists around the world will unite and the pasta people and darwin druggies will all have to run. Mark my words the time is coming. So enjoy your pirate ways, worship Darwin as you want, hide your head in holes, this will not last.
    This is the 21st century, is time for zealots to open your minds and stop mocking science. Mankind has been held back long enough by the dark ages of religious bigotry.
    So what are you gonna do when the pasta hits the fan and Darwin cannot evolve.??

  4. Wench Nikkiee says:

    @science wonder
    What???

  5. Mad John Kidd says:

    @ science wonder

    A bit vague don’t you think? Just exactly which “science” are you referring to?

  6. Wench Nikkiee says:

    Are you a YEC??

  7. Mad John Kidd says:

    That would be too good to be true. Probably an IDiot.

  8. Wench Nikkiee says:

    @Mad John Kidd Dec 14th, 2006 at 8:56 pm
    ‘That would be too good to be true.’
    .
    Yeah we haven’t had one of the really blind ignorant ones for at least…..well since the dokta was here, I think. I like it when the YECs come, coz they are more ridiculous and evangelical.
    RAmen

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