Mocking Christianity with the fork on cross and FMS eating Jesus fish is gay mocking other religonsd is eniterly wrong and unnesecary just because you disagree with us and would rather worship something that is clearly fake is your problem so please do not mock other religons in your quest for the Spaghetti god
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
lol what the heak are some of the people on hear thinking if thay whant 2 be annoyanis thay can do it some whar else f— all thos ideits
FSM merely mocks that which has always been a mockery of legitimate understanding. Theism, supernaturalism and most religions are childhood immaturity and fantasy allowed to creep into adulthood and stunt the better development of an otherwise healthy human being. The fact FSM upsets the delusional is no surprise. The delusional need upsetting to induce them toward maturity. Mock away, mock away I say.
sarry about the cosing i got cind o angry
ps thank u hahaha
Jemni,
Please tell me that you do not speak English as a first language.
FSM welcomes those of all races and nationalities into His buttery appendages. However, those of us who would like to worship with you may need a Jemni-English dictionary.
I KNOW THAT THE BIBLE IS 100% FACT,THAT JESUS WAS THE SON OF GOD WHO HAS SAVED MY SOUL,I DO NOT EXPERIENCE 1 SECOND OF DOUBT EVER ABOUT THOSE 2 THINGS, I DO NOT FEAR MAN OR BEAST OR LIFE OR DEATH,EVER.I HAVE FOUND THIS RELIGION OF YOURS WONDERFULLY FUNNY AND SINCE MY GOD IS ALSO THE LARGEST THING IN EXSISTANCE I BELIEVE HE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR JUST AS LARGE,IF HE IS OFENDED,WELL THATS BETWEEN HIM AND YOU,NONE OF MY BUSINESS REALLY,HIS WORD SAYS THAT VENGANCE IS HIS ALONE.SOUNDS LIKE YOUR KEEPING AN OPEN MIND AND THAT IS ESSENTIAL TO FINDING THE TRUTH,GOOD LUCK TO YOU AN THANX 4 THE GIGGLE.
Regarding the original comment: “just because you disagree with us and would rather worship something that is clearly fake”
Just remember, to some people, all religions are “clearly fake”. Your religion has the benefit of about 1500-2000 years of argumentum ad nauseam on its side.
This site is super-cool! Love it! I’d say sign me up, but I think I’m just going to join in and create my own religion too . Hey, I’ve got a great imagination and a healthy moral compass. Maybe this is THE answer to the ridiculous fundamentalism taking over our sad, sad country. I’m all for it! I mean, I’ll remain an atheist for the rest of my life , but from now on, I’ll preface my declaration of atheism with the caveat that I’m an atheist because a voice in my head tells to be an atheist. Okay, so I’ll work on the atheology a little more, but thanks for the inspiriation! you rock!!! And all praise to you noodle!
Alan, do you believe in the Bible completely without a doubt?
Because the bible (Exodo 35:2) says you can kill anyone that works on Saturdays, and (in Exodo 21:7) says you can sell your sister as a slave.
Are you agree with this????
There are lots of examples like this in the bible….I think you should not belive in all the things you read in the bible, even not in the “newest” books of the bible.
I possess a greater maximum intellectual capacity than any of you psycologically delapidated simians.
Hail Xenu! OUR LORD, MASTER, AND SAVIOUR!
Spaghetti is a food, silly.
Just want to say thanks to HaHaHa and Vicar - for some reason boards like this get filled by the great illiterati hiding behind their chosen belief system because they cannot think and reason for themselves. HaHaHa and Vicar are so obviously secure in ther indivual beliefs and do more to spread the Christian ideals with their acceptance and recognition of humour - maybe if more Christians, Jews and Muslims could find such individual faith and acceptance then less people would be killed in the pursuit of “my god’s better than your god”
BTW i’m not Christian nor a believer in the almighty FSM but i still love this site
“..something that is clearly fake”
You have insulted me. It is not fake, and if you can prove me it is fake, by all means, please do.
I find it amusing that no one has posted a comment to the effect of “Of course it’s not necessary to ridicule religion. Most religions contain enough self-contradictions and obvious bald-face lies that you can just quote scripture and find all the ridicule you need.
Expecting to get into heaven on Jesus’ coat-tails is wrong. Expecting to have your debt of sins paid for by someone you don’t even know, just because you’re a poor little mortal with no chance in life, that is wrong. Your morals are defunct, your life a waste.
You try to tell us that the “REAL” god is the one which we cannot perceive or understand. You tell us that we are cut in two, our consciousness(read: soul) and our bodies are pitted against each other, our mind(read: soul) belonging to the supernatural, our bodies the evil chest which has locked our mind away.
Your father, ancient Adam, who ate from the tree of knowledge and was subsequently doomed by his own creator, was no man until he took a bite. Before, he was a blind unthinking thing, with no worries, no work, no thought. Your god wanted to keep his creations stupid, and so he kept them from the one thing that separates humans from all of the other animals. Knowledge. And when this subhuman made the decision to better itself, he became human.
Your religion is a religion of evil and death. You would prefer to rot in your church than to grow in your school, you prefer death over life, as only death will set you free to roam your only true destination, heaven. And what is heaven but a place to sit down and mull around and praise god for eternity, like a slave without a mind. Your god is an evil god, a dictator, bent on keeping his minions ignorant, and worse, apathetic about their own ignorance, or rather, gleeful in it. He wants to see you suffer, just to see how far he can push you. He has no problem with destroying you and the rest of the world, to make a point. He has had to start over again, which never would have happened if he had done it right the first time.
Your god is as impotent as he is evil, and a greater evil has never existed. Except for maybe the communists.
Praise be to Me.
To John Galt.
You fool, you god damned fool. We’ve never said anything about heaven being all fun and games. We’ve never said that, why would you say that we said that, it isn’t fair to us, it just isn’t fair!
Why can’t you just look at our religion and accept it?!? It’s for the greater good, it brings us happiness and peace, and everyone is equally loved by god, no matter how good or bad they are. And god only helps those who need it, that’s why he saved Noah and his family, and why he hasn’t done anything for you.
Why would you say these horrible things about god when he loves you and wants you to love him back. He doesn’t want you to go to hell, but he doesn’t have a choice.
Did you really just say that God does not have a choice? Did you really just say that? I think that is all that needs to be said.
yeah, jesus hates punctation, too.
Does Pastafarianism do the Eucharist thing? Does the host transsubstantiate? Does that include the sauce?
Hey, John Galt: Who is James Taggart? Words have meaning. A is A. Dilute, Dilute, Okay!
You know, I was merely amused with the FSM concept at first. Yet, using the logic presented by fundamentalist nuts, I can clearly see the divinity of the FSM based solely upon their idiotic rantings.
Following the fundamentalist nuts’ logic, this religion must be correct because there is such vehement opposition. You know you’ve heard it… “Just by looking at how ____ (insert your favorite enemy: atheists, pagans, etc.) persecute the church, you can see we must be right.”
Yep. You’ve converted me, you fundamentalist nuts… to Pastafarianism!
Viva la Pasta!
Another thing I remembered was a quote to all you super refined creationists: G-d wants Spiritual Fruits, not Religous Nuts.
Also, I’m Jewish. Come on anti-semetics, I’ll take you all.
this is funny. the person that believes in an imaginary being (god) is offended by the thought of another imaginary thing (fsm). hello pot, meet kettle. oh, and guess what….YOU’RE BLACK!
at least FSM is a tangible object. try to say that about your “god”. hahaha