Mocking other religons is unnecesary

Mocking Christianity with the fork on cross and FMS eating Jesus fish is gay mocking other religonsd is eniterly wrong and unnesecary just because you disagree with us and would rather worship something that is clearly fake is your problem so please do not mock other religons in your quest for the Spaghetti god

83 Responses to “Mocking other religons is unnecesary”


  1. 1 That Guy Jul 31st, 2006 at 8:02 am

    Ye, I understand that ‘mocking other religionsd is eniterly wrong’, but this isn’t truly mocking, it’s just a fun joke to give everyone some comic releif from the topic of creationism. I’ll repeat: It’s just for fun!

    Thank you for your gramatically incorect time,
    That Guy

  2. 2 Justin Dowling Jul 31st, 2006 at 11:34 am

    So using the word ‘gay’ as an insult because you disagree with homosexuality is what… enlightened? piss off.

  3. 3 Jonathan Pretch Jul 31st, 2006 at 12:39 pm

    Put down the Jesus-juice and when you sober up please repost.

  4. 4 Scott in Chicago Jul 31st, 2006 at 1:00 pm

    Oh, I thought Christians had the corner on the market of “mocking” other religions! Please take your FAKE Jesus and go away!

  5. 5 Charles in Cali Jul 31st, 2006 at 1:19 pm

    I agree with another commentor that classifying something you find objectionable as “gay” is offensive and redneckish all by itself. You obviously are either 1.) a junior high school student who rides the short bus to your village classroom, or 2.) some drunk redneck who should have ridden the short bus to your village classroom more often.

  6. 6 Hugh Jul 31st, 2006 at 1:23 pm

    I think this commenter is just jealous of all of the periods on this site.

  7. 7 Capt. Grammar Jul 31st, 2006 at 1:25 pm

    One would think that, by now, people would realize that poor spelling, no punctuation and bad grammar instantly mark a post as retarded. Especially when vomiting baseless religious pop-ups and taking yourself way, WAY too seriously. In the future, take the dick out of your mouth before you begin typing.

  8. 8 Baal Jul 31st, 2006 at 1:53 pm

    Fuck Jesus.

    Jesus save me from all the nuts that believe in you…

  9. 9 Blueberry Jul 31st, 2006 at 1:53 pm

    These letters are hilarious, in a sad way though, because most of them were probably NOT written by children. Fundies say the darndest things!

  10. 10 David Jul 31st, 2006 at 1:59 pm

    Maybe your personal God should the the one that teaches you how to spell, so that your rantings come across better, without all the distraction of being too stupid to be able to spell words like unnecessary, religonsd, eniterly and religons.

  11. 11 Stormin Mormon Jul 31st, 2006 at 2:21 pm

    I agree that the cross image may have been a tad unnecessary, but it’s just harmless fun, get over it. On kind of a side note, where did the Jesus Fish symbol come from? Isn’t that kind of silly.

    In response to alot of the other posters, there’s no reason to get this upset over the original poster’s childish explosion.

    Personally, I’m rather religious, but I take the Church of the FSM as vastly amusing, it was a well done creation. Guys who are responding to this guy and insulting Christianity, that’s a tad unnecessary, no? You’re just lowering yourself to his level. Whether or not you believe in Christianity, I’m assuming you can honor the basic values of Loving thy neighbor, and such.

    Let the guys who want to respond with “righteous fury” against the FSM do so. It’s not hurting you.

    Original poster, “clearly fake” was probably a silly thing to type.

    I think that’s about it.

  12. 12 hahaha Jul 31st, 2006 at 2:23 pm

    BRILLIANT!

    “…just because you disagree with us and would rather worship something that is clearly fake…”

    absolutely brilliant. You should write satire novels.

  13. 13 er-head Jul 31st, 2006 at 2:39 pm

    wow, there sure is a lot of anger here, and it looks like a lot of it’s stemming from “christians”.

    man. where to begin.

    I’m a christian, and a creationist, and i just wanted to pipe in and say that not all christians are assholes. :) I came here from boingboing, and found that it’s not simply the few hate emails posted, but also the comments that are full of jerky reponses to the FSM movement - generally people who call themselves christians.

    Personally, I think the FSM movement is hilarious. I thought it was a great joke when I heard about it, and I still do. Obviously I see the FSM’s point about religion being taught in schools as science, and though this may surprise you - i agree!

    Any good christian will tell you that belief in God - any god really, not just the christian god - requires faith. Faith and science are polar opposites. Using the scientific method is completely separate and apart from having faith. That being said, creationism, while I do personally believe in it, has no place in a science class.

    I don’t personally agree with the theory of evolution, but that is simply a statement of opinion - I have nothing to base it on but my own faith. While there is proof of the Bible as being a believeable historical document (cross-referencing with other documents, existence of such things as the Hebrew race, the geographical locations, etc.,) there is, as far as I am aware, no historical proof whatsoever of the Creation as described in the Bible. I still believe in Creation as described in Genesis, but I have only my faith. To that end, I see no reason why creationism should be taught in a science class - it’s not scientific, and there is no science involved. Further, as the scientific community has shown, there is evidence of evolution as fact. This belief has given way to the general acceptance, using the scientific method, of evolution as the way that we came into being. This is science. As this is the general belief, and it is science, I believe that this is the only idea that should be taught in science class. Any other ideas should include scientific backing - such as proof. Without this, any opposing ideas are not science, and should be taught elsewhere.

    I’m not opposed to teaching christian beliefs in schools, but they don’t have much place in the science class. A class on religion might have a place for christian ideas, but I can quickly see that becoming a huge mess, as every idea would clamor for attention, no matter what the rest of the world thought of it. That being said, my own opinion is that the solution to all of our issues is a simple one: raise your children. That’s right - speak to them, and share your ideas. If you’re a christian, it should be easy enough for you to share your faith with your children. If you’re of another faith (hello FSMers!) or an evolutionist, the same applies. A loving parent should be any child’s biggest and most important source of information. If you feel that the school is undermining your efforts as a parent, you’re probably not spending enough time with your kids. Sit down with them, share your ideas, and let them know *why* you believe what you do. In the end, your kids are eventually going to grow up, and they’ll form their own opinions and beliefs. Your input will play a part, and it can be an important one, no matter your beliefs.

    My own hope is that God will set me straight when I get to heaven. :) Maybe evolution is really what happened, but that still wouldn’t shake my faith and belief in God. In the end, I will still believe what I believe, but I don’t think my faith has a place in any scientific circles - it’s simply not science.

    As far as the hatred goes: if you call yourself a christian, please remember that Jesus told us that the second highest law is to love one another. If you’re wishing someone would go to hell, is that really love? Remember, at this point, most of the people (at least in the U.S.,) have heard of the Gospel, and have made their minds up one way or the other. Either they’ve accepted it, or they’ve rejected it. Your words are not going to change anyone’s mind, and you can’t save anyone. If you really want to make a difference, please don’t spew hatred and anger. The world is sick and tired of hearing what we believe. They don’t want to hear about how great God is, or how much He loves us. They want to see it. The people of the world are want to see action. If you really loved the world, you would do something to change it. I don’t mean making threats that God will have to carry out (sending people to hell,) I mean stopping to help that stranded person on the freeway. On your way to church, how about stopping to feed that homeless person. Gee, why not skip church all together, and help someone in need? People don’t want to be beaten over the head with religion. It doesn’t work, and noone cares. What this world longs for is love. Try it.

    If you’ve read this far, and you’re not a christian, please accept my apology. Nobody is perfect, myself included. People, regardless of their true beliefs, often display anger in the name of christianity. Again, I simply want to state for the record that all christians are not assholes. Please don’t write us all off. :)

  14. 14 KvonM Jul 31st, 2006 at 3:00 pm

    thank you so much for using the FSM hate mail site as your personal soapbox. please make sure all tray tables and seat backs are returned to their upright position. drive through.

  15. 15 Ohmz Jul 31st, 2006 at 3:18 pm

    Visit godgab.org if you want to discuss religion with some civility.

  16. 16 Hobbs von Wackamole Jul 31st, 2006 at 3:33 pm

    Hmmm, do we discuss the spelling errors or the homophobia?

    how to choose

  17. 17 Mazrat Jul 31st, 2006 at 3:33 pm

    Origins of the Jesus fish symbol (from Wikipedia although I remember learning it in school):

    Ichthus (ΙΧΘΥΣ, Greek for fish) is an acronym, which is a word formed from the initial letters of the several words in the name. It compiles to the following: “Jesus Christ God’s Son is Saviour”

    I is the first letter of the word Jesus in Greek: Ιησους

    CH are the first letters of the word Christ (Χριστος)

    TH are the first letters of the word THeou (Θεου), Greek for God

    Y is the first letter for Uios (Υιος), Greek for son.

    S is the first letter for Soter (Σωτηρ), Greek for saviour.

    On the cross thing - I once pointed out to someone that if Jesus had been hanged, would she have been so happy to wear a little gold noose on a chain around her neck? SHe told me not to be silly - I thought I was making a valid point.

  18. 18 Artis Jul 31st, 2006 at 3:37 pm

    Better then “preaching” with sword and fire to pagans.

  19. 19 Methos Jul 31st, 2006 at 4:31 pm

    For you people having a stroke over the FSM. Does the not-god, but omniscient and omnipotent being have a sense of humor? And if he doesn’t how do you know he doesn’t find the jokes you laugh at unacceptable?

    Taking that further since you leave no possibility of accpeting FSM humor does that mean if you’re on the wrong side of the joke that Intelligence will have you burning in ‘hell’?

    Methos

  20. 20 ZZ Jul 31st, 2006 at 4:38 pm

    Jesus is cumming, and boy is he pissed.

  21. 21 John Paul Jul 31st, 2006 at 4:53 pm

    Jesus Saves! By clipping coupons.

  22. 22 Daedalus Jul 31st, 2006 at 5:01 pm

    This kind of nonsense (Baby Jeebus hatemail) used to make me laugh. Now, though, it simply makes me angry. Or sad. Or depressed. Homeschooling needs to be banned, or these freaks are going to continue to be fruitful and multiply.

  23. 23 Gary Jul 31st, 2006 at 5:07 pm

    The purpose of FSM is to show the Kansas State School Board the absurdity of teaching religion in SCIENCE class, not to abuse Christianity.

  24. 24 donny dorko Jul 31st, 2006 at 5:17 pm

    Proof that this is a real religion:

    http://www.texasrainmaker.com

  25. 25 LBRLXIAN Jul 31st, 2006 at 5:20 pm

    You ignorant bunch of prejudiced FSM followers! This guy is obviously just so manly that not even his sentences have periods, stop asssuming people don’t no grammar

  26. 26 BiFF Jul 31st, 2006 at 5:32 pm

    The spelling or grammer don’t belittle his point, which may be the most valid of all the hate mail. Why is FSM such a close resemblance to “Biblical” symbols.
    The answer was “Don’t be so serious.”
    I suppose most people DO learn religious ridicule at the same time as they learn of religion.
    But neither side of this debate is obviously illogical. Both points center around courtesy, manners and taste, unlike any of the other hate mail on this page.
    His point actually makes a mockery of many responses. Or rather, they make a mockery of themselves in their illogical and directionless rebuttals.

    “Mocking Christianity with the fork on cross and FMS eating Jesus fish is gay”
    is my favourite line. Is he mocking “gay”s, or “FMS” or “Jesus fish” or the act of FSM eating ?
    He really did hit the central point.. a religion based on mocking another one?

  27. 27 meatball Jul 31st, 2006 at 5:33 pm

    Dear Sir or Madam,

    Please don’t mock Pastafarianism. By your own admission, and as you so eloquently state (may I quote you?): mocking other religonsd (sic) is “eniterly wrong and unnesecary.”

    I couldn’t have said it better myself. But maybe my 8-year old could have.

    Yours in Pasta,

    meatball

  28. 28 Chris in Champaign Jul 31st, 2006 at 5:54 pm

    JESUS HATES THE FSM!!!! He will kick FSM’s ass any day of the ever-lovin’ week! Break out the parmesan cheese cuz guess what Jesus is having for dinner tonight!!1!!1 Heard of Baal? The loving compassionate yet firm hand of Jesus’s dad whipped Baal’s ass and Baal could prolly whip FSM’s ass. If X can kick Y’s ass and Y can prolly kick Z’s ass, guess what? X will WAIL on Z’s ass. Any questions???

  29. 29 Brandon Jul 31st, 2006 at 6:18 pm

    Yes, I have one question meatball: Was there supposed to be a point to that post?

  30. 30 Halmut Von Kruzen Jul 31st, 2006 at 6:28 pm

    Being a devout and practicing Christian for the last 37 years of my life I was outraged by you’re flipint attitude towards us folk who accepted jesus. I was about to send you a letter detailing how I was going to rip out you’re intestance and use it as a condom while I fuck some nice sized holes into your retarded brain and hyenas eat your knees off but then I realized that I had not heard one of my fellow bretheren of the lord asking God about this. So I did just that last night. Do you know what God said to me? You’re never gone believe this, he said you were right. That’s right you son of a bitch, he said everything you have said about this flying spaghetti monster is true. He admitted to me that he had been taking credit for creating the universe thinking that no one would ever believe the truth because of how stupid it sounds. He now sees that he was mistaken about this as you have shown to the world the most preposterous ideas are always correct. Thus you must be the incarnate son of the FSM and should be worshiped as such. God wanted me to pass along a message that he is very sorry about all of taking undue credit and hopes that your majesty will not be pressing charges. He’s been really busy working on a new book right now and, besides, his umbrella liability policy does not pick up coverage for that type of peril. Hey, I’m sorry too, ok, dude? Friends?

  31. 31 BiFF Jul 31st, 2006 at 6:36 pm

    Halmut Von Kruzen, FSM made you post that, didn’t he?
    I thought so.

  32. 32 Tom3 Jul 31st, 2006 at 6:42 pm

    As an adherent of the Giant Floating Lasagna Diety, I extend my heartiest ecumenical welcoming wishes to all fellow Holy Pasta worshippers.

    But no Alfredo. That’s blasphemy.

  33. 33 meatball Jul 31st, 2006 at 6:43 pm

    Brandon - I believe it was the poster below me, who posed the question - “Chris in Champaign.”

    I am only a servant to his Holy Spaghettiness.

    meatball

  34. 34 Sagacious Jul 31st, 2006 at 7:01 pm

    The interwbnetthingy is the playting of SATAN! Oh crap that means I will be going to pasta Hell! That is probably an english kitchen somewhere.

  35. 35 User Jul 31st, 2006 at 7:25 pm

    “If we must play the theological game, let us never forget that it is a game. Religion, it seems to me, can survive only as a consciously accepted system of make-believe. . . .

    “You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. . . . Asses do not bray a liturgy to cloudless skies. Nor do cats attempt, by abstinence from cat’s meat, to wheedle the feline spirits into benevolence. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, quite intelligent enough.”

    – Aldous Huxley, Texts and Pretexts,1932

  36. 36 Retarded Redneck Jul 31st, 2006 at 7:56 pm

    I agree with another commentor that classifying something you find objectionable as “redneckish” is offensive and gay all by itself.

  37. 37 andrew Jul 31st, 2006 at 8:22 pm

    holy shit, thinking is a sin? doesn’t the bible say freewill (and hence, free thought) is supposed to be god’s greatest gift to man? If I were god, I’d be pissed that you aren’t using my greatest gift and instead are following some archaic book written by some dumbasses several thousand years ago. And secondly, the koran is supposed to be the unadulterated word of god, not the bible. Go get some culture. Other than from yogurt.

  38. 38 Ambrose Bierce Jul 31st, 2006 at 8:26 pm

    Religion, n. - daughter of Hope and Fear, an attempt to explain to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.

  39. 39 katie Jul 31st, 2006 at 8:44 pm

    these comments on this post are some of the funniest i have seen in a LONG time.

  40. 40 katie Jul 31st, 2006 at 9:13 pm

    all they can do is keep calling people gay. man, we have some serious closet cases here. i always thought that biblethumpers were just people who needed to get laid, heterosexually or homosexually.

  41. 41 jemni Jul 31st, 2006 at 9:17 pm

    lol what the heak are some of the people on hear thinking if thay whant 2 be annoyanis thay can do it some whar else f— all thos ideits

  42. 42 Rick Jul 31st, 2006 at 9:21 pm

    FSM merely mocks that which has always been a mockery of legitimate understanding. Theism, supernaturalism and most religions are childhood immaturity and fantasy allowed to creep into adulthood and stunt the better development of an otherwise healthy human being. The fact FSM upsets the delusional is no surprise. The delusional need upsetting to induce them toward maturity. Mock away, mock away I say.

  43. 43 jemni Jul 31st, 2006 at 9:30 pm

    sarry about the cosing i got cind o angry

    ps thank u hahaha

  44. 44 vicar Jul 31st, 2006 at 11:16 pm

    Jemni,

    Please tell me that you do not speak English as a first language.

    FSM welcomes those of all races and nationalities into His buttery appendages. However, those of us who would like to worship with you may need a Jemni-English dictionary.

  45. 45 alan Jul 31st, 2006 at 11:48 pm

    I KNOW THAT THE BIBLE IS 100% FACT,THAT JESUS WAS THE SON OF GOD WHO HAS SAVED MY SOUL,I DO NOT EXPERIENCE 1 SECOND OF DOUBT EVER ABOUT THOSE 2 THINGS, I DO NOT FEAR MAN OR BEAST OR LIFE OR DEATH,EVER.I HAVE FOUND THIS RELIGION OF YOURS WONDERFULLY FUNNY AND SINCE MY GOD IS ALSO THE LARGEST THING IN EXSISTANCE I BELIEVE HE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR JUST AS LARGE,IF HE IS OFENDED,WELL THATS BETWEEN HIM AND YOU,NONE OF MY BUSINESS REALLY,HIS WORD SAYS THAT VENGANCE IS HIS ALONE.SOUNDS LIKE YOUR KEEPING AN OPEN MIND AND THAT IS ESSENTIAL TO FINDING THE TRUTH,GOOD LUCK TO YOU AN THANX 4 THE GIGGLE.

  46. 46 Bob Aug 1st, 2006 at 12:25 am

    Regarding the original comment: “just because you disagree with us and would rather worship something that is clearly fake”

    Just remember, to some people, all religions are “clearly fake”. Your religion has the benefit of about 1500-2000 years of argumentum ad nauseam on its side.

  47. 47 marko Aug 1st, 2006 at 2:00 am

    This site is super-cool! Love it! I’d say sign me up, but I think I’m just going to join in and create my own religion too . Hey, I’ve got a great imagination and a healthy moral compass. Maybe this is THE answer to the ridiculous fundamentalism taking over our sad, sad country. I’m all for it! I mean, I’ll remain an atheist for the rest of my life , but from now on, I’ll preface my declaration of atheism with the caveat that I’m an atheist because a voice in my head tells to be an atheist. Okay, so I’ll work on the atheology a little more, but thanks for the inspiriation! you rock!!! And all praise to you noodle!

  48. 48 Bapho Aug 1st, 2006 at 2:16 am

    Alan, do you believe in the Bible completely without a doubt?

    Because the bible (Exodo 35:2) says you can kill anyone that works on Saturdays, and (in Exodo 21:7) says you can sell your sister as a slave.

    Are you agree with this????
    There are lots of examples like this in the bible….I think you should not belive in all the things you read in the bible, even not in the “newest” books of the bible.

  49. 49 ENLIGHTENED ONE Aug 1st, 2006 at 2:44 am

    I possess a greater maximum intellectual capacity than any of you psycologically delapidated simians.

    Hail Xenu! OUR LORD, MASTER, AND SAVIOUR!

    Spaghetti is a food, silly.

  50. 50 easy h Aug 1st, 2006 at 2:52 am

    Just want to say thanks to HaHaHa and Vicar - for some reason boards like this get filled by the great illiterati hiding behind their chosen belief system because they cannot think and reason for themselves. HaHaHa and Vicar are so obviously secure in ther indivual beliefs and do more to spread the Christian ideals with their acceptance and recognition of humour - maybe if more Christians, Jews and Muslims could find such individual faith and acceptance then less people would be killed in the pursuit of “my god’s better than your god”

    BTW i’m not Christian nor a believer in the almighty FSM but i still love this site

  51. 51 Jlmse Aug 1st, 2006 at 3:59 am

    “..something that is clearly fake”

    You have insulted me. It is not fake, and if you can prove me it is fake, by all means, please do.

  52. 52 Snake Aug 1st, 2006 at 4:49 am

    I find it amusing that no one has posted a comment to the effect of “Of course it’s not necessary to ridicule religion. Most religions contain enough self-contradictions and obvious bald-face lies that you can just quote scripture and find all the ridicule you need.

  53. 53 John Galt Aug 1st, 2006 at 6:00 am

    Expecting to get into heaven on Jesus’ coat-tails is wrong. Expecting to have your debt of sins paid for by someone you don’t even know, just because you’re a poor little mortal with no chance in life, that is wrong. Your morals are defunct, your life a waste.

    You try to tell us that the “REAL” god is the one which we cannot perceive or understand. You tell us that we are cut in two, our consciousness(read: soul) and our bodies are pitted against each other, our mind(read: soul) belonging to the supernatural, our bodies the evil chest which has locked our mind away.

    Your father, ancient Adam, who ate from the tree of knowledge and was subsequently doomed by his own creator, was no man until he took a bite. Before, he was a blind unthinking thing, with no worries, no work, no thought. Your god wanted to keep his creations stupid, and so he kept them from the one thing that separates humans from all of the other animals. Knowledge. And when this subhuman made the decision to better itself, he became human.

    Your religion is a religion of evil and death. You would prefer to rot in your church than to grow in your school, you prefer death over life, as only death will set you free to roam your only true destination, heaven. And what is heaven but a place to sit down and mull around and praise god for eternity, like a slave without a mind. Your god is an evil god, a dictator, bent on keeping his minions ignorant, and worse, apathetic about their own ignorance, or rather, gleeful in it. He wants to see you suffer, just to see how far he can push you. He has no problem with destroying you and the rest of the world, to make a point. He has had to start over again, which never would have happened if he had done it right the first time.

    Your god is as impotent as he is evil, and a greater evil has never existed. Except for maybe the communists.

    Praise be to Me.

  54. 54 James Taggart Aug 1st, 2006 at 6:06 am

    To John Galt.

    You fool, you god damned fool. We’ve never said anything about heaven being all fun and games. We’ve never said that, why would you say that we said that, it isn’t fair to us, it just isn’t fair!

    Why can’t you just look at our religion and accept it?!? It’s for the greater good, it brings us happiness and peace, and everyone is equally loved by god, no matter how good or bad they are. And god only helps those who need it, that’s why he saved Noah and his family, and why he hasn’t done anything for you.

    Why would you say these horrible things about god when he loves you and wants you to love him back. He doesn’t want you to go to hell, but he doesn’t have a choice.

  55. 55 John Galt Aug 1st, 2006 at 6:08 am

    Did you really just say that God does not have a choice? Did you really just say that? I think that is all that needs to be said.

  56. 56 nate Aug 1st, 2006 at 6:33 am

    yeah, jesus hates punctation, too.

  57. 57 Kip W Aug 1st, 2006 at 6:36 am

    Does Pastafarianism do the Eucharist thing? Does the host transsubstantiate? Does that include the sauce?

    Hey, John Galt: Who is James Taggart? Words have meaning. A is A. Dilute, Dilute, Okay!

  58. 58 Jarred Aug 1st, 2006 at 6:39 am

    You know, I was merely amused with the FSM concept at first. Yet, using the logic presented by fundamentalist nuts, I can clearly see the divinity of the FSM based solely upon their idiotic rantings.

    Following the fundamentalist nuts’ logic, this religion must be correct because there is such vehement opposition. You know you’ve heard it… “Just by looking at how ____ (insert your favorite enemy: atheists, pagans, etc.) persecute the church, you can see we must be right.”

    Yep. You’ve converted me, you fundamentalist nuts… to Pastafarianism!

    Viva la Pasta!

  59. 59 That Guy Again Aug 1st, 2006 at 7:22 am

    Another thing I remembered was a quote to all you super refined creationists: G-d wants Spiritual Fruits, not Religous Nuts.

    Also, I’m Jewish. Come on anti-semetics, I’ll take you all.

  60. 60 Concerned Human Aug 1st, 2006 at 7:28 am

    this is funny. the person that believes in an imaginary being (god) is offended by the thought of another imaginary thing (fsm). hello pot, meet kettle. oh, and guess what….YOU’RE BLACK!

    at least FSM is a tangible object. try to say that about your “god”. hahaha

  61. 61 Jack Aug 1st, 2006 at 7:48 am

    HAHAHAHA. “God” pure comic genius. The hate mailers are so blind by there religious zelous they don’t even realize they are the punch line. I haven’t even read all the posts yet I come back when I need to laugh.

  62. 62 Peter Aug 1st, 2006 at 12:23 pm

    You know what I find really interesting (I don’t know if anyone has pointed this out before)? The fact that ALL (or at least all I have bene able to read) of this Hate Mail comes from “Christians”. Hell, the whole ID movement is a “Christian” thing, noone else seems to have a problem with evolution.

  63. 63 Rebecca Stimler Aug 1st, 2006 at 1:06 pm

    It makes me sad to know that the baby I aborted back in April has gone to hell since it had not accepted Jesus, but I get happy again knowing that I have repented this sin and will be going to heaven.

  64. 64 yea right Aug 1st, 2006 at 11:14 pm

    making fun of religons is required!!!
    you will rot in the ground or maybe float around as a disemboied energy being that we call ghosts. deal with it. no heaven no hell just the universe which is bigger than both put together.

  65. 65 Taylor Bowden Aug 3rd, 2006 at 12:33 pm

    The whole point of the spaghetti monster is that he is out there to prove YOUR god is fake. We have to have a sense of control over the world we live in because every other religion is taking that control. If you mock our religion, we mock yours. If yours is taught in public schools, so should ours.

  66. 66 JahBreeze Aug 3rd, 2006 at 1:28 pm

    That’s not true, it is entirely necessary to mock other religions, races, sexualities, lifestyles, and genders because it is your first amendment right to do so. You can say and publish anything you want.

    However, it is not your right to pretend your religion is science in an attempt to get it taught in schools.

  67. 67 dlacone Aug 4th, 2006 at 6:42 am

    From atop his mountain, Crom laughs at you all.

  68. 68 Sam Aug 4th, 2006 at 6:43 am

    well i give a salute to Bobby Henderson because all those bible worshiping cristians think there so good and all, believing that there is a god. but who the hell would fall for that. if there is a god, why would there be so much suffering in the world? if there is a god, why does he (or she, for that matter) not just strike me down this INSTANT!! i mean seriously, how can you not know that moses wrote the commandments. jesus’ body was probably hidden from the public so they would beleive that he was so sacred and watnot. and if some fuking dumbass comes and dissmisses my comment because of spelling errors and stuff, i say i would like to see how big you think you are, and how small you are because your parents forced religeos crap into your mind.
    BTW this is a kid, i dont think that somthing as silly as god could possibly exsist

    P.S. plz keep this on your site

  69. 69 dlacone Aug 5th, 2006 at 7:53 am

    “..just because you disagree with us and would rather worship something that is clearly fake..”

    wow, just another example of how christians let their opinions blind them. well, whoever wrote this letter, WERE YOU AROUND WHEN EARTH WAS MADE?? and wats better is that whenever you guys take and opinion (god exists) it turns into fact, just like that!!personally, i belive god was just a way for people to dismiss scientific proof and make people waste crap loads of money buying churches, killing the heathens, ect., when you could be ending poverty, stoping the war, and other things that would be constructive!!

  70. 70 Tim Aug 10th, 2006 at 11:35 pm

    “Mocking Christianity with the fork on cross and FMS eating Jesus fish is gay”

    Wow, homophobia from a Christian. I wasn’t expecting that.

  71. 71 Monkey Fight Aug 23rd, 2006 at 3:14 pm

    I think you are all missing the point. Clearly he meant “gay” in the 19th Century manner - the “Gay” 90s…ect. So what he is actually saying is that FMS eating Jesus fish is a light-hearted and happy experience. It saddnes me that my fellow Pastafarians would immediately assume that this gentle fellow is a low-minded redneck asshole who has a two year olds graps of grammer and spell-check.

    Ramen

    Now go about your business.

  72. 72 Monkey Fight Aug 23rd, 2006 at 3:14 pm

    I think you are all missing the point. Clearly he meant “gay” in the 19th Century manner - the “Gay” 90s…ect. So what he is actually saying is that FMS eating Jesus fish is a light-hearted and happy experience. It saddnes me that my fellow Pastafarians would immediately assume that this gentle fellow is a low-minded redneck asshole who has a two year olds graps of grammer and spell-check.

    Ramen

    Now go about your business.

  73. 73 Nostradomus Sep 3rd, 2006 at 9:51 am

    Um…I’m constantly mocked by religous people.
    So go mock yerself.
    See? I made something funny, ’cause mock sounds like f***.
    Heehehheh.
    *wipes tear*

  74. 74 atheist_hedonist_humanitarian Sep 4th, 2006 at 11:21 pm

    “just because you disagree with us and would rather worship something that is clearly fake”

    That’s about the best reason for doing anything, if you ask me.
    Just for the record, the only thing I worship is my girlfriend’s ass.

  75. 75 atheist_hedonist_humanitarian Sep 4th, 2006 at 11:22 pm

    And yes, she has a prosthetic ass.

  76. 76 Anonomous Sep 18th, 2006 at 8:38 am

    And your religion doesn’t mock others?
    Hint: look at what the pope just said about Muslims.

  77. 77 Cody Oct 27th, 2006 at 9:33 pm

    I’m pretty sure the creators of this site only did it to make a point….. Which you clearly did not get…..

  78. 78 Cody Oct 27th, 2006 at 9:34 pm

    Damn, I forgot to mention that calling someone “gay” is pretty f-ing childish, not to mention unwholesome and unchristian…..

  79. 79 Nowtheworldhasmeaning Nov 3rd, 2006 at 5:28 pm

    “and would rather worship something that is clearly fake”
    .
    This guy has just mocked our religion, after telling us not to mock his, well I was trying to be kind to christianity but now it is open season on the fuckers!!!

  80. 80 El Peatieablo Sep 1st, 2007 at 11:56 am

    you sought us out, unlike all those christians that are always trying to convert us (look in a mirror for proof of their existence). Isn’t saying our religion is “clearly fake” kind of worse than saying that you might be right, but that we believe something different (all Pastafarians are really doing).

  81. 81 Kavi Nov 21st, 2007 at 5:30 am

    Yeah, It is wrong to mock religions. But you just did say yours was the only truth. To me, that deserves mockery.

  82. 82 Brother Timotheus the Loyal Nov 21st, 2007 at 6:45 am

    I don’t think you’re getting it Kav. The world is growing too old for religion. Our minds are begining to evolve to the point that relgion is becoming transparent. The whole POINT is to mock ALL religions.

    God be with you, Kavi my son. Perhaps when you can snatch the pebble from my hand you will learn the true way of Santa Lord Krishna (or Santa Jesus if you’ve converted) and you shall be blessed richly in all your endeavors. : )

  83. 83 Cape Buffalo Apr 14th, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    But you have to admit, the fork on the cross is funny

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