If I was your creator and you mocked me in this manner I couldn’t think of a hell hot enough for you. It is really sad to think that at Judgement you will be standing in front of God Almighty and he will look at you and say “Depart from me ye worker of iniquity, I never knew you” And to think, God let you be born, blessed you with health and love in your life and with what do you honor Him? With such vile mockeries of his Deity. I am sick to my stomach that my small babies will live in such a disgusting generation where God is no longer the source of strength and power. I should hope that as you mature, have children and they ever are in need of a miracle in their life, that you won’t know whose name to call on. I will. And miracle after miracle I have seen Him perform. It is no coincidence. When you invoke the name of JESUS, Miracles HAPPEN! I pray you find that miracle in your life soon. Read Acts 2:38. Oh I guess the Bible is all made up too, right. In that case, make sure u don’t let anyone get you a present this year!
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
michael
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You seem to speak to us as if we have no understanding of christianity, most of us have come from similar backgrounds to you.
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I grow up in one of the most catholic cities in England, all the best schools are catholic and if you want to join (as I did) you must be a believer and so much both your Mum and Dad. My school was next to a church and we not only visited on sundays but during the week too, I passed Religious studies in school with an A*.
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Up until the last few years I could quote word for word several of the bible stories, nothing on creationism.org will be new to me.
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I wonder if you could boast the same understanding in evolution? Could you quote for Darwins Origins of species? or The selfish Gene?
why is everybody so worried about judgement day. is a week from now. is it after christmas. will it be like it was in terminator 2: judgement day. o please god, don’t make the machines take over.
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stop fucking worrying about judgement day. for all i can say is that judgement day is a very long way off from now
What does being a Pastafarian have to do with not getting birthday presents?
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