Comments on: Your offensive site http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm Sun, 06 Jul 2008 08:33:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: Bill http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-350868 Bill Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:59:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-350868 That last one wasn't funny, it HAS to be withdrawn! That last one wasn’t funny, it HAS to be withdrawn!

]]> By: Bill http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-350809 Bill Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:49:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-350809 Did you know martial arts were invented by pacifists getting bothered? They thought "Fuck this", I'm sick off it, it hurts, and they called it "The Peacemaker", and what's more, my mother still takes the piss out whatever I do, even when I smash her face in. Did you know martial arts were invented by pacifists getting bothered? They thought “Fuck this”, I’m sick off it, it hurts, and they called it “The Peacemaker”, and what’s more, my mother still takes the piss out whatever I do, even when I smash her face in.

]]> By: Bill http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-350805 Bill Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:46:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-350805 Sorry I have to go now, the warden's coming...he said it was the pebbles on his ride over here. Sorry I have to go now, the warden’s coming…he said it was the pebbles on his ride over here.

]]> By: Bill http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-350800 Bill Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:43:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-350800 Have you heard of "never back down"? It's a disabilist film, this man said to me at the cinema, he said : "There's an intelligence test on in the othe room", I said "oh, well never back down". I meant the syndrome, but shock horror, he bought me a ticket and I had to watch "Never Back Down", the movie, in the cinema. Well I almost shit myself. Have you heard of “never back down”? It’s a disabilist film, this man said to me at the cinema, he said : “There’s an intelligence test on in the othe room”, I said “oh, well never back down”. I meant the syndrome, but shock horror, he bought me a ticket and I had to watch “Never Back Down”, the movie, in the cinema. Well I almost shit myself.

]]> By: El Peatieablo http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-184274 El Peatieablo Sat, 01 Sep 2007 18:53:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-184274 I find your existence degrading and offensive. If god doesn’t allow for the logical fallacies in this site, but said fallacies exist, then shouldn’t it follow that your god doesn’t exist? “Did you mean: infinite” – Google, on your spelling The bible is a valid source for christian religion, not logic. Also, the FSM taking a three day break isn’t illogical, it’s just lazy or the result of a very massive hangover. Ok, I’ll be sympathetic and explain why the bible isn’t logical 1: it isn’t internally consistent (take a quiz from landoverbaptist.org and look up the given passages. You might be amazed) I find your existence degrading and offensive. If god doesn’t allow for the logical fallacies in this site, but said fallacies exist, then shouldn’t it follow that your god doesn’t exist?

“Did you mean: infinite” – Google, on your spelling

The bible is a valid source for christian religion, not logic. Also, the FSM taking a three day break isn’t illogical, it’s just lazy or the result of a very massive hangover.

Ok, I’ll be sympathetic and explain why the bible isn’t logical 1: it isn’t internally consistent (take a quiz from landoverbaptist.org and look up the given passages. You might be amazed)

]]> By: jesus christ http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-19452 jesus christ Sat, 25 Nov 2006 21:21:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-19452 scott is a dumbass scott is a dumbass

]]> By: defenestrator http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-1408 defenestrator Tue, 05 Sep 2006 06:04:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-1408 The Heathen spelled "atrocities," as "attrocities," but that was probably just a typo. I love it when people who are bagging-on other people's spelling misspell themselves... or other words, like atrocites. All in all, the original post must be a joke; "The bible clearly establishes a maximum one to six day resting ratio for the creation of the universe by an infante being." is WAY TOO STUPID, but I reserve my right to be wrong about that... Yes, the bible is inflatable, Rob, when it's printed on used condoms, like my copy here. (They were used, for hair-ties...) ~RAmen. The Heathen spelled “atrocities,” as “attrocities,” but that was probably just a typo. I love it when people who are bagging-on other people’s spelling misspell themselves… or other words, like atrocites.
All in all, the original post must be a joke; “The bible clearly establishes a maximum one to six day resting ratio for the creation of the universe by an infante being.” is WAY TOO STUPID, but I reserve my right to be wrong about that…

Yes, the bible is inflatable, Rob, when it’s printed on used condoms, like my copy here.
(They were used, for hair-ties…)
~RAmen.

]]> By: Keyfor http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-1407 Keyfor Tue, 05 Sep 2006 04:23:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-1407 I love this site. Laughed 'til I cried and nearly pissed myself. Can't believe how serious some self-righteous fools are getting about it. I am a bit concerned about you though, Bobby, as you obviously have too much time on your hands. All power to the Flying Spaghetti Monster! I love this site. Laughed ’til I cried and nearly pissed myself. Can’t believe how serious some self-righteous fools are getting about it. I am a bit concerned about you though, Bobby, as you obviously have too much time on your hands. All power to the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

]]> By: saxquiz http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-1406 saxquiz Mon, 04 Sep 2006 17:58:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-1406 I love how this person uses the bible to back up an argument against the bible. That's like me saying "The bible is false." and him saying "No, the bible says it's true, so it is!" I love reading these posts. They make me feel so much better about my inteligence. Sometimes I doubt that I'm smarter than most people (because everyone thinks their smart, right), then I come here and my fears are put to rest. I love how this person uses the bible to back up an argument against the bible. That’s like me saying “The bible is false.” and him saying “No, the bible says it’s true, so it is!” I love reading these posts. They make me feel so much better about my inteligence. Sometimes I doubt that I’m smarter than most people (because everyone thinks their smart, right), then I come here and my fears are put to rest.

]]> By: rob http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-1405 rob Wed, 23 Aug 2006 12:27:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-1405 did you say the bible was inflatable? did you say the bible was inflatable?

]]> By: Rishi http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-762 Rishi Sat, 12 Aug 2006 00:17:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-762 BlackSpamHole you said "If god was so perfect, why do men have nipples." , that's not the right question the right question is: Why do they not produce beer? BlackSpamHole you said “If god was so perfect, why do men have nipples.” , that’s not the right question the right question is: Why do they not produce beer?

]]> By: HeathenAngel http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-761 HeathenAngel Wed, 09 Aug 2006 17:37:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-761 Ok ok ok ... I have to admit, I did not scroll through all the coments before choosing to reply to this email. If I hit on something you already have, I am sorry, but when I read the first bit.. I had not choice but to go off on a tangent.. I am prone to that sometimes. Forgive me. "Your offensive site I find your site degrading and offensive." I find your religion degrading and offensive. Shall we take a walk through some of the passages in your "holy book" to back that up? How about a verse from Genesis to start? Gen. 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and ... offer him there for a burnt offering. Ahh gotta love that ritual human sacrifice to appease the god, huh? How about this one from Numbers? Numbers 31:17-18 Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man. Ahh a little rape to make the day go faster. Shall I go on with the murders and other attrocities? How offensive your book is. -- "God does not allow for the type of logical fallicies you promote on your site." Of course not.. because you xstains have the market on illogical fallacy. An invisible man, living in the sky, list of rules that he will punish you HARSHLY for braking.. but he loves you? PUHLEASE.. Get real. Learn what a logical fallacy is, hell, learn what LOGIC is before you start throwing words you know nothing about around. --- "For instance, why would a perfect, infanate being have to rest for three days after creation?" First.. let me just say, you need a dictionary, or a spell checker. There are hundreds of free ones online. Please, try to avail yourself of them. Second.. Why would a "perfect" and "infinite" (notice I spelled that right?) have to take "7 days" to create anything? Could it not just snap its fingers? --- "The bible clearly establishes a maximum one to six day resting ratio for the creation of the universe by an infante being." Again, please learn to spell. And who REALLY cares what a book of fairy-tales, laden with lies, contradictions, inconsistencies and attrocities has to say about a "resting ratio"?? Come on. --- "Ok, I'll be sympathetic to your tortured logic and explain how mankind knows that the bible is the word of god. 1. the bible is infallible." "Infallible"???? REALLY? You have GOT to be joking. It is so full of BS that it drips brown ooze. The lies.. the first one being told by your god itself, the inconsistencies, the first one also being found in the first book, the contradictions, the attrocities.. "infallible"?? BULL PUCKIES, I say to you... BULL PUCKIES. The Heathen Ok ok ok … I have to admit, I did not scroll through all the coments before choosing to reply to this email. If I hit on something you already have, I am sorry, but when I read the first bit.. I had not choice but to go off on a tangent.. I am prone to that sometimes. Forgive me.

“Your offensive site
I find your site degrading and offensive.”

I find your religion degrading and offensive. Shall we take a walk through some of the passages in your “holy book” to back that up?

How about a verse from Genesis to start?
Gen. 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and … offer him there for a burnt offering.

Ahh gotta love that ritual human sacrifice to appease the god, huh?

How about this one from Numbers?
Numbers 31:17-18
Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.

Ahh a little rape to make the day go faster.

Shall I go on with the murders and other attrocities? How offensive your book is.
–
“God does not allow for the type of logical fallicies you promote on your site.”

Of course not.. because you xstains have the market on illogical fallacy.

An invisible man, living in the sky, list of rules that he will punish you HARSHLY for braking.. but he loves you? PUHLEASE.. Get real. Learn what a logical fallacy is, hell, learn what LOGIC is before you start throwing words you know nothing about around.
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“For instance, why would a perfect, infanate being have to rest for three days after creation?”

First.. let me just say, you need a dictionary, or a spell checker. There are hundreds of free ones online. Please, try to avail yourself of them.

Second.. Why would a “perfect” and “infinite” (notice I spelled that right?) have to take “7 days” to create anything? Could it not just snap its fingers?
—
“The bible clearly establishes a maximum one to six day resting ratio for the creation of the universe by an infante being.”

Again, please learn to spell. And who REALLY cares what a book of fairy-tales, laden with lies, contradictions, inconsistencies and attrocities has to say about a “resting ratio”?? Come on.
—
“Ok, I’ll be sympathetic to your tortured logic and explain how mankind knows that the bible is the word of god. 1. the bible is infallible.”

“Infallible”???? REALLY? You have GOT to be joking. It is so full of BS that it drips brown ooze.

The lies.. the first one being told by your god itself, the inconsistencies, the first one also being found in the first book, the contradictions, the attrocities.. “infallible”?? BULL PUCKIES, I say to you… BULL PUCKIES.

The Heathen

]]> By: KC http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-760 KC Tue, 08 Aug 2006 20:47:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-760 Well, one can only hope that this is in fact a joke: "Ok, I'll be sympathetic to your tortured logic and explain how mankind knows that the bible is the word of god. 1. the bible is infallible." Because that's the kind of logic that a 3-year-old uses to avoid potty training on the big, scary toilet. Of course, having been in the real world for a while now, I can confirm actual meetings with people who practice this kind of logic, so the idea of someone writing something so assinine isn't all that farfetched. Ah well. Some would say 'tis better to be right than to be bright. Well, one can only hope that this is in fact a joke:

“Ok, I’ll be sympathetic to your tortured logic and explain how mankind knows that the bible is the word of god. 1. the bible is infallible.”

Because that’s the kind of logic that a 3-year-old uses to avoid potty training on the big, scary toilet.

Of course, having been in the real world for a while now, I can confirm actual meetings with people who practice this kind of logic, so the idea of someone writing something so assinine isn’t all that farfetched.

Ah well. Some would say ’tis better to be right than to be bright.

]]> By: Kadin http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-759 Kadin Mon, 07 Aug 2006 06:47:17 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-759 Oh, come on. Leave out the obvious trolls, will you? Oh, come on. Leave out the obvious trolls, will you?

]]> By: Jesus Christ Pornstar http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-758 Jesus Christ Pornstar Fri, 04 Aug 2006 14:17:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-758 "if you flick their ear with it they piss and moan" ...but enough about your dodgy fetish-porn collection ;) “if you flick their ear with it they piss and moan”

…but enough about your dodgy fetish-porn collection ;)

]]> By: I love Jesus http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-757 I love Jesus Thu, 03 Aug 2006 17:43:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-757 All atheists eat babies. The bible is right because Jesus loves you all. Bush prays for us! Honestly, if Jesus came back to earth today I'm convinced he'd be killed by Christian fundis. All atheists eat babies. The bible is right because Jesus loves you all. Bush prays for us!

Honestly, if Jesus came back to earth today I’m convinced he’d be killed by Christian fundis.

]]> By: Jacob http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-756 Jacob Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:41:26 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-756 This guy's logic makes complete sense. If the Bible says it, it's true. Just like if my Harry Potter book says that Hogwarts exists, then that must mean Hogwarts is real. This guy’s logic makes complete sense. If the Bible says it, it’s true. Just like if my Harry Potter book says that Hogwarts exists, then that must mean Hogwarts is real.

]]> By: cbeck http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-755 cbeck Wed, 02 Aug 2006 04:46:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-755 infanate... the freudian desire to eat babies? infanate… the freudian desire to eat babies?

]]> By: Dave Nimelman http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-754 Dave Nimelman Wed, 02 Aug 2006 04:00:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-754 Wouldn't an infinite being be able to forego rest altogether? The answer, of course, is yes. But He chose, in all his wisdom, not to. On the four days the divine Pasta created the world. On days five through seven, He rested. It's in the good book: It's infallible. Wouldn’t an infinite being be able to forego rest altogether?

The answer, of course, is yes. But He chose, in all his wisdom, not to. On the four days the divine Pasta created the world. On days five through seven, He rested.

It’s in the good book: It’s infallible.

]]> By: Gary Wilson http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-753 Gary Wilson Tue, 01 Aug 2006 19:39:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/30/your-offensive-site.htm#comment-753 I think that it's the 10-hour workday schedule. We still get our 40 hrs in! I think that it’s the 10-hour workday schedule. We still get our 40 hrs in!

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