I find your site degrading and offensive. God does not allow for the type of logical fallicies you promote on your site. For instance, why would a perfect, infanate being have to rest for three days after creation? The bible clearly establishes a maximum one to six day resting ratio for the creation of the universe by an infante being. Ok, I’ll be sympathetic to your tortured logic and explain how mankind knows that the bible is the word of god. 1. the bible is infallible. Scott Taylor
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
We come not into your churches preaching our doctrine unto you, but, yet, you come forth criticizing that which you do not understand. Back, you hypocrites! And may the Flying Spaghetti Monster have mercy on your soul.
MERCY! No no! I vote for fire and brimstone!
Resting 1 day? OK!
Resting 3 days? Utter madness!
Scott-
Next time you decide to write a threatening post, use spell check.
F-a-l-l-a-c-y
I-n-f-i-n-i-t-e
Scott, I’m curious if you are reading the original Hebrew/Aramaic version of the Bible or one of the 2100+ translations in existence worldwide? Since each translation of the Bible varies and overlaps, it is very likely that “your” Bible contains innaccuracies, and is thus not infallible. So you are wrong. Good day.
Dear morons,
This letter is obviously fake. It was a joke.
Does anyone ever wonder why, if God is so infinite (I’m sorry; infanate) he would need to rest?
God: Man… those mountain ranges really took a lot out of me. I’d better take a breather before I make life miserable for everyone on earth.
I think perhaps the poster was trying to convey that, due to his pure and unspoiled nature, God is eternally baby-like.
. . .
or maybe he just can’t spell big words.
Wow, that’s some nice circular reasoning you have there. The bible is infallible so you believe in it. Why is it infallible? Because you believe it is.
Wow, that’s enough logic to make me become a christian.
Oh wait, no it’s not.
It’s sad that only one of you so far has realised that this is a joke :(
If god was so perfect, why do men have nipples.
yeah that is the great thing about sarcasm…if you smack someone in the face with it they laugh and join in and buy the tshirt, but if you flick their ear with it they piss and moan. love it.
Circular Logic Alert!!
I LOL’d at this one. Seriously.
Not a very funny joke, though, is it? Adds to the confusion.
Isn’t it sad how people believe in something that isn’t there? And how miracles only happen if they are a favorable event? How unfavorable events are punishment?
Uh, JOKE! And it was a good one.
Why would a perfect infanate (sic) being create lice to inflict the world?
I have just one comment. The orginal poster needs to learn a lot more. The more you know, the less you say.
You people who keep crying that this is a joke, how do you know that? I honestly have no problem believing that some extremely stupid and irate christian out there decided to write this piece of hatemail.
Dude. “God does not allow for the type of logical fallicies you promote on your site” is a logical fallacy.