PASTAFARIAN?!? that doesn’t even make sense!! why the hell would god be PASTA?!? It sounds like you were bored and asked “why don’t pirates exist anymore? and why doesn’t heaven have a stripper factory and a beer volcano?” Well buddy, just because you google searched some stupid fact and made a website, doesn’t mean you made a religion.
And that FSM bible is a load of crap. -John Ordoyne
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
“why doesn’t heaven have a stripper factory and a beer volcano?”
Because some of us prefer our women real and not as robots!
Man…A beer Volcano would rule. But why a stripper factory? Why not just a strip club for the gods?
Hey, stupid, I’ll make this simple for you.
1: At no point is this a valid religion. It is a deliberate satire to help show the world that ALL religions are flawed.
If you’re willing to believe any ridiculous fairy tale handed to you by a perverted thief in a funny outfit (I’m looking at you, christians), why not buy into one that promises booze and sex instead of celibacy and slavery? It’s a joke with a grain of truth at its core. If you can’t see past the wrapping, don’t try.
Oh, it does, it does. Right next to the milkshake pool on the lesbian cloud.
-Chad
That’s it, I’m reconverting. Pastafarianism was nice, but I lost interest in it and defaulted back to atheism. But a lesbian cloud? I’m back.
“just because you google searched some stupid fact”
Hey, at least you can find STUPID facts on Google. More than you can say of the bible.
evidently he hasn’t read HIS bible lately, it seems to be hold alot more crap than ours possibly could
I read today that Bud are currently engaged in a bidding war with Fosters over who gets exclusive rights to operate the beer volcano.
As for the stripper factory? Well, thats St. Peter’s job, surely?
“just because you google searched some stupid fact and made a website, doesn’t mean you made a religion”
Looking at the christianity religion, no research was made, there was no valid facts yet you guys seemed to make up a religion. So please give credit to Bobby, at least he made a effort and I strongly believe that his makes more sense
Beer Volcanoes ? Stripper Factory ? Sure, why not ? It’s Heaven mate ! Anything goes in there. Hence the name. If you can’t have anything you want in Heaven, then it’s not heaven at all.
Mine would probably resemble more like Valhalla. Booze, Strippers in chainmail, grilled red meat, and thumping each other’s head all day.
YARRRRRR…..
“PASTAFARIAN?!? that doesn’t even make sense!!”
nethier does christianity!
..”why doesn’t heaven have a stripper factory and a beer volcano?”
have you died latley?
“And that FSM bible is a load of crap”
and yours isn’t?
John, you are right. this is a load of CRAP!!!!
Remember, jesus loves you.
E-mail me and tell me why you people beilve this: lmr26@ptd.net
You mean heaven DOESN’T have a stripper factory and a beer volcano?! Where am I going to get my beer in the afterlife?
May the Giant Spaghetti Monster strike you down :D I hate you :D Die :D Thank You :D
-PASTA ROCKS-
Bobby, you are right. christianity is a load of CRAP!!!!
Remember, FSM loves you.
E-mail me and tell me why you christian people beilve this: demonlord6@msn.com
Well you see, in heaven there is no beer, which is why we drink it here. For once we are gone from here, then shall all our friends be drinking all our beer.
But thankfully, FSMism does away with this horrible aspect of death.
So? Why aren’t we made of pasta? Why isn’t god made of pasta? Can you answer that? Don’t talk about things you don’t understand. What happens in this world is a series of reactions to everything around it. So one day we might just evolve into higher, pasta composed beings.
Now the last thing you should ask yourself is, why are you such an arrogant fool?
a)I agree on the fact that we need beer glaciers instead of volcanos, lot’s of them.
b) What do I have to eat in the afterlife? Just because I don’t really like pasta and I’m not thinking of going there if the food sucks.
Suggestion: Frie shacks everywhere, good fries, not the mc donnalds.
Greets,
A concerned afterlife occupant
“PASTAFARIAN?!? that doesn’t even make sense!! why the hell would god be PASTA?!?”
Blasphemer. Pasta is everything that’s good. Especially penne in a creamy pesto sauce. If you are truly looking for god, you need look no further than pasta for your proof. Yum.
And pirates too. Johnny Depp. I’d hit it.
“why the hell would god be PASTA”
Because pasta is the vehicle by which redemption (and savory goodness)travel.
infinite anger and damnation for eating meat on a friday Vs. infinite Meaty, starchy, tomato-y tastiness who gives us strippers and beer for adhering to a looser moral standard? I got spaghetti in front by alot.
“why the hell would god be PASTA”
Why the hell would god be some floaty guy with a beard?
He’s apparently ageless.