PASTAFARIAN?!? that doesn’t even make sense!! why the hell would god be PASTA?!? It sounds like you were bored and asked “why don’t pirates exist anymore? and why doesn’t heaven have a stripper factory and a beer volcano?” Well buddy, just because you google searched some stupid fact and made a website, doesn’t mean you made a religion.
And that FSM bible is a load of crap. -John Ordoyne
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Poor John. It sounds like someone either a) didn’t actually read the website or b) is just jealous that we have found the truth…(or both).
i really hate it when a joke goes right over someone’s head. i thnk i will take a shot at his questions
1) why the hell would god be PASTA? becasue pasta is yummy and coming in different shapes, sizes and flavours.
2)It sounds like you were bored and asked “why don’t pirates exist anymore? i ask myself that question everyday. but i dont think even the great tome of FSM tells use why they are all gone so i dont really know where that statment is coming from
3)and why doesn’t heaven have a stripper factory and a beer volcano? why not its heaven. i would love a beer volcano
How dare he mock our religion! This was divine inspiration like pasta in a vodka cream sauce is divine.
Wow, John is a SWIFT one, isn’t he?
Actually, he has a bit of a point. I mean, why DOESN’T heaven have a stripper factory and beer volcano?
Oh, it does, it does. Right next to the milkshake pool on the lesbian cloud.
You can tell who the idiots are. They’re the ones who sign their comments in the text field, despite entering their name in the name box. -Icthys
Especially since pirates DO still exist. Ask any freighter captain near Somalia or the China Seas.
This is God. In fact, there is a stripper factory and beer volcano up here. Prove me wrong.
“why doesn’t heaven have a stripper factory and a beer volcano?”
… sounds like a tee shirt in the making.
There still are pirates out there. They don’t have huge boats with a skull and crossbones on there flags. They have motor boats and machine guns now, but they absolutely still exist. Maybe they aren’t looking for the gold burried in Davy Jones’ locker, and I’m not sure if they still yell “Argh” for no reason but next time I come across one I will let you know.
Why do they Mock our religion with comparing it to their religion which is the mockary?
-Vincent Murdoch
-Member of the Primaverians, A refomist sect of the Church of Alfredo.
It’s no good him complaining that a fact is ’stupid’. And that’s a fact!
Beer volcano? Sounds like Dianetics to me.
Mooph:
Scrubs reference…nice.
Oh and, yeah, John’s an idiot.
“It is natural that people should differ most, and most violently, about the unknowable. . . . There is all the room in the world for divergence of opinion about something that, so far as we can realistically perceive, does not exist.”
– E. Haldeman-Julius, “The Unknowable,” The Militant Atheist
because a beer volcano would produce HOT BEER, dumbass.
“And that FSM bible is a load of crap.”
Takes one to know one!
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Jazz guessed it! That’s why I have a beer glacier up here. Ice cold beer, and the volcano spews chili, no beans the way I intended chili to be made. If you like the beans, then serve the chili over the beans.