PASTAFARIAN?!? that doesn’t even make sense!! why the hell would god be PASTA?!? It sounds like you were bored and asked “why don’t pirates exist anymore? and why doesn’t heaven have a stripper factory and a beer volcano?” Well buddy, just because you google searched some stupid fact and made a website, doesn’t mean you made a religion.
And that FSM bible is a load of crap. -John Ordoyne
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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And that’s the god’s honest fuckin truth right there, pal! FUCK YOU IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE!!!! Ya Fucker!
What is SmackyMackyDirtyDirtyPimpMack on?
Meth?
BLASPHEMY!!! YOU SHALL [[NOT]] INSULT HIS NOODLYNESS!
i would join any religion that had a beer volcano and stripper factory. oh wait, i have
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RAmen
“Well buddy, just because you google searched some stupid fact and made a website, doesn’t mean you made a religion.”
Of course it doesn’t! We have a fact.
Well, maybe I think that Christian Bible is a load of crap. That’s why I’m a Pastafarian.
hello world. I’m pretty sure this was an email to the site holder, which is just plain rude. you violated my trust!!
This was a year ago when i was a short little idiot. Now I’m a tall idiot. I was basically just freaking out because I was like “wow, the things they have on the internet these days.” and I still partially agree with that. But yeah, this isn’t really serious at all, and me going nuts is pretty stupid. If you’re angry at something, leave! dur hur hur.
So yeah. If it’s between myspace and this, I’d rather have pastafarians.
Are you really that John?
yep. nobody really deserves hate mail. You guys can do without the little idiots that come along here every day.
that’s where you’re wrong newly converted John. we need hatemail to reaffirm ourselves of our ow superiority. without hatemail, this would be useless and boring, as it wouldn’t prepare us for real life fundies.
oh, far less than converted. just tolerant.
well John, you’re here, you’re posting rationally, so you’re a welcome convert.
Fundies CAN change.
Get the news out!
Tell the president!
Halt the executions!
RAmen