hey,u know what none cares Wat u think about God’s sense of humor,u know what u may not be christian but,there’s lot of people out there trying 2 seek God n they don’t need any info, about God by u so,i think it will b better if u stop n start acting more like a christian even if u r not .
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Some people might be better served spending their days in school than goofing off on the computer.
God has a great sense of humor. Doesn’t your Christian butt have something too KILL.
Dude it’s a JOKE.
Learn to laugh a little or are you one of those jeolous religiousee known as type A for Ase.
Ah, a great Christian apologist in the tradition of such fine writers like C.S. Lewis.
As great as your god may be, he should take some time out of his busy schedule and teach you to write coherently. I think it would be worth his while so that you could spread the word more effectively.
If he texted that email, I’m very impressed.
If he used a keyboard, not so much.
It may appear that this fellow is uneducated and not capable of writing correctly. However, after consuming the sacred rite of Mac and Cheese I saw with divine eyes that this is actually a coded message from his Noodleness.
Take a look at each misspelled word and each incorrect use of a comma: (hey,) (u) (none) (Wat) (but,) (2) (n) (info,) (so,) (b) (r).
If we combine these all together a new message is revealed:
HEYUNONEWATBUT2NINFOSOBR
If read aloud we get this somewhat cryptic verse from His Noodeless:
“Hey you won what?
But 2 NIN!
For Sober.”
Now anyone with basic training in Pastafarian theological crypto-poem-analysis can tell you this is a conversation between a non-believer and a devout Pastafarian. The Believer has won two tickets to the Nine Inch Nails concert for being sober after His Noodleness commanded him to be. It can be concluded that the Believer will ask the Non-Believer to accompany him to the concert where they will both partake in alcoholic beverages and pasta.
“BRB GUYZ…OK I’M BACK LOL!!” - Jesus Christ
Oh geez, this one’s great!
“i think it will b better if u stop n start acting more like a christian even if u r not .”
Hatemail’s too funny…
R U 2 stupid to write a complete word? Or just too lazy? Regardless you are a moron!
Most likely this asshat just wants to look cool and hip, and chistian at the same time. But he only succeded in looking lame. At least he has lame down.
I totally agree! The Bible is crap!
People that rite n this fashion are 2 stupid 2 form intelligent opinions.
He’s right, you should be acting more like a Christian. Plainly your mere posting of the word of FSM online is not enough dammit. Be more Christian! Start a war or crucify someone in the name of his noodliness! Send minions to harass hapless non-believers at home, and keep harassing till they convert or pay you to go away. TV commericials about the Virtues of FSM. Oh and don’t forget you should be getting a tax break… all good Christian churches do!
Hey! Please start harassing people and trying to destroy anyone who opposes you, like a Christian, even if you are not!
Hey, u knw wht’s kool? Some people can actually type out sentances when they’re expecting to be taken seriously. Please either use the language correctly or don’t use it.
Bad spelling makes baby Jesus cry
I find it rather amusing that post was titled, “Think,” an action with which the author appears more than a bit unfamiliar.
These letters are painful to read. I thought my grammar was bad.
“The Use of the Understanding, in endeavouring to find out the Meaning of any Proposition whatsoever, in considering the nature and Evidence for or against it, and in judging of it according to the seeming Force or Weakness of the Evidence.”
– Anthony Collins’ definition of freethought, Discourse of Freethinking, 1713
I know… we should produce a movie. It would become famous and convert millions into true FSM believers. “The Passion of the Pasta”.
If you didnt beleive in this why would you visit the site long enough to send hate mail?
“i think it will b better if u stop n start acting more like a christian even if u r not .”
Its only 9:01 AM and I already have my WTF moment of the day!
kkthxbybyllol!1!!! burnZ in teh Hades j00z anti-nonz christ like pplz!1!
Sheesh, I wonder if God meant to give certain people such bad grammar. I can probably guess God is thinking, “WTF?” right now just by reading that.
Smile, Grammar Loves You.
But seriously, FSM is a joke, and hatemail is not a way that allows you guys to complain, it’s a way to make you guys look like idiots in front of the entire world! Feel like an idiot yat? You will. Trust me.
The internet really needs to have some kind of mental acuity test before someone is allowed to use it. Said test also really needs to be repeated each day just to make sure…
I think, it would be gud, if you tried to be less, retarded even if u r not.
Whatever, look. If you don’t want to learn how to spell, fine. But for FSM’s sake, please learn how to using commas.
Yea how dare you try and tell me what God says, I’d rather have it shoved down my throat by a bunch of power hungry elderly European men who want me to give them money for “charity”
Wow! Doesn’t that make you want to convert into a forgiving, accepting Christain? Forcing your religion down our throats just makes us disbelieve in your God even more.
Also there are some great typing programs you might want to look into so that next time you want to make a point you don’t come out looking like a moron. Maybe you should be more like a Christain yourself. From what I’ve heard I don’t think that’s something Jesus would want his name attached to!
And what makes you think we care about what you say? You are just another insect trying to get under our skin. You know, I have a great idea! Repost your letter somewhere people actually give a shit.
P.S. Does your god believe in spell check?
And what makes you think you and your bible are right?
I think FSM is obvious the most reliable religion around, if you believe that people can walk over water, split rivers, multiply fishes, turn water in wine, then you tell me who’s crazy…
Okay, fist learn how to spell. The realize this is a joke to say how stupid the idea of a “huge thing in the sky that creates all”. Oh yeah and learn proper English too.
“hey,u know what none cares Wat u think about God’s sense of humor,u know what u may not be christian but,there’s lot of people out there trying 2 seek God n they don’t need any info, about God by u so”
Hey, “u” know what?
No one cares what you think about God.
At all.
And “u” may be christian, but there’s a lot of people who don’t need any crap about god.
Shut up, you blasted hypocrite/14 year old god-fanboy.
act like a christian? naw, i’m good without the genocide, thanks though!