hey,u know what none cares Wat u think about God’s sense of humor,u know what u may not be christian but,there’s lot of people out there trying 2 seek God n they don’t need any info, about God by u so,i think it will b better if u stop n start acting more like a christian even if u r not .
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
If you didnt beleive in this why would you visit the site long enough to send hate mail?
“i think it will b better if u stop n start acting more like a christian even if u r not .”
Its only 9:01 AM and I already have my WTF moment of the day!
kkthxbybyllol!1!!! burnZ in teh Hades j00z anti-nonz christ like pplz!1!
Sheesh, I wonder if God meant to give certain people such bad grammar. I can probably guess God is thinking, “WTF?” right now just by reading that.
Smile, Grammar Loves You.
But seriously, FSM is a joke, and hatemail is not a way that allows you guys to complain, it’s a way to make you guys look like idiots in front of the entire world! Feel like an idiot yat? You will. Trust me.
The internet really needs to have some kind of mental acuity test before someone is allowed to use it. Said test also really needs to be repeated each day just to make sure…
I think, it would be gud, if you tried to be less, retarded even if u r not.
Whatever, look. If you don’t want to learn how to spell, fine. But for FSM’s sake, please learn how to using commas.
Yea how dare you try and tell me what God says, I’d rather have it shoved down my throat by a bunch of power hungry elderly European men who want me to give them money for “charity”
Wow! Doesn’t that make you want to convert into a forgiving, accepting Christain? Forcing your religion down our throats just makes us disbelieve in your God even more.
Also there are some great typing programs you might want to look into so that next time you want to make a point you don’t come out looking like a moron. Maybe you should be more like a Christain yourself. From what I’ve heard I don’t think that’s something Jesus would want his name attached to!
And what makes you think we care about what you say? You are just another insect trying to get under our skin. You know, I have a great idea! Repost your letter somewhere people actually give a shit.
P.S. Does your god believe in spell check?
And what makes you think you and your bible are right?
I think FSM is obvious the most reliable religion around, if you believe that people can walk over water, split rivers, multiply fishes, turn water in wine, then you tell me who’s crazy…
Okay, fist learn how to spell. The realize this is a joke to say how stupid the idea of a “huge thing in the sky that creates all”. Oh yeah and learn proper English too.
“hey,u know what none cares Wat u think about God’s sense of humor,u know what u may not be christian but,there’s lot of people out there trying 2 seek God n they don’t need any info, about God by u so”
Hey, “u” know what?
No one cares what you think about God.
At all.
And “u” may be christian, but there’s a lot of people who don’t need any crap about god.
Shut up, you blasted hypocrite/14 year old god-fanboy.
act like a christian? naw, i’m good without the genocide, thanks though!