What in the world is

Published by henderob July 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

What in the world is the spaghetti monster.

are you high when you decided to make up the spaghetti monster casue i think you were their is no such thing as the spaghtti monste. but there is such thing as Jesus and you need Him really really bad not making fun of you but honesty you do need now if you have a holy bible king james version then i want to ask you to turn to genesis 1:1 in the beginning god created the heaven and earth. now where in the bible dose it say that spaghetti monsters created to earth now read all of you say you have evidence of the spaghetti creating to universe but i dont really think you do so if you want to learn more about how the universe was created then wmail me back Rember this Jesus loves you even if you dont think so he here for you and dont be stupid and do that because that is a slap in Jesus face saying that ” the spaghetti monster” Created the universe

Your Freind David

26 Responses to “What in the world is”

1. 1 - July 30th, 2006 at 5:41 pm - Chuck Says:
   
   

   David

   Spaghetti monster died on the cross for you so stop being so hateful and start luving the creator FSM.

2. 2 - July 30th, 2006 at 5:53 pm - bkla Says:
   
   

   david, you are retarded.

3. 3 - July 31st, 2006 at 12:14 pm - anne Says:
   
   

   I am high when I decided to make up things. I was so high that I have no real grasp of verb tense. Wasn’t that awesome?

4. 4 - July 31st, 2006 at 12:38 pm - Don Jole Says:
   
   

   In response to the response to David dated July 30th, I’m disappointed in you for confusing myths of Christianity with the facts of the one true religion. The “Cross” is what Jesus died on in the Christian myth, FSM died in the colander. Please try to accurately represent our faith in the future.

5. 5 - July 31st, 2006 at 1:30 pm - Rob Says:
   
   

   There is no way that comment was real. No one can type that awful without purposely doing so.

6. 6 - July 31st, 2006 at 1:33 pm - christian D Says:
   
   

   Shame! Sacrilege and Shame upon you. You had better take that back you blasphemer. How dare you attribute the creation of the universe to that communistic Jesus person when the Flying Spaghetti Monster died in the colander for you! I would sternly rather you didn’t speak that way.

7. 7 - July 31st, 2006 at 2:04 pm - joeseph mamma Says:
   
   

   The fact that the bible forgot to mention the Flying Spaghetti Monster is proof that the bible is not true.

   Rember this FSM loves you even if you dont think so he here for you and dont be stupid and do that because that is a slap in FSM’s face saying that “Jesus” Created the universe.

   Thanks for being my freind, David.

8. 8 - July 31st, 2006 at 2:38 pm - jh Says:
   
   

   For the love of the FSM.. PERIOD! Use a period! Come on, didn’t your God give you punctuation?

9. 9 - July 31st, 2006 at 3:10 pm - KvonM Says:
   
   

   has anyone else noticed that somehow the flying spaghetti monster has become plural? and i honestly don’t recall anything in the bible about jesus creating the universe.

   and what is this “wmail” of which david speaks? is it some new-fangled biblical thing where you speak into the bible and it transmits the relevant scripture across billions and billions (/carl_sagan_voice OFF) of miles directly into god’s ear?

10. 10 - July 31st, 2006 at 7:51 pm - User Says:
    
    

    “This young fellow, who was possessed of most violent passions, which he with great difficulty can command, and of unbounded ambition, which he conceals perhaps, even to himself, has been seduced into that bigoted, illiberal system of religion, which, by professing vainly to follow purely the dictates of the Testament, in vain contradicts the whole doctrine of the New Testament, and destroys all the boundaries between good and evil, between right and wrong. But, like all the followers of that sect, his practise is at open variance with his theory. When I observe into what inconsistent absurdities those persons run who make speculative, metaphysical religion a matter of importance, I am fully determined never to puzzle myself in the mazes of religious discussion, to content myself with practising the dictates of God and reason so far as I can judge for myself, . . .”

    – John Q. Adams, diary entry, Life in a New England Town, 1787-1788, cited by Franklin Steiner, The Religious Beliefs of our Presidents

11. 11 - July 31st, 2006 at 8:28 pm - Mike Says:
    
    

    Yes, I was high.

12. 12 - July 31st, 2006 at 8:55 pm - katie Says:
    
    

    WHERE ARE THE PERIODS?!!!!! did rosie o’ donnell write this?

13. 13 - August 1st, 2006 at 1:29 am - Anders Says:
    
    

    learn to type lol and use punctuations ps you smell

14. 14 - August 1st, 2006 at 1:43 am - vapidness Says:
    
    

    I think this comment came from one of the fellas in this video;
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EobF2TM9Fig&search=i%20like%20big%20bibles

15. 15 - August 1st, 2006 at 6:44 am - Mackeaveli Says:
    
    

    I particularly the reference to using King James version. Thats the protestant made up bible we catholics created the original bible. there areno “versions”. DUMBASS

16. 16 - August 1st, 2006 at 8:53 am - Allic Says:
    
    

    its just damn amazing how freaking literaly they take this…the author of the spaghetimonsterismt(dont know if i spelld that right …but im lazy so i wont check.) was doing this to prove a point. which he did. It was proven by the fact that all those religious nutcases got up the nerve to write in hate mail :\

17. 17 - August 1st, 2006 at 4:45 pm - AkkiKitsune Says:
    
    

    Well, the only problem I have with this, is that, “God created heaven and Earth.”

    Whoa whoa whoa…how the hell does anybody know that when they weren’t around back then? God didn’t exist until some people started telling others about him. Can’t these people take a joke? I like the spaghetti monster for your information. :)

18. 18 - August 1st, 2006 at 5:05 pm - Keldor Says:
    
    

    Jesus hates you because you don’t use periods.

19. 19 - August 4th, 2006 at 7:49 pm - j money Says:
    
    

    All this talk about spaghetti is making me hungry.

20. 20 - August 7th, 2006 at 11:30 am - Sad Says:
    
    

    His question should have been rephrased to “What in the world is grammar?”
    We can pit that guy in grammar and spelling against any hardcore drug user with a grade 12 education, I bet the drug user will win.

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