What in the world is the spaghetti monster.
are you high when you decided to make up the spaghetti monster casue i think you were their is no such thing as the spaghtti monste. but there is such thing as Jesus and you need Him really really bad not making fun of you but honesty you do need now if you have a holy bible king james version then i want to ask you to turn to genesis 1:1 in the beginning god created the heaven and earth. now where in the bible dose it say that spaghetti monsters created to earth now read all of you say you have evidence of the spaghetti creating to universe but i dont really think you do so if you want to learn more about how the universe was created then wmail me back Rember this Jesus loves you even if you dont think so he here for you and dont be stupid and do that because that is a slap in Jesus face saying that ” the spaghetti monster” Created the universe
Your Freind David
David
Spaghetti monster died on the cross for you so stop being so hateful and start luving the creator FSM.
david, you are retarded.
I am high when I decided to make up things. I was so high that I have no real grasp of verb tense. Wasn’t that awesome?
In response to the response to David dated July 30th, I’m disappointed in you for confusing myths of Christianity with the facts of the one true religion. The “Cross†is what Jesus died on in the Christian myth, FSM died in the colander. Please try to accurately represent our faith in the future.
There is no way that comment was real. No one can type that awful without purposely doing so.
Shame! Sacrilege and Shame upon you. You had better take that back you blasphemer. How dare you attribute the creation of the universe to that communistic Jesus person when the Flying Spaghetti Monster died in the colander for you! I would sternly rather you didn’t speak that way.
The fact that the bible forgot to mention the Flying Spaghetti Monster is proof that the bible is not true.
Rember this FSM loves you even if you dont think so he here for you and dont be stupid and do that because that is a slap in FSM’s face saying that “Jesus” Created the universe.
Thanks for being my freind, David.
For the love of the FSM.. PERIOD! Use a period! Come on, didn’t your God give you punctuation?
has anyone else noticed that somehow the flying spaghetti monster has become plural? and i honestly don’t recall anything in the bible about jesus creating the universe.
and what is this “wmail” of which david speaks? is it some new-fangled biblical thing where you speak into the bible and it transmits the relevant scripture across billions and billions (/carl_sagan_voice OFF) of miles directly into god’s ear?
“This young fellow, who was possessed of most violent passions, which he with great difficulty can command, and of unbounded ambition, which he conceals perhaps, even to himself, has been seduced into that bigoted, illiberal system of religion, which, by professing vainly to follow purely the dictates of the Testament, in vain contradicts the whole doctrine of the New Testament, and destroys all the boundaries between good and evil, between right and wrong. But, like all the followers of that sect, his practise is at open variance with his theory. When I observe into what inconsistent absurdities those persons run who make speculative, metaphysical religion a matter of importance, I am fully determined never to puzzle myself in the mazes of religious discussion, to content myself with practising the dictates of God and reason so far as I can judge for myself, . . .”
– John Q. Adams, diary entry, Life in a New England Town, 1787-1788, cited by Franklin Steiner, The Religious Beliefs of our Presidents
Yes, I was high.
WHERE ARE THE PERIODS?!!!!! did rosie o’ donnell write this?
learn to type lol and use punctuations ps you smell
I think this comment came from one of the fellas in this video;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EobF2TM9Fig&search=i%20like%20big%20bibles
I particularly the reference to using King James version. Thats the protestant made up bible we catholics created the original bible. there areno “versions”. DUMBASS
its just damn amazing how freaking literaly they take this…the author of the spaghetimonsterismt(dont know if i spelld that right …but im lazy so i wont check.) was doing this to prove a point. which he did. It was proven by the fact that all those religious nutcases got up the nerve to write in hate mail :\
Well, the only problem I have with this, is that, “God created heaven and Earth.”
Whoa whoa whoa…how the hell does anybody know that when they weren’t around back then? God didn’t exist until some people started telling others about him. Can’t these people take a joke? I like the spaghetti monster for your information. :)
Jesus hates you because you don’t use periods.
All this talk about spaghetti is making me hungry.
His question should have been rephrased to “What in the world is grammar?”
We can pit that guy in grammar and spelling against any hardcore drug user with a grade 12 education, I bet the drug user will win.
‘…that is a slap in Jesus face saying that ” the spaghetti monster” Created the universe’
Wouldn’t Jesus just turn the other cheek?
“in the beginning god created the heaven and earth. now where in the bible dose it say that spaghetti monsters created the earth..”
well, where in the bible does it say 1+1=2? where does it say e=mc2??
where in the bible does it say you can make fun of other’s religeon?
Another example of a wonderful Christain following the accepting way of Jesus! That just makes me want to convert right now!
Of course people dont have evidence of the FSM because it is a joke. The fact that you actually think people truly believe this shows your gulibility and lack of general understanding of what you are trying to argue against, which in turn ruins your own argument.
You must understand what you try to face.
This goes for evolutionists and FSM’ers too. Try to understand where some of these people are coming from, and then debase their argument using their own beliefs.
So if we go to genesis 1:1, we learn that there is no “spaghtti monste”, in a book that’s been saturated in bull for hundreds of years?
No sh** sherlock!
If you go to something we like to call “real-life”, where does it say there is Jesus?
where in Bhagavad Gita does it say jesus ever existed?