What in the world is at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

What in the world is

Published by henderob July 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

What in the world is the spaghetti monster.

are you high when you decided to make up the spaghetti monster casue i think you were their is no such thing as the spaghtti monste. but there is such thing as Jesus and you need Him really really bad not making fun of you but honesty you do need now if you have a holy bible king james version then i want to ask you to turn to genesis 1:1 in the beginning god created the heaven and earth. now where in the bible dose it say that spaghetti monsters created to earth now read all of you say you have evidence of the spaghetti creating to universe but i dont really think you do so if you want to learn more about how the universe was created then wmail me back Rember this Jesus loves you even if you dont think so he here for you and dont be stupid and do that because that is a slap in Jesus face saying that ” the spaghetti monster” Created the universe

Your Freind David

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21 fraser Aug 18th, 2006 at 10:20 am

‘…that is a slap in Jesus face saying that ” the spaghetti monster” Created the universe’

Wouldn’t Jesus just turn the other cheek?
22 Sam Aug 18th, 2006 at 6:22 pm

“in the beginning god created the heaven and earth. now where in the bible dose it say that spaghetti monsters created the earth..”

well, where in the bible does it say 1+1=2? where does it say e=mc2??
where in the bible does it say you can make fun of other’s religeon?
23 ARRA Aug 20th, 2006 at 11:10 pm

Another example of a wonderful Christain following the accepting way of Jesus! That just makes me want to convert right now!
24 Suul Matuul Aug 24th, 2006 at 12:51 pm

Of course people dont have evidence of the FSM because it is a joke. The fact that you actually think people truly believe this shows your gulibility and lack of general understanding of what you are trying to argue against, which in turn ruins your own argument.

You must understand what you try to face.

This goes for evolutionists and FSM’ers too. Try to understand where some of these people are coming from, and then debase their argument using their own beliefs.
25 Nostradomus Sep 3rd, 2006 at 10:10 am

So if we go to genesis 1:1, we learn that there is no “spaghtti monste”, in a book that’s been saturated in bull for hundreds of years?
No sh** sherlock!
If you go to something we like to call “real-life”, where does it say there is Jesus?
26 El Peatieablo Sep 1st, 2007 at 12:10 pm

where in Bhagavad Gita does it say jesus ever existed?

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American