You know what I think? I believe you are retarded and a spastic.
Sally Geller
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Why, Sally. How very Christian of you. My son is retarded and he’s a devout Christian. Well, at least he was until he saw how hateful you could be. So very sad.
Nice! Why do so called Christians say post the meanest and insensitive comments on this board? W.W.J.D? If he really existed, surely he wouldn’t have called someone else a “retard”! See ya in Hell Sally! (of course that’s not going to happen either, again, non-existent)
Well, at least she has an opinion other than ‘Jesus loves you’, even if it is ‘You aren’t christian? F*** you!!’. Still, nice to know that at least one self-righteous christian took the time from cussing at non-christians to send some hate mail. I’m considering becoming christian already.
Wow. Have you any idea what you are saying? “Retarded” and “spastic” are the most idiotic kind of insult there is…how very Christlike of you!
Right back at ya, Sally.
Right back at ya, Sally.
woh. we typed the same thing at the same time. weird.
the things Christian people post on this site are wird if not scary gest leting evrone no not all of us are like that i think u want 2 make a new regileon go u
jenmi
ps
Sally ur an insalt 2 your self
Psst…Sally…blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
You need more meek and less assumption that you’re the one inheriting this place.
Does anybody over the age of 8 really use the word spastic?
Well I guess so. Wow……….
I think that it would be fair to say that the poster of the comment does not know what either of the words she used means. Oh dear.
Short and to the point, I like it.
Nobody noticed the inconsistency of what she says?
You know what I THINK?
I BELIEVE….
Yes, now we know. Sally does not think, she only believes.
Well, I KNOW Sally’s got issues.
Wow, making fun of those with mental disorders. How typically Christian of you.
I know what you think, and it isnt that important. People like you are the reason why our country can be one of the richest countries in the world, and also one of the stupidest
Notice the disparity.
You know what I *think*?
I *believe* you are retarded and a spastic.
The writer first begs us to tell them what she thinks. She then spouts off her belief. A mere semantic slip, or is this person truly REACHING OUT FOR HELP?
Friends, we need to see these angry, confused letters for what they are. Nothing less than the poor, tired, senseless remnants of religious fleecing. Those who have had their ability to believe ridiculous tripe stretched to its last centimeter calling out for the warm, saucy embrace of the FSM. They have realized that they know what they believe, and they no longer think anything. We must help!
Noodly appendages be praised!
“Friends, we need to see these angry, confused letters for what they are. Nothing less than the poor, tired, senseless remnants of religious fleecing. Those who have had their ability to believe ridiculous tripe stretched to its last centimeter calling out for the warm, saucy embrace of the FSM. They have realized that they know what they believe, and they no longer think anything. We must help!
Noodly appendages be praised!”
RAmen.
Sally Geller
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You believe in a supreme being, so I don’t really want to know more of you stupid thoughts, so in answer to you first question
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“You know what I think?”
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No Fuck off, if its all the same.
Acually, I do know what you think. Nothing. You are incapable of thinking, hence your writing hate mail to good ole Bobby.
Look everyone, another stereotypical “christian” who is unable to differentiate between her thoughts and beliefs. Also, referring to her fellow humans as ‘retarded’ as in demeaning the mentally challenged creations of her god, therefore insulting her all mighty creator. Amusing, to say the least.