Comments on: You are the biggest hypocrite http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/ Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:55:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: TheHalfanese http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-882304 TheHalfanese Wed, 30 Sep 2009 02:25:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-882304 But wait! There's more! "If you question things your are a tool of Satan." "[God] actually has a degree in Philosophy." "...but remember the Bible is flawless- it says so in the Bible." Oh Charlie, you crack me up! But on a serious note, I truely feel bad for you. Your world is a sad one. You think living in an existence where you have no true thoughts, no will to decide, and no ability to question the world around you is a good thing? *sigh* And as for your "it's true 'cause The Bible says so" logic, it really makes no sense. That's like saying Dr. Frankenstein actually reanimated a dead body because the book says so. Or that you must say "He-who-must-not-be-named" instead of Voldemort because the book says so. Perhaps the best example of your backwards logic is if a biology textbook says evolution is how life began, isn't it? It is, because it says so in the textbook. But wait! There’s more!

“If you question things your are a tool of Satan.”
“[God] actually has a degree in Philosophy.”
“…but remember the Bible is flawless- it says so in the Bible.”

Oh Charlie, you crack me up! But on a serious note, I truely feel bad for you. Your world is a sad one. You think living in an existence where you have no true thoughts, no will to decide, and no ability to question the world around you is a good thing? *sigh*

And as for your “it’s true ’cause The Bible says so” logic, it really makes no sense. That’s like saying Dr. Frankenstein actually reanimated a dead body because the book says so. Or that you must say “He-who-must-not-be-named” instead of Voldemort because the book says so. Perhaps the best example of your backwards logic is if a biology textbook says evolution is how life began, isn’t it? It is, because it says so in the textbook.

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]]> By: TheHalfanese http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-882301 TheHalfanese Wed, 30 Sep 2009 02:13:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-882301 "...the Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible." HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! *phew* oh Charlie, you've made my day! “…the Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible.” HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! *phew* oh Charlie, you’ve made my day!

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]]> By: theFewtheProudtheMarinara http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-882154 theFewtheProudtheMarinara Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:35:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-882154 According to the Ethical Atheist website, there are several Biblical choices for the length of the Great Flood: 40 days, length of flood (v7:17) 47 days, dove discovers land (v8:10-11) 150 days, waters were abated (v8:3) 150 days, ark came to rest on Mt. Ararat (v8:4) 253 days, to see tops of mountains (v8:5) 314 days, waters dried up (v8:13) 370 days, earth dried (v8:14) Looks like your Heavily Edited and Mistranslated Collection of Ancient Fables is up to 600% true, Charlie! According to the Ethical Atheist website, there are several Biblical choices for the length of the Great Flood:

40 days, length of flood (v7:17)
47 days, dove discovers land (v8:10-11)
150 days, waters were abated (v8:3)
150 days, ark came to rest on Mt. Ararat (v8:4)
253 days, to see tops of mountains (v8:5)
314 days, waters dried up (v8:13)
370 days, earth dried (v8:14)

Looks like your Heavily Edited and Mistranslated Collection of Ancient Fables is up to 600% true, Charlie!

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]]> By: theFewtheProudtheMarinara http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-882146 theFewtheProudtheMarinara Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:59:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-882146 Sorry, Charlie - if the the Bible is 100% true, when it says the Great Flood was 40 days and in another place 150 days, is it now 200% true? Also, rabbits don't chew their cud, you cannot see the whole Earth from a mountaintop, and Exodus didn't happen. Yes, a God wouldn't have reason to lie to you, but men - like the ones who wrote the Bible - would. And stop letting someone else do your thinking for you. For all you know, Satan wrote the Bible so you would be lead astray! Sorry, Charlie – if the the Bible is 100% true, when it says the Great Flood was 40 days and in another place 150 days, is it now 200% true? Also, rabbits don’t chew their cud, you cannot see the whole Earth from a mountaintop, and Exodus didn’t happen.

Yes, a God wouldn’t have reason to lie to you, but men – like the ones who wrote the Bible – would. And stop letting someone else do your thinking for you. For all you know, Satan wrote the Bible so you would be lead astray!

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]]> By: Jimmy-Bob http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-882110 Jimmy-Bob Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:46:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-882110 "Back to evolution- all of the evidence that exists for it is actually false and placed there by Satan" I would really appreciate if Charlie told us where he found this out. I mean if it has facts like this surely it could help us solve all of the problems that the world's smartest scientists have been struggling with for years. I wonder if his God personally appeared to him to present this fact, because otherwise I reckon he should go back to his windows. “Back to evolution- all of the evidence that exists for it is actually false and placed there by Satan” I would really appreciate if Charlie told us where he found this out. I mean if it has facts like this surely it could help us solve all of the problems that the world’s smartest scientists have been struggling with for years. I wonder if his God personally appeared to him to present this fact, because otherwise I reckon he should go back to his windows.

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]]> By: Princess Psycho http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-794104 Princess Psycho Sun, 26 Apr 2009 10:32:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-794104 I take it he doesn't know what hypocrisy means or irony Happy2bamoneky and Darkbane are right - I'm bored with these people I mean could we have some one who actually show they have a braincell. Just for the record Intelligent design is pseudo science and as for the Bible being 100% true how did the 23,000 typos in the Bible crop up from? For example the books of Judges, Samuel, Kings, Chronicles, Ezra and Nehemiah contain contradictions, elements of numerology and anachronisms. The books of Ruth, Esther, Job and Jonah are works of pure fiction. The book of Daniel is fraudulent fiction masquerading as a prophetic work and the list goes on still what do expect from a window licking tard. I take it he doesn’t know what hypocrisy means or irony Happy2bamoneky and Darkbane are right – I’m bored with these people I mean could we have some one who actually show they have a braincell. Just for the record Intelligent design is pseudo science and as for the Bible being 100% true how did the 23,000 typos in the Bible crop up from? For example the books of Judges, Samuel, Kings, Chronicles, Ezra and Nehemiah contain contradictions, elements of numerology and anachronisms.
The books of Ruth, Esther, Job and Jonah are works of pure fiction.
The book of Daniel is fraudulent fiction masquerading as a prophetic work
and the list goes on still what do expect from a window licking tard.

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]]> By: darkbane http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-677662 darkbane Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:31:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-677662 wow..... I don't even know what to say to this one, i'm laughing my dick off. The train of thought is ...wow. This guy a window licking tard. wow….. I don’t even know what to say to this one, i’m laughing my dick off. The train of thought is …wow. This guy a window licking tard.

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]]> By: auriel http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-674743 auriel Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:17:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-674743 sory fore poping this post up bat i jast want to remind you ppl abawt this... also if "christen" is still arwnd he shold see it. it's the stupedest thin i ever raed! "I follow Jesus for his teachings of love and tolerance" "I hope you die in a lake of fire and get your eyes pecked out by crows, so that you may go to hell and exist for eternity in a lake of fire getting your eyes pecked out by crows." sory fore poping this post up bat i jast want to remind you ppl abawt this… also if “christen” is still arwnd he shold see it.
it’s the stupedest thin i ever raed!
“I follow Jesus for his teachings of love and tolerance”
“I hope you die in a lake of fire and get your eyes pecked out by crows, so that you may go to hell and exist for eternity in a lake of fire getting your eyes pecked out by crows.”

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]]> By: Happy2bamonkey http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-574908 Happy2bamonkey Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:57:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-574908 You are a moron. You probably blame God for making you a moron. Unfortunately this just highlights your own moronity. This post is 100% true... it says so in this post.... so it must be true. You are a moron. You probably blame God for making you a moron. Unfortunately this just highlights your own moronity.

This post is 100% true… it says so in this post…. so it must be true.

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]]> By: Ubi Dubium http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-574521 Ubi Dubium Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:41:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-574521 HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is brilliant! It's worthy of Pastor Deacon Fred! And what's funnier is the commenters here thinking this is actually serious. I call Poe's Law on you - you've been had. The first giveaway is that it's grammatical, and the only misspellings are ones that are funny. And - "infinite circle of self-validation"? Ingenious. And he even spelled "midget" correctly. That's a giveaway there too. A big YARRRR to the Pastafarian who wrote this, and may pesto be upon you. RAmen HAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is brilliant! It’s worthy of Pastor Deacon Fred!

And what’s funnier is the commenters here thinking this is actually serious. I call Poe’s Law on you – you’ve been had.

The first giveaway is that it’s grammatical, and the only misspellings are ones that are funny. And – “infinite circle of self-validation”? Ingenious. And he even spelled “midget” correctly. That’s a giveaway there too.

A big YARRRR to the Pastafarian who wrote this, and may pesto be upon you.

RAmen

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]]> By: Teo http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-574401 Teo Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:39:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-574401 The bible was written thousands of years ago. It has since been translated and revised so many times that it is hard to tell what parts are meant to be pure symbolism, and which parts are meant to be actual events. Criticizing someone for their beliefs is true ignorance. The bible was written thousands of years ago.
It has since been translated and revised so many times that it is hard to tell what parts are meant to be pure symbolism, and which parts are meant to be actual events. Criticizing someone for their beliefs is true ignorance.

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]]> By: TheFewTheProudTheMarinara http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-574222 TheFewTheProudTheMarinara Thu, 07 Aug 2008 11:56:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-574222 "the Bible is the answer, it is what is to be differed to at all times; the Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible. " BWAAAHAAHAA!! You are truly a scream, Charlie! While being erudite enough to type and spell correctly, you've got to be the most wrong-headed poster I've encountered here. Thanks for the laughs! "You don’t need to question, God does all the thinking for us". Speak for yourself - oh, yeah - you have. “the Bible is the answer, it is what is to be differed to at all times; the Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible. ”

BWAAAHAAHAA!! You are truly a scream, Charlie! While being erudite enough to type and spell correctly, you’ve got to be the most wrong-headed poster I’ve encountered here. Thanks for the laughs!

“You don’t need to question, God does all the thinking for us”.
Speak for yourself – oh, yeah – you have.

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]]> By: Darwin'sMonkey http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-573951 Darwin'sMonkey Thu, 07 Aug 2008 06:52:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-573951 I'm on the brink... no bullshit!!!!! The christian movement is filled with retarded people... I'm not saying this to be funny or offensive, if I have offended someone with a retarded child or spouse or sibling, I beg for your pardon by the FSM. But let's face the simple fact, if there is a xtian with an I.Q. over 100, then I think that might be the second coming of Christ. These are seriously the most brainwashed, pathetic, sad little people that I have ever seen. The simple fact that you allow yourselves to get "spoonfed" such bullshit!!!! PLEASE!!! INVESTIGATE WHAT THEY TELL YOU AND WHY !!! Do you give them money?? For what in return?? When you go to a store and give them money you receive goods.. what does the church give you in return that you couldn't get at home??? I’m on the brink… no bullshit!!!!! The christian movement is filled with retarded people… I’m not saying this to be funny or offensive, if I have offended someone with a retarded child or spouse or sibling, I beg for your pardon by the FSM. But let’s face the simple fact, if there is a xtian with an I.Q. over 100, then I think that might be the second coming of Christ. These are seriously the most brainwashed, pathetic, sad little people that I have ever seen. The simple fact that you allow yourselves to get “spoonfed” such bullshit!!!! PLEASE!!! INVESTIGATE WHAT THEY TELL YOU AND WHY !!! Do you give them money?? For what in return?? When you go to a store and give them money you receive goods.. what does the church give you in return that you couldn’t get at home???

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]]> By: Pirate Mac http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-573908 Pirate Mac Thu, 07 Aug 2008 06:16:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-573908 This made me laugh. xD This made me laugh.
xD

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]]> By: Jeremy http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-573886 Jeremy Thu, 07 Aug 2008 06:01:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-573886 "I challenge you to find actual PROOF that bible is incorrect." And I challenge you to find actual PROOF that the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't real. And just a thought, we should all give like a nickel (since there are so many of us) and us FSM followers should buy a pirateship-shaped blimp in which do fly around in. Also we need a gigantic spotlight in which we can put the flying spaghetti monster in the sky at night like the batman symbol. “I challenge you to find actual PROOF that bible is incorrect.”

And I challenge you to find actual PROOF that the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn’t real.

And just a thought, we should all give like a nickel (since there are so many of us) and us FSM followers should buy a pirateship-shaped blimp in which do fly around in. Also we need a gigantic spotlight in which we can put the flying spaghetti monster in the sky at night like the batman symbol.

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]]> By: Scott http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-573070 Scott Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:01:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-573070 Christian? Love and Tolerance? Hope you die in a lake of fire? WOW! Did you happen to learn YOUR tolerance from Ponchas Pilot? Please step down from your high horse and understand the point...then read: http://sundaychristians.blogspot.com/ Christian? Love and Tolerance? Hope you die in a lake of fire? WOW! Did you happen to learn YOUR tolerance from Ponchas Pilot? Please step down from your high horse and understand the point…then read: http://sundaychristians.blogspot.com/

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]]> By: Hayley http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-262295 Hayley Mon, 17 Dec 2007 14:17:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-262295 A couple of you have used the "Locust" argument for why Charlie is incorrect in saying "the bible is 100% true"... Let me explain how wrong you are: It says "goeth upon all four" (Leviticus 11:20) This is not implying that they have four legs, but saying that they MOVE on four legs. Insects have FOUR legs used for normal walking, with their other two legs being for jumping. Even if this writer honestly thought they had four legs, (which even I as a Christian believe...) Be realistic! Is it really that difficult for someone to make a simple mistake? (This writer is still much smarter than any FSM followers!) ...He couldn't find a Locust! Big Deal! Everyone makes mistakes, and you can't use something like that as evidence for the bible being false! I challenge you to find actual PROOF that bible is incorrect. Why? Because you can't! Also, to all you people who think that because a Christian person is writing on here, they are not "secure in their beliefs" blah blah blah... perhaps, they just feel the need to talk some sense into you people, with your absolutely ridiculous beliefs! -Hayley- A couple of you have used the “Locust” argument for why Charlie is incorrect in saying “the bible is 100% true”…

Let me explain how wrong you are: It says “goeth upon all four” (Leviticus 11:20) This is not implying that they have four legs, but saying that they MOVE on four legs. Insects have FOUR legs used for normal walking, with their other two legs being for jumping.

Even if this writer honestly thought they had four legs, (which even I as a Christian believe…) Be realistic! Is it really that difficult for someone to make a simple mistake? (This writer is still much smarter than any FSM followers!) …He couldn’t find a Locust! Big Deal!

Everyone makes mistakes, and you can’t use something like that as evidence for the bible being false! I challenge you to find actual PROOF that bible is incorrect. Why? Because you can’t!

Also, to all you people who think that because a Christian person is writing on here, they are not “secure in their beliefs” blah blah blah… perhaps, they just feel the need to talk some sense into you people, with your absolutely ridiculous beliefs!

-Hayley-

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]]> By: El Peatieablo http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-184673 El Peatieablo Sun, 02 Sep 2007 19:19:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-184673 @... What evidence do you have that god is real or that FSM (or any other religion) isn’t? . “And seriously, christianity pretty much only teaches people to be accepting and tolerant.” You’re new to the whole “christianity” thing, aren’t you? Ever hear of the crusades, inquisition, or the 30 years war? By the way, where in Pastafarianism doe it say to not be accepting and/or tolerant? @…
What evidence do you have that god is real or that FSM (or any other religion) isn’t?
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“And seriously, christianity pretty much only teaches people to be accepting and tolerant.” You’re new to the whole “christianity” thing, aren’t you? Ever hear of the crusades, inquisition, or the 30 years war? By the way, where in Pastafarianism doe it say to not be accepting and/or tolerant?

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]]> By: Paul http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-184653 Paul Sun, 02 Sep 2007 18:07:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-184653 "I hope you die in a lake of fire and get your eyes pecked out by crows, so that you may go to hell and exist for eternity in a lake of fire getting your eyes pecked out by crows"? Ouch, that doesn't sound very christain-like... I'm still surprised by how feebly people like 'Charlie' try to convert us. They tell us that they're faith is one of tolerance and one of love, yet at the same time they whine to us FSM, sending letters that are little more than a tantrum. Seriously, Charlie, if your letter was trying to get me to convert, or maybe to give any respect to your opinion, you failed. With love, Igby M. “I hope you die in a lake of fire and get your eyes pecked out by crows, so that you may go to hell and exist for eternity in a lake of fire getting your eyes pecked out by crows”?
Ouch, that doesn’t sound very christain-like…

I’m still surprised by how feebly people like ‘Charlie’ try to convert us. They tell us that they’re faith is one of tolerance and one of love, yet at the same time they whine to us FSM, sending letters that are little more than a tantrum. Seriously, Charlie, if your letter was trying to get me to convert, or maybe to give any respect to your opinion, you failed.

With love,

Igby M.

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]]> By: Aristotle, God of Satire http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-184636 Aristotle, God of Satire Sun, 02 Sep 2007 17:05:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/2006/07/24/you-are-the-biggest-hypocrite/#comment-184636 Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster. A gay Harry Potter sex scene? :O That is so cool. ^_^ Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster. A gay Harry Potter sex scene? :O
That is so cool. ^_^

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