You are the biggest hypocrite I have ever been exposed to; throughout your page you repeatedly assert that evolution is the only “scientific” explanation of the origin of species, yet right on your front page you say that such absurd theories as the “Flying Spaghetti Monster” should also be incorporated into public high school science curriculum. So let me explain this to you nice and slow; the Bible is the answer, it is what is to be differed to at all times; the Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible. Now, as far as science goes, who the hell do you think your are to call Intelligent Design “illegitimate science,” technically, evolution is the only scientific theory yes; and technically, midgets are people… So we aren’t to concerned with technicalities are we? Plus, part of education is being exposed to every side of the story, because if we cannot give six billion accounts of each event, then not everyone is being fairly represented and we are reduced to defining science as some kind of “standard” outside of human gut-instinct. And besides, as an acquaintance once said (really) “what good has evolution done the world anyway?”
So there we have it, as I noticed some of you other readers correctly pointed out, if you question things your are a tool of Satan. You don’t need to question, God does all the thinking for us; he actually has a degree in Philosophy. Abortion is wrong, it says so in the bible, I dare you to go look it up- you probably won’t find it, but that’s just because your gay, which is also wrong- it says so in the Bible. Now some of us will be wondering the justification for that moral assertion, but remember the Bible is flawless- it says so in the Bible.
Back to evolution- all of the evidence that exists for it is actually false and placed there by Satan, and so that evidence really isn’t inconsistent with the Bible at all, and that makes it void. But the evidence that is the Bible, and its infinite circle of self-validation is completely inconsistent with evolution. I mean come on, if God didn’t really make Adam and Eve, why would He lie to us? And so since ID has more valid evidence than evolution supporting it, it wins and you lose.
As a Christian, I follow Jesus for his teachings of love and tolerance; it is people like you who make me sick, I hope you die in a lake of fire and get your eyes pecked out by crows, so that you may go to hell and exist for eternity in a lake of fire getting your eyes pecked out by crows.
With love,
Charlie
Awww, commodore. There are a lot of Pastafarians I’m not visiting, even Aussie ones. Simply cause they are not on my route :) Maybe another time OK?
Cause you are not, not important :)
RDPW
Yep :).
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BTW did you know anything about this?
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Gay Sex Scene Edited Out of Final Harry Potter Novel
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0707/potter.html
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Commodore Angryy
We may have to see about getting a group of Aussie Pastas together on Gold Coast or Brisvegas for a weekend and a night out. Do they still have Dirty Dicks down there?
Umm… that’s the cabaret dinner thingy for those of our so…so very genteel Englishmen :p
You can always tell when I’m on a word avoidance jaunt :)
Ok last one then back to it :(
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0902/backtoschool.html
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ps thanks for compliment RDPW…means a lot coming from you :))
Wench Nikkiee
Dirty Dicks? i assure you, i am quite clean, but thanks for asking.
reckon gold coast, because i don’t appreciate brisvegas leeching off the popularity of another city.
Sept 19 ok?
Wench Nikkiee
Sep 2nd, 2007 at 1:48 am
RDPW
Yep :).
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BTW did you know anything about this?
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Gay Sex Scene Edited Out of Final Harry Potter Novel
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0707/potter.html
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*big grin* No, thanks for pointing that out to me :)))) Great book though, even without that particalar scene :P
OK, just read in my local newspaper they are now eating CAT in Australia, there are people distributing recips on the net.
Thumper, you better not be behind this buddy!
And Ships Cat: are you OK? Please let us know……
“The Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible.”
Where does it say that? Show me. Otherwise, I don’t think you have even read the Bible.
Might I remind you that Locusts don’t have 4 legs? They have 6. It says in the freaking Bible that Locusts have 4 legs! You’re an idiot if you think the whole thing is true!
Go convert someone after you’ve learned enough about your own religion.
Someone just pointed out to me that you’re kidding.
I loved the circular logic, and the juxtaposition of the love and hate in the last paragraph.
Sorry for my misunderstanding,
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Fair winds,
Etay
Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster. A gay Harry Potter sex scene? :O
That is so cool. ^_^
“I hope you die in a lake of fire and get your eyes pecked out by crows, so that you may go to hell and exist for eternity in a lake of fire getting your eyes pecked out by crows”?
Ouch, that doesn’t sound very christain-like…
I’m still surprised by how feebly people like ‘Charlie’ try to convert us. They tell us that they’re faith is one of tolerance and one of love, yet at the same time they whine to us FSM, sending letters that are little more than a tantrum. Seriously, Charlie, if your letter was trying to get me to convert, or maybe to give any respect to your opinion, you failed.
With love,
Igby M.
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What evidence do you have that god is real or that FSM (or any other religion) isn’t?
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“And seriously, christianity pretty much only teaches people to be accepting and tolerant.” You’re new to the whole “christianity” thing, aren’t you? Ever hear of the crusades, inquisition, or the 30 years war? By the way, where in Pastafarianism doe it say to not be accepting and/or tolerant?
A couple of you have used the “Locust” argument for why Charlie is incorrect in saying “the bible is 100% true”…
Let me explain how wrong you are: It says “goeth upon all four” (Leviticus 11:20) This is not implying that they have four legs, but saying that they MOVE on four legs. Insects have FOUR legs used for normal walking, with their other two legs being for jumping.
Even if this writer honestly thought they had four legs, (which even I as a Christian believe…) Be realistic! Is it really that difficult for someone to make a simple mistake? (This writer is still much smarter than any FSM followers!) …He couldn’t find a Locust! Big Deal!
Everyone makes mistakes, and you can’t use something like that as evidence for the bible being false! I challenge you to find actual PROOF that bible is incorrect. Why? Because you can’t!
Also, to all you people who think that because a Christian person is writing on here, they are not “secure in their beliefs” blah blah blah… perhaps, they just feel the need to talk some sense into you people, with your absolutely ridiculous beliefs!
-Hayley-