Comments on: ok first off i want http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm Sat, 19 Jul 2008 17:27:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: adam watson http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-296289 adam watson Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:42:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-296289 efhnfhedfkbhsafhihgasdrghsghrf MY IDEA!!!!!!!! efhnfhedfkbhsafhihgasdrghsghrf MY IDEA!!!!!!!!

]]> By: adam watson http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-296288 adam watson Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:41:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-296288 u fucking asshole tht was mine and my mates idea u complete asshole u fucking asshole tht was mine and my mates idea u complete asshole

]]> By: El Peatieablo http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-184283 El Peatieablo Sat, 01 Sep 2007 19:17:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-184283 "sinning against God the one and only way to heaven and everlasting life" Nice to know, I'll keep doing it because heaven sounds good (what with the beer and all). “sinning against God the one and only way to heaven and everlasting life”
Nice to know, I’ll keep doing it because heaven sounds good (what with the beer and all).

]]> By: Jeans http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-51656 Jeans Wed, 07 Feb 2007 03:11:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-51656 I just got clued in to this site. What a refreshing breath of fresh air to know that I am not the only person out there that feels this way. You creatively and humorously tackle a subject that has gotten many a people killed. Isn't the internet wonderful? I get to be agnostic or atheist and I get to search the web and find people that have views on the subject that I've not thought of! You ROCK! I lost my religion about two years ago.....and I can only "pray" (tee hee) that more people loose their religion, too. Imagine a world without suicde bombers, nazis and neonazis, homophobes, racists, "ethnic cleansers," child molesters that hide behind religion, and other plain old murderers that use religion as a "reason" for their "evil!" It's important work and needs a sense of humor. Thanks for putting a smile on my face! I just got clued in to this site. What a refreshing breath of fresh air to know that I am not the only person out there that feels this way. You creatively and humorously tackle a subject that has gotten many a people killed. Isn’t the internet wonderful? I get to be agnostic or atheist and I get to search the web and find people that have views on the subject that I’ve not thought of! You ROCK!
I lost my religion about two years ago…..and I can only “pray” (tee hee) that more people loose their religion, too. Imagine a world without suicde bombers, nazis and neonazis, homophobes, racists, “ethnic cleansers,” child molesters that hide behind religion, and other plain old murderers that use religion as a “reason” for their “evil!”
It’s important work and needs a sense of humor. Thanks for putting a smile on my face!

]]> By: Nostradomus http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-1354 Nostradomus Sun, 03 Sep 2006 17:50:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-1354 Okay, I'm gonna reverse your words, Lisa. WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU PPL!! You believe in a guy who sits in a cloud all day, claiming to love us, but lets us be murdered and raped, and if we don't believe him, crazy people will scream "YOU SHALL PERISH IN THE FIRERY PITS O' DOOOOOOM? Thats just cArAzY! Okay, I’m gonna reverse your words, Lisa.

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU PPL!! You believe in a guy who sits in a cloud all day, claiming to love us, but lets us be murdered and raped, and if we don’t believe him, crazy people will scream “YOU SHALL PERISH IN THE FIRERY PITS O’ DOOOOOOM? Thats just cArAzY!

]]> By: Lisa http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-288 Lisa Mon, 14 Aug 2006 19:56:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-288 Okay, i totally agree with you W.L. WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU PPL!! You believe in flying spaghetti thing? Thats just cArAzY! Everyone that worships this should really get a fucking life. E-mail me, lmr26@ptd.net, and tell me what the hell you people see in this speghetti Okay, i totally agree with you W.L.

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU PPL!! You believe in flying spaghetti thing? Thats just cArAzY!

Everyone that worships this should really get a fucking life.

E-mail me, lmr26@ptd.net, and tell me what the hell you people see in this speghetti

]]> By: The Impasta http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-287 The Impasta Tue, 08 Aug 2006 02:12:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-287 I love Jesus too. I remember sitting in church and looking up at the crucifix and thinking, "Wow, what a rack of abs that Jesus has!" He really is a beautiful White/Arian/Caucasion blonde-bearded man. In fact he's my type. I love Jesus too. I remember sitting in church and looking up at the crucifix and thinking, “Wow, what a rack of abs that Jesus has!” He really is a beautiful White/Arian/Caucasion blonde-bearded man. In fact he’s my type.

]]> By: Maarten http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-286 Maarten Tue, 01 Aug 2006 15:07:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-286 And do you belive in a book (Bible) with more logical holes in it than a Swiss cheese? do you believe in a book that has more contradictories in it than the frase "Compassionate conservatism"? M And do you belive in a book (Bible) with more logical holes in it than a Swiss cheese? do you believe in a book that has more contradictories in it than the frase “Compassionate conservatism”?

M

]]> By: December Summer http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-285 December Summer Tue, 01 Aug 2006 14:18:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-285 I actually have some respect for this person. They did not attack or try to push their beliefs. I don't agree with their beliefs but they weren't the typical hate mongering idiot that sends in mail. Kudos for not being a complete asshole, but at the same time, get yourself a good education and start thinking for yourself instead of being led like one of the herd. I actually have some respect for this person. They did not attack or try to push their beliefs. I don’t agree with their beliefs but they weren’t the typical hate mongering idiot that sends in mail. Kudos for not being a complete asshole, but at the same time, get yourself a good education and start thinking for yourself instead of being led like one of the herd.

]]> By: missbossy http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-284 missbossy Tue, 01 Aug 2006 04:54:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-284 PS: The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves you too. Especially with a little garlic and olive Oil. PPS: This whole page should be renamed "Ongoing evidence that many people have absolutely no sense of humor and are generally clueless." I haven't been this baffled by lack of intelligence since the complaints page to "The Death Clock." PS: The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves you too. Especially with a little garlic and olive Oil.

PPS: This whole page should be renamed “Ongoing evidence that many people have absolutely no sense of humor and are generally clueless.” I haven’t been this baffled by lack of intelligence since the complaints page to “The Death Clock.”

]]> By: Barfly http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-283 Barfly Tue, 01 Aug 2006 04:30:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-283 Isn't it about time for an FSM inquisition ? Noodle them all, I say the FSM will know its own. Isn’t it about time for an FSM inquisition ? Noodle them all, I say the FSM will know its own.

]]> By: Paul Donnelly http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-282 Paul Donnelly Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:56:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-282 @ my gnosis proportional You name is easily the best pun I've seen for a long while. @ my gnosis proportional

You name is easily the best pun I’ve seen for a long while.

]]> By: Mike http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-281 Mike Mon, 31 Jul 2006 22:52:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-281 Pastafarianism isn't supposed to be a religion and isn't trying to get people to worship the FSM. It was invented to highlight the inherent flaws in your belief system (especially the teaching of intelligent design in schools), not to become one itself. Pastafarianism isn’t supposed to be a religion and isn’t trying to get people to worship the FSM. It was invented to highlight the inherent flaws in your belief system (especially the teaching of intelligent design in schools), not to become one itself.

]]> By: Tyler F. http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-280 Tyler F. Mon, 31 Jul 2006 22:50:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-280 Do you have any proof that your god isn't a giant spaghetti monster? Sure, in the bible it states that he created you in his own image, but was that a literal statement? See, the problem is you have no idea what god looks like, you just have an old book (oh god, I can almost see the flamings for just that) with a highly obfuscated message. Jesus loves me, eh? I love you too, then, Jesus. Now will you get your f***ing fan club to leave me the hell alone? Do you have any proof that your god isn’t a giant spaghetti monster? Sure, in the bible it states that he created you in his own image, but was that a literal statement? See, the problem is you have no idea what god looks like, you just have an old book (oh god, I can almost see the flamings for just that) with a highly obfuscated message.

Jesus loves me, eh? I love you too, then, Jesus. Now will you get your f***ing fan club to leave me the hell alone?

]]> By: my gnosis proportional http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-279 my gnosis proportional Mon, 31 Jul 2006 20:06:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/07/24/ok-first-off-i-want.htm#comment-279 cuz ???? Ignorance is most influential when it is spread around like cheese. Yeah, that's it ...melting cheese... pah ma zan pah ma zan feel the glory see the glory feel the love of pah ma zan cuz cheese loves you too cheese will rise again pah ma zan pah ma zan cuz ????

Ignorance is most influential when it is spread around like cheese.

Yeah, that’s it …melting cheese…

pah ma zan

pah ma zan

feel the glory

see the glory

feel the love of

pah ma zan

cuz

cheese loves you too

cheese will rise again

pah ma zan

pah ma zan

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