ok first off i want to start by asking do you really believe everything that you wrote on that page about us being created by a freaking giant spaghetti monster?? cuz if you do wow give me some of what your on cuz it has got to be strong in order to have you believing that a spaghette monster created us…..next i want to let you know that you are sinning against God the one and only way to heaven and everlasting life…. and thirdly jesus loves you and if you want to know more about God and jesus let me know Sincerely
W.L.
P.S. Jesus Loves You
cuz ????
Ignorance is most influential when it is spread around like cheese.
Yeah, that’s it …melting cheese…
pah ma zan
pah ma zan
feel the glory
see the glory
feel the love of
pah ma zan
cuz
cheese loves you too
cheese will rise again
pah ma zan
pah ma zan
Do you have any proof that your god isn’t a giant spaghetti monster? Sure, in the bible it states that he created you in his own image, but was that a literal statement? See, the problem is you have no idea what god looks like, you just have an old book (oh god, I can almost see the flamings for just that) with a highly obfuscated message.
Jesus loves me, eh? I love you too, then, Jesus. Now will you get your f***ing fan club to leave me the hell alone?
Pastafarianism isn’t supposed to be a religion and isn’t trying to get people to worship the FSM. It was invented to highlight the inherent flaws in your belief system (especially the teaching of intelligent design in schools), not to become one itself.
@ my gnosis proportional
You name is easily the best pun I’ve seen for a long while.
Isn’t it about time for an FSM inquisition ? Noodle them all, I say the FSM will know its own.
PS: The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves you too. Especially with a little garlic and olive Oil.
PPS: This whole page should be renamed “Ongoing evidence that many people have absolutely no sense of humor and are generally clueless.” I haven’t been this baffled by lack of intelligence since the complaints page to “The Death Clock.”
I actually have some respect for this person. They did not attack or try to push their beliefs. I don’t agree with their beliefs but they weren’t the typical hate mongering idiot that sends in mail. Kudos for not being a complete asshole, but at the same time, get yourself a good education and start thinking for yourself instead of being led like one of the herd.
And do you belive in a book (Bible) with more logical holes in it than a Swiss cheese? do you believe in a book that has more contradictories in it than the frase “Compassionate conservatism”?
M
I love Jesus too. I remember sitting in church and looking up at the crucifix and thinking, “Wow, what a rack of abs that Jesus has!” He really is a beautiful White/Arian/Caucasion blonde-bearded man. In fact he’s my type.
Okay, i totally agree with you W.L.
WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU PPL!! You believe in flying spaghetti thing? Thats just cArAzY!
Everyone that worships this should really get a fucking life.
E-mail me, lmr26@ptd.net, and tell me what the hell you people see in this speghetti
Okay, I’m gonna reverse your words, Lisa.
WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU PPL!! You believe in a guy who sits in a cloud all day, claiming to love us, but lets us be murdered and raped, and if we don’t believe him, crazy people will scream “YOU SHALL PERISH IN THE FIRERY PITS O’ DOOOOOOM? Thats just cArAzY!
I just got clued in to this site. What a refreshing breath of fresh air to know that I am not the only person out there that feels this way. You creatively and humorously tackle a subject that has gotten many a people killed. Isn’t the internet wonderful? I get to be agnostic or atheist and I get to search the web and find people that have views on the subject that I’ve not thought of! You ROCK!
I lost my religion about two years ago…..and I can only “pray” (tee hee) that more people loose their religion, too. Imagine a world without suicde bombers, nazis and neonazis, homophobes, racists, “ethnic cleansers,” child molesters that hide behind religion, and other plain old murderers that use religion as a “reason” for their “evil!”
It’s important work and needs a sense of humor. Thanks for putting a smile on my face!
“sinning against God the one and only way to heaven and everlasting life”
Nice to know, I’ll keep doing it because heaven sounds good (what with the beer and all).
u fucking asshole tht was mine and my mates idea u complete asshole
efhnfhedfkbhsafhihgasdrghsghrf MY IDEA!!!!!!!!