I do believe you are

I do believe you are a fucking retard and I hope you burn in hell. Fuck you and the flying spaghetti monster. Postmodernism is a self defeating concept. Read Josh McDowell’s book for a good overview of what life is truly about you dumbass humanist. You obviously think life is just a big damn joke. Its all for humor and entertainment. I look forward to the day it fucks you right in the ass. Oh the age of the earth doesn’t fucking matter! Technology, hell we’d be better of without it anyways. God is not a flying spaghetti monster because only a human could think up such a dumbass retarded idea like that. Intelligent Design is observable. It does not require faith, it requires the ability to understand what irreducible complexity is along with several other phenomena that has been discovered in Science. Evolution is a conjecture. Of course, an idiot of your brain size would probably believe we came from monkeys…and quite frankly, you are probably the best evidence that Evolutionists have that human beings came from a monkey. I’m still having problems teaching my dog 2+2=4. I hope to someday prove Darwinian philosophy and be able to have my dog recite Shakespeare to me. Then I will believe Evolution is true. Until then….its all a big damn joke. Charles Darwin went insane when he was 28 anyways (didn’t know that did you?) Let me put it this way to you concerning your bologna flying spaghetti monster. If we are created in the image of what you believe God to be, we would look like spaghetti. Common sense is a valuable asset. Lets try this…I’m going to go very sloooooowly for you Bobby. Retarded people…like Bobby Henderson….will burn in hell unless you give your life to Jesus Christ. Life is not hard. Neither is it a joke. But I believe that anybody with a brain the size of a peanut should be exposed for the fraud that the person is. Quite frankly, I do not know why I’m wasting my time…because you are probably too stupid to read this e-mail anyways. At any rate, I have better things to do than point out your circular reasoning within your arguments. You are a disgrace to anything that humanity or your stupid existentialistic philosophy represents.

Casey Powell

*update*

Unless you want to be sued, take my name off of that message.  Thanks.

Casey Powell

*update 2*

Just take the whole message off of the board!  I gave you no permission to post that.  I want it off, or I will contact my lawyer.  And that is not a joke.

Casey Powell

*note from Bobby * - I’m not going to take your name off the message.  However, I will henceforth refer to you as either C. Powell or Casey P. so that you remain anonymous.  Additionally, I’ll include your email address here, in case anyone needs to get in touch with you. *

jesusmarine2005@yahoo.com

*update 3*

Actually no. I am not a piece of spaghetti! Neither are you. Therefore, God
  created us in the image of himself. When looking at the spaghetti monster, I
  then look back at God. When basing a comparison on "COMMON SENSE" the FSM
  makes absolutely NO SENSE! "Why then are the mountain tops not made of
  spaghetti noodalege. Is not the water on the earth a steaming pot of
  spaghetti sauce?" Dude thats what your crap sounds like. So in essence, from
  having read your website, I can conclude that it is irrational to believe in
  the FSM and that the Bible is much more explanatory than the FSM Gospel. For
  this reason, basing the evidence on a fair and objective criteria that a)
  which explains the most accurate concepts of the human existence in today’s
  reality (Ockham’s Razor) and b) was the FSM given any significant value
  beyond the scope of today’s audience. When doing a fair and observant
  observation of the material, then I can say no. As far as whether or not the
  Bible misses a few thousand years, go to a site and find Genesis…..usually
  the origins are given a ??? All we know is the beginning. "In the beginning,
  God." Thus it goes back to the beginning, whenever that is. If by chance it
  was written a few thousands years later, then we can also notate that the
  Jews were VERY good at keeping accurate oral compilations and records, but
  of course your 10 year old knowledge of how the Bible was compiled would
  discredit your credulity on the issue. The reason Evolution makes no sense
  is for several reasons. One - we have no evidence of eyewitnesses that saw a
  guy with bad mental health on the island of Galapogos, besides his "claim"
  which I definitely do not trust. No. two - we have lacking evidence of how
  water came about based on the evidence of Evolutionary Scientists. With this
  in mind, I can accurately claim that if it happened the way Evolutionists
  claim, then we have an issue, because the sun’s energy would cause
  everything in the world to burn up and die! The Genesis recollection is more
  accurate based on this criteria. The necessary components for the necessity
  of life on earth proves the Creationist model to be true and accurate. The
  answer to your question about dinosaurs is that the Bible actually makes
  numerous accounts of dinosaurs existing with man, though you seem to be
  quite ignorant of that as well. So the fact that you have conjured up an
  imaginary FSM is not too impressive…and neither is your support of
  Evolution. And as far as when "Jesus was watching" lets see. What does Jesus
  say, "Before there was Abraham, I am." Meaning, I was real from the very
  beginning of time. I am displays a claim to deity here. "I am who I am"
  from Exodus. I have plenty of evidence to back this up, but most of these
  items are beyond the scope of what I can fit in this e-mail. I would
  recommend for further consultation to refer to Glenn Miller at

www.christian-thinktank.com. Thats the most unbiased site I have ever found
  (secular and nonsecular). The man asks for no money, will not accept
  donations, and does not try to sell a book or anything whatsoever on it. It
  is not a site of propaganda at all. It is a site for skeptics (like
  yourself) to ask very tough questions and for him to give you a direct and
  honest answer to your skepticism. I actually challenge you to challenge him
  with your questions.

God bless,

Casey Powell   C. Powell

*update 4*

expect to hear from my lawyer

You are committing a tort.  This is a form of defamation of character known
  as libel.  I can sue you for creating a publication of something I gave you
  no permission to actually post on your website (and actually explicitly told
  you not to post on your site).  Keep it up there and I’m pretty sure I can
  get a few million dollars from you there Mr. Henderson.

Casey Powell

*update 5*

also keep in mind

If you want people to take you seriously, you might want to consider taking
  my name off of it (and especially putting my e-mail up there?  Come on,
  thats a load right there).  You are going to earn a horrible reputation that
  way. Keep it up.

*update 6*

Are you trying to convert or deconvert?

*update 7*

What I can definitely say is that I gave you no permission for posting that
  message.  As a matter of fact, I told you explicitly NOT to post that
  message. I have the e-mail to confirm it (from my other account).  I also
  have your contact information down as well.  And I’m scheduled to meet with
  my lawyer tomorrow concerning the matter at hand.  Apparently, he thinks I
  have a case (for libel that is).  So I’d recommend unsoliciting that
  statement unless legal action should be taken against you regarding the
  matter.

Until then,

(I have been requested (per lawyer) not to provide my name)

*update 8*

Bobby Henderson

Age: 24
  From: Tucson Arizona

I believe thats all I need to locate you….thanks.

*update 9*

See…the problem is this…I did not make that quote

Godfrey v. Cornell University/ Dolenga

In this case, Godfrey alleged that several defamatory messages about him
  were posted on on the soc.culture.canada newsgroup by a Cornell University
  graduate student and Canadian citizen (Michael Dolenga) using Cornell as an
  ISP. Soon after Dolenga’s original post, Godfrey requested that Cornell
  University block Dolenga from posting any additional such messages. Cornell
  denied this request Several years after the postings had been made, Godfrey
  sued both Dolenga (who had since graduated) and Cornell University in
  England for defamation. Godfrey won a default judgement against Dolenga, who
  did not offer a defense. … [edited for brevity, it goes on for pages]…

*update 10* - Aug 1st, 2006

Bobby,
You have 2 options.  One you take my name off of your site, you take the messages off of your site that were posted by you and you take my e-mail off of your site.  In the event that you don’t, I sue you for $400,000 for libel and invasion of privacy (and I’m not kidding about that either).  You have 24 hours to decide which alternative you would rather go through.

*update 11* - August 1st, 2006

I am personally done talking to a bunch of 8 year olds who have no clue
or purpose for life period. I could argue with an 8 year old all day
long and get nowhere, so I’m over this retarded childish behavior. The
grace I am willing to give these people is the relinquishment from this
website (thats right, I’m trying to get this shut down for good). Bobby
Henderson, I’ll see you in court. The subpoena is coming your way.

Casey Powell

*update 12* - some older unpublished emails I received from Casey. (the bold was added for emphasis)

*received july 30*

and in exchange for taking my quote off - I feel one good turn deserves another.  I was getting ready to start
a webpage to smeer your site.  In return for taking the quote off, I
will not use (and I mean this, NEVER use) the flying spaghetti monster
eating horse to start a campaign to smeer your site.  I will also send
you the picture if you wish too, as you requested.  I feel that a fair
exchange.  In fact, shoot, I might even buy your book just to read it
and see your point of view on this thing. Thanks man,

Casey Powell

*received july 30* (bold added for emphasis)

By the way, I shall submit an apology for that e-mail.  I have no right to tell you you will burn in hell.  I was simply infuriated by the comments on your page.  God bless you Bobby, in all seriousness, I hope you find Jesus Christ for who he truly is.  Not just a joke made up by mankind, but a loving Savior who would do anything for you.  The only true God who truly created the world as the finely tuned universe that it is.  Bobby, God bless you and in a way, I’m glad you have this site.  It shows that in some way you are searching for something.  I’m going to be honest with you.  My position is this.  When I was searching for whatever it was it was…(whoever it may be, whatever it may be), I kept an open mind.  I looked at both sides honestly and came to a conclusion based on that.  I support ID and Creationism because from my review of both sides, Evolutionists just can’t answer the questions I have, whereas ID sites have no problem.  Evolutionistic sites (pandasthumb.org, talkorigin.net, glennmorton@entouch.net) simply just don’t add up.  I’m kind of a new Christian in a sense, so I’m used to using language like that, though I’m attempting to try to get better with that.  Please accept my apology, as what I stated was truly wrong.  Furthermore, please take it off your site, as I don’t want to disgrace Christ with those words of hate.  May the hate be replaced with love Bobby.

Casey Powell

Here’s another message from Casey, also received July 30th *

This is defamation of character for two reasons.  One, I did not post the claim.  Someone has recently gotten a hold of my Yahoo account, which I am now cancelling as a result.  No. 2, I believe I have told you numerous times to take that off of my account.  When I initially found out it had been posted under my e-mail address accounts, I immediately believe I had contacted you to take it off of the page.  That is a libel claim for those two reasons.  It is a defamation of character issue, so I would recommend that you take it off of your site.

Casey Powell

*And another email from Casey:

I’m trying to tell you that I, Casey Powell, did not write the message. Somehow, it was posted by someone who broke into my yahoo account which is the reason I am not using the yahoo account to contact you now.  I can’t even get into the other yahoo account Bobby.  I am terminating the account due to privacy issues.  So while it was from my yahoo account, I personally did not write it, which is why I’m trying to ask you to remove my name from it.  I would personally like for you to take the whole message off, because I believe it is quite an offensive comment to your publication of material on your website.  But at the least, I don’t believe in submitting comments like that to people’s websites and did not submit that to yours.  I have been trying to explain that I did not make the post.  This is a personal matter that I am trying to get cleared up by deleting the yahoo account that this comment was posted from.  I apologize for this disturbance to your site.  Please be assured that I would not submit anything like this to anybody’s site Mr. Henderson.

Casey Powell

*update 13* - August 2nd, 2006

*note from Bobby-  The original hate mail and Casey’s comments to this blog come from the same IP address.

315 Responses to “I do believe you are”

Pages: « 18 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 [16] Show All
  1. 301 - May 7th, 2007 at 5:50 pm - The Pastinator Says:

    I’m amazed nobody just said “Pasta la vista, baby!”

  2. 302 - May 7th, 2007 at 6:07 pm - Retarded Rump Ranger Says:

    Pasta la vista, baby!

  3. 303 - May 7th, 2007 at 11:30 pm - FSM crusader Says:

    Truly I have never read a the thoughts of a bigger wanker, and I read L.Ron Hubbard not long ago. Casey, you are a douche royale (here in the metric countries that’s what we call douche bags).

  4. 304 - August 15th, 2007 at 2:49 pm - Noodle Says:

    Man what a nutter! Powell is one totally screwed up headcase.

  5. 305 - September 1st, 2007 at 10:43 am - El Peatieablo Says:

    I’d normally rebuke every claim in a hate mail such as this, but I really don’t have the time (it would take at least two hours in my opinion). Instead, I challenge you to come to the UP some time and we can have a public debate on all of this, hopefully moderated by a group of people who have received a good education in logic and/ or philosophy. Just give me a fair amount of warning so I don’t have anything going on during it and also, I’ll just need time to get ready because I get incredibly nervous in front of people.

  6. 306 - October 18th, 2007 at 8:24 pm - Bard Says:

    This guys is a class A nutjob, and he needs to go shove his head in a blender.
    Other than that, may FSM bless him and forgive him for his utter stupidity and blind moronic actions that have gotten his dumb ass in a court case that he will never win.
    –or I guess could have, but he didn’t press charges.
    Meh. I like the blender idea…I’ve got one if we don’t already have a few ready…
    Or a wood chipper ^_^ that’d be fun. Feet first…:)

  7. 307 - December 20th, 2007 at 9:39 pm - Anonymous Says:

    Darn, I think this guy cannot grasp the meaning of satire.

  8. 308 - December 21st, 2007 at 9:26 am - JacoIII Says:

    If you want to read more by him, you can find some of his posts on the CARM.org forums. He’s recently become active there again. His username is Casey Powell.

  9. 309 - February 22nd, 2008 at 5:40 pm - umisan_cat Says:

    this is really wierd… but take that as a comlement!!! ongosh! i belive in fire, ice,animal spirits, plants, water, earth and magic. i also belive that magic happens every singal day. even if its commen magic. magic and spirits are everywhere. i just wanted to voice my opion sooo yeah… you might have a beliver hear.

    ~Umi

    ps i’m a wicken!:D

  10. 310 - February 22nd, 2008 at 5:41 pm - umisan_cat Says:

    pps its omgosh not ongosh which means oh my gosh.

  11. 311 - February 26th, 2008 at 3:48 pm - umisan_cat Says:

    i do believe that the first coment is a little much. and also i believe that person has guts for useing sware words! and on the internet!!!! well if thats who you will be ….. oh well be your self so long as your not hurting anyone including your self! ~~ smiles!~~

    umi

  12. 312 - February 26th, 2008 at 3:51 pm - umisan_cat Says:

    hey just because some (and maybe me) belive in this it dosen’t mean that we ARE NOT smart!!!!!!!!!!! jease pple can belive in anything and you need to respect it ** so long as there is no hurting involed** but even then its nnot preventable so yeah
    !!! geezzzz
    umi

  13. 313 - March 3rd, 2008 at 5:23 pm - umisan_cat Says:

    welcome! I figured out how to cast a slightly powerful spell!!!!!!!!! :D ps of your soo against this stuff and ‘all religous ‘ why do you use swere words ? i understand ‘hell’ ….but ‘fuck’ i don’t understand. (and i mean why using it not … you kno…. )

  14. 314 - March 3rd, 2008 at 5:25 pm - umisan_cat Says:

    P.S. your website rocks the world!

  15. 315 - March 3rd, 2008 at 5:27 pm - umisan_cat Says:

    P.P.S. lots of happy smiles!!!! :D

Pages: « 18 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 [16] Show All

Leave a Reply

Connect with other Pastafarians

Recent Comments

Propaganda Buttons

Add these buttons to your site:



Contribute

The Church of the FSM is looking for content. Details here

Support the Cause

The Church is funded entirely by your purchases of FSM merchandise. Thank you for your support.

Purchase the Gospel

An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American

Misc.

Bobby's Personal Blog

Contact Bobby: Contact Me


Website monitor by Killerwebstats.com

 

Support the Arts:

Fine art taco photography


Creative Commons License

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 License. This means you're free to use the content but not sell it. More Details