I do believe you are

I do believe you are a fucking retard and I hope you burn in hell. Fuck you and the flying spaghetti monster. Postmodernism is a self defeating concept. Read Josh McDowell’s book for a good overview of what life is truly about you dumbass humanist. You obviously think life is just a big damn joke. Its all for humor and entertainment. I look forward to the day it fucks you right in the ass. Oh the age of the earth doesn’t fucking matter! Technology, hell we’d be better of without it anyways. God is not a flying spaghetti monster because only a human could think up such a dumbass retarded idea like that. Intelligent Design is observable. It does not require faith, it requires the ability to understand what irreducible complexity is along with several other phenomena that has been discovered in Science. Evolution is a conjecture. Of course, an idiot of your brain size would probably believe we came from monkeys…and quite frankly, you are probably the best evidence that Evolutionists have that human beings came from a monkey. I’m still having problems teaching my dog 2+2=4. I hope to someday prove Darwinian philosophy and be able to have my dog recite Shakespeare to me. Then I will believe Evolution is true. Until then….its all a big damn joke. Charles Darwin went insane when he was 28 anyways (didn’t know that did you?) Let me put it this way to you concerning your bologna flying spaghetti monster. If we are created in the image of what you believe God to be, we would look like spaghetti. Common sense is a valuable asset. Lets try this…I’m going to go very sloooooowly for you Bobby. Retarded people…like Bobby Henderson….will burn in hell unless you give your life to Jesus Christ. Life is not hard. Neither is it a joke. But I believe that anybody with a brain the size of a peanut should be exposed for the fraud that the person is. Quite frankly, I do not know why I’m wasting my time…because you are probably too stupid to read this e-mail anyways. At any rate, I have better things to do than point out your circular reasoning within your arguments. You are a disgrace to anything that humanity or your stupid existentialistic philosophy represents.

Casey Powell

*update*

Unless you want to be sued, take my name off of that message.  Thanks.

Casey Powell

*update 2*

Just take the whole message off of the board!  I gave you no permission to post that.  I want it off, or I will contact my lawyer.  And that is not a joke.

Casey Powell

*note from Bobby * - I’m not going to take your name off the message.  However, I will henceforth refer to you as either C. Powell or Casey P. so that you remain anonymous.  Additionally, I’ll include your email address here, in case anyone needs to get in touch with you. *

jesusmarine2005@yahoo.com

*update 3*

Actually no. I am not a piece of spaghetti! Neither are you. Therefore, God
  created us in the image of himself. When looking at the spaghetti monster, I
  then look back at God. When basing a comparison on "COMMON SENSE" the FSM
  makes absolutely NO SENSE! "Why then are the mountain tops not made of
  spaghetti noodalege. Is not the water on the earth a steaming pot of
  spaghetti sauce?" Dude thats what your crap sounds like. So in essence, from
  having read your website, I can conclude that it is irrational to believe in
  the FSM and that the Bible is much more explanatory than the FSM Gospel. For
  this reason, basing the evidence on a fair and objective criteria that a)
  which explains the most accurate concepts of the human existence in today’s
  reality (Ockham’s Razor) and b) was the FSM given any significant value
  beyond the scope of today’s audience. When doing a fair and observant
  observation of the material, then I can say no. As far as whether or not the
  Bible misses a few thousand years, go to a site and find Genesis…..usually
  the origins are given a ??? All we know is the beginning. "In the beginning,
  God." Thus it goes back to the beginning, whenever that is. If by chance it
  was written a few thousands years later, then we can also notate that the
  Jews were VERY good at keeping accurate oral compilations and records, but
  of course your 10 year old knowledge of how the Bible was compiled would
  discredit your credulity on the issue. The reason Evolution makes no sense
  is for several reasons. One - we have no evidence of eyewitnesses that saw a
  guy with bad mental health on the island of Galapogos, besides his "claim"
  which I definitely do not trust. No. two - we have lacking evidence of how
  water came about based on the evidence of Evolutionary Scientists. With this
  in mind, I can accurately claim that if it happened the way Evolutionists
  claim, then we have an issue, because the sun’s energy would cause
  everything in the world to burn up and die! The Genesis recollection is more
  accurate based on this criteria. The necessary components for the necessity
  of life on earth proves the Creationist model to be true and accurate. The
  answer to your question about dinosaurs is that the Bible actually makes
  numerous accounts of dinosaurs existing with man, though you seem to be
  quite ignorant of that as well. So the fact that you have conjured up an
  imaginary FSM is not too impressive…and neither is your support of
  Evolution. And as far as when "Jesus was watching" lets see. What does Jesus
  say, "Before there was Abraham, I am." Meaning, I was real from the very
  beginning of time. I am displays a claim to deity here. "I am who I am"
  from Exodus. I have plenty of evidence to back this up, but most of these
  items are beyond the scope of what I can fit in this e-mail. I would
  recommend for further consultation to refer to Glenn Miller at

www.christian-thinktank.com. Thats the most unbiased site I have ever found
  (secular and nonsecular). The man asks for no money, will not accept
  donations, and does not try to sell a book or anything whatsoever on it. It
  is not a site of propaganda at all. It is a site for skeptics (like
  yourself) to ask very tough questions and for him to give you a direct and
  honest answer to your skepticism. I actually challenge you to challenge him
  with your questions.

God bless,

Casey Powell   C. Powell

*update 4*

expect to hear from my lawyer

You are committing a tort.  This is a form of defamation of character known
  as libel.  I can sue you for creating a publication of something I gave you
  no permission to actually post on your website (and actually explicitly told
  you not to post on your site).  Keep it up there and I’m pretty sure I can
  get a few million dollars from you there Mr. Henderson.

Casey Powell

*update 5*

also keep in mind

If you want people to take you seriously, you might want to consider taking
  my name off of it (and especially putting my e-mail up there?  Come on,
  thats a load right there).  You are going to earn a horrible reputation that
  way. Keep it up.

*update 6*

Are you trying to convert or deconvert?

*update 7*

What I can definitely say is that I gave you no permission for posting that
  message.  As a matter of fact, I told you explicitly NOT to post that
  message. I have the e-mail to confirm it (from my other account).  I also
  have your contact information down as well.  And I’m scheduled to meet with
  my lawyer tomorrow concerning the matter at hand.  Apparently, he thinks I
  have a case (for libel that is).  So I’d recommend unsoliciting that
  statement unless legal action should be taken against you regarding the
  matter.

Until then,

(I have been requested (per lawyer) not to provide my name)

*update 8*

Bobby Henderson

Age: 24
  From: Tucson Arizona

I believe thats all I need to locate you….thanks.

*update 9*

See…the problem is this…I did not make that quote

Godfrey v. Cornell University/ Dolenga

In this case, Godfrey alleged that several defamatory messages about him
  were posted on on the soc.culture.canada newsgroup by a Cornell University
  graduate student and Canadian citizen (Michael Dolenga) using Cornell as an
  ISP. Soon after Dolenga’s original post, Godfrey requested that Cornell
  University block Dolenga from posting any additional such messages. Cornell
  denied this request Several years after the postings had been made, Godfrey
  sued both Dolenga (who had since graduated) and Cornell University in
  England for defamation. Godfrey won a default judgement against Dolenga, who
  did not offer a defense. … [edited for brevity, it goes on for pages]…

*update 10* - Aug 1st, 2006

Bobby,
You have 2 options.  One you take my name off of your site, you take the messages off of your site that were posted by you and you take my e-mail off of your site.  In the event that you don’t, I sue you for $400,000 for libel and invasion of privacy (and I’m not kidding about that either).  You have 24 hours to decide which alternative you would rather go through.

*update 11* - August 1st, 2006

I am personally done talking to a bunch of 8 year olds who have no clue
or purpose for life period. I could argue with an 8 year old all day
long and get nowhere, so I’m over this retarded childish behavior. The
grace I am willing to give these people is the relinquishment from this
website (thats right, I’m trying to get this shut down for good). Bobby
Henderson, I’ll see you in court. The subpoena is coming your way.

Casey Powell

*update 12* - some older unpublished emails I received from Casey. (the bold was added for emphasis)

*received july 30*

and in exchange for taking my quote off - I feel one good turn deserves another.  I was getting ready to start
a webpage to smeer your site.  In return for taking the quote off, I
will not use (and I mean this, NEVER use) the flying spaghetti monster
eating horse to start a campaign to smeer your site.  I will also send
you the picture if you wish too, as you requested.  I feel that a fair
exchange.  In fact, shoot, I might even buy your book just to read it
and see your point of view on this thing. Thanks man,

Casey Powell

*received july 30* (bold added for emphasis)

By the way, I shall submit an apology for that e-mail.  I have no right to tell you you will burn in hell.  I was simply infuriated by the comments on your page.  God bless you Bobby, in all seriousness, I hope you find Jesus Christ for who he truly is.  Not just a joke made up by mankind, but a loving Savior who would do anything for you.  The only true God who truly created the world as the finely tuned universe that it is.  Bobby, God bless you and in a way, I’m glad you have this site.  It shows that in some way you are searching for something.  I’m going to be honest with you.  My position is this.  When I was searching for whatever it was it was…(whoever it may be, whatever it may be), I kept an open mind.  I looked at both sides honestly and came to a conclusion based on that.  I support ID and Creationism because from my review of both sides, Evolutionists just can’t answer the questions I have, whereas ID sites have no problem.  Evolutionistic sites (pandasthumb.org, talkorigin.net, glennmorton@entouch.net) simply just don’t add up.  I’m kind of a new Christian in a sense, so I’m used to using language like that, though I’m attempting to try to get better with that.  Please accept my apology, as what I stated was truly wrong.  Furthermore, please take it off your site, as I don’t want to disgrace Christ with those words of hate.  May the hate be replaced with love Bobby.

Casey Powell

Here’s another message from Casey, also received July 30th *

This is defamation of character for two reasons.  One, I did not post the claim.  Someone has recently gotten a hold of my Yahoo account, which I am now cancelling as a result.  No. 2, I believe I have told you numerous times to take that off of my account.  When I initially found out it had been posted under my e-mail address accounts, I immediately believe I had contacted you to take it off of the page.  That is a libel claim for those two reasons.  It is a defamation of character issue, so I would recommend that you take it off of your site.

Casey Powell

*And another email from Casey:

I’m trying to tell you that I, Casey Powell, did not write the message. Somehow, it was posted by someone who broke into my yahoo account which is the reason I am not using the yahoo account to contact you now.  I can’t even get into the other yahoo account Bobby.  I am terminating the account due to privacy issues.  So while it was from my yahoo account, I personally did not write it, which is why I’m trying to ask you to remove my name from it.  I would personally like for you to take the whole message off, because I believe it is quite an offensive comment to your publication of material on your website.  But at the least, I don’t believe in submitting comments like that to people’s websites and did not submit that to yours.  I have been trying to explain that I did not make the post.  This is a personal matter that I am trying to get cleared up by deleting the yahoo account that this comment was posted from.  I apologize for this disturbance to your site.  Please be assured that I would not submit anything like this to anybody’s site Mr. Henderson.

Casey Powell

*update 13* - August 2nd, 2006

*note from Bobby-  The original hate mail and Casey’s comments to this blog come from the same IP address.

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  1. 261 jesus christ Nov 8th, 2006 at 1:05 pm

    casey, the real reason you denounce evolution is because you feel it interferes with your religious beliefs. there’s nothing wrong with being religious, but you are one of the retarded ones. the only thing you have to say that supports ID is the bible. you really don’t give any good arguments. i don’t think you realize this is a joke. and dude, lighten up with the law suit crap. if your going to leave hate mail, then you will get a response. evolution has been proven, you just say it hasn’t because you don’t want to look stupid. to make a long speech short, your incredibly retarded and i think you need to go get laid. oh yea, i forgot, it’s such a sin to make love. sucks for you.

  2. 262 jesus christ Nov 8th, 2006 at 1:07 pm

    can you present me evidence of design that is based on actual science?

  3. 263 Nowtheworldhasmeaning Nov 8th, 2006 at 1:39 pm

    Casey,
    .
    You are a prat, it is plain and simple. If I where you I would do myself a favor and just not bother to contact us here ever again. We will laugh for a few more month at you email exchange with Bobby, who it appears has outwitted you at every corner. then we will forget about you.
    .
    If you like you can continue to post and we will continue to mock you. Perhaps the next time you think about sending emails like those above you will show a little more respect.

  4. 264 One Eyed Jack Nov 8th, 2006 at 3:42 pm

    They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
    and they knew that Casey wouldn’t let that ball go by again.
    .
    The sneer has fled from Casey’s lip, the teeth are clenched in hate.
    He pounds, with cruel violence, his bat upon the plate.
    .
    And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
    and now the air is shattered by the force of Casey’s blow.
    .
    Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright.
    The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light.
    And, somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout,
    .
    but there is no joy in Mudville –
    mighty Casey has struck out.

  5. 265 nikkiee Nov 8th, 2006 at 4:22 pm

    Casey, you’re definately not the sharpest tool in the shed.

  6. 266 nikkiee Nov 8th, 2006 at 4:27 pm

    “I’m on my knees studying scripture and praying for all of you. I do. I hate you all. I hate your stinkin’ guts and I wish all of you a miserable painful death. I hate you. Like serious. But I also pray for you. I pray for you despicable bastards because I hate you and Jesus’ fatherly plan says that I should love you and forgive. So yes. When I say that I hope you all get cancer, what I am really trying to say is that I love you.”
    .
    Ahh ….fundis! You gotta laugh.
    BTW Casey, is Ted there with you?

  7. 267 nikkiee Nov 8th, 2006 at 5:58 pm

    Casey Powell: Oxygen stealing wanker with a nascistic personality disorder. (NPD)
    .
    NPD Characteristics
    Although the term Narcism is often used for a healthy or somewhat big feeling of loving oneself it is also the term of a narcistic personality disorder (NPD).
    In the case of NPD there is an unhealthy self-love involved, that even can grow into megalomanic fantasies with an extreme wish of being admired. Unfortunately NPD does not disappear during the process of growing up. Some narcissists are also known for continously pointing their critisism towards others in order to do anything in avoiding critisism towards themselves.
    .
    CHARACTERISTICS
    (source: DSM IV)
    Praising oneself into the sky and feeling important, exaggerating own abilities, so other people see how good he or she is, with loss of reality.
    Always engaged with images of the ideal relationship, great success, power and striking with beauty.
    Convinced of how unique and special he/she is and convinced that only a very few understand him or her. A preferred few of these are people with a certain rank or status which the narcissist would like to belong to.
    Is willing to use others in order to reach his goal.
    Is convinced to be privileged and expecting others always to consider his or her expectations.
    A shortness of compassion, because acknowledgement of feelings from other people is not possible for narcistic patients.
    Haughty attitude and actions.
    Is often jealous and thinks other people are jealous at him or her.
    .
    You need help Casey

  8. 268 Nowtheworldhasmeaning Nov 8th, 2006 at 6:06 pm

    “Casey, you’re definately not the sharpest tool in the shed. ”
    .
    A mallet springs to mind

  9. 269 Fr. Corpus Callosum Nov 8th, 2006 at 6:07 pm

    Christ-on-a-bike Nikkiee! That sounds like a description of God! I guess his Christians are following him after all.

  10. 270 Jingles Nov 8th, 2006 at 6:47 pm

    Maybe he hadn’t been hacked… maybe, just maybe, he was so caught up in his rage over the site, that his mind shut down, preventing any recall of the subsequent actions?
    .
    Or, a slightly different theory; that while he was raging, the little purple vein in his forehead that throbbed so much finally resulted in a minor brain anurism (sp?) bursting.
    .
    The resulting damage then prevented him from remembering how much of a tool he’d been. The only exception being that in periods of stress, he would revert back to the feral fundimentalist form, sort of like a christian Hulk.

  11. 271 Pixel Pete Nov 8th, 2006 at 6:53 pm

    EMAIL SPAMMING TIME!!!!!
    Prepare to eat spam C. Powell and/or Casey P.

  12. 272 Penne Nov 8th, 2006 at 7:02 pm

    If it comes from the same IP address,doesn’t that mean the same computer?

  13. 273 Fr. Corpus Callosum Nov 8th, 2006 at 7:11 pm

    Penne: Yep. You got it.

  14. 274 Fr. Corpus Callosum Nov 8th, 2006 at 7:14 pm

    Jingles: I was laughing pretty hard over your image of a Christian hulk with a vein popping in his forehead. The only thing that messes up the image is that when he reverted to non-hulk fundy form he wouldn’t get any smarter. It was still very funny.

  15. 275 Penne Nov 8th, 2006 at 7:30 pm

    Sounds more like a little trouble-make’n pussy to me,see how he threatens adn bang on his chest so brave-like at first then when his name is published he starts whinning and bargaining,he even tries to lie his way out of it by blaming it on a’hacker(sure) he even says sorry in desparation, a text book case of a bully meeting a kung-fu expert when they thought they were getting a parapalegic.

  16. 276 Fr. Corpus Callosum Nov 8th, 2006 at 7:44 pm

    So it would be like the hulk attacking a seeming paraplegic who turns out to be a kung-foo expert and just as he finds this out he reverts to little baby form and pisses in his diapers and starts to cry. Yeah, that works.

  17. 277 jesus christ Nov 11th, 2006 at 9:39 pm

    casey powell is such a funny dumbass. has she (i’m guessing its a bitch(bad woman)) actually sued bobby yet.

  18. 278 jesus christ Nov 13th, 2006 at 5:44 pm

    wait, waybe casey powell is guy. if he is, he must have very little friends except for god and jesus and the holy ghost. how come nobody has met them yet?

  19. 279 jesus christ Nov 25th, 2006 at 2:30 pm

    casey powell is the best example of dumbass christian that is ruining america.

  20. 280 Beastly Rich Nov 25th, 2006 at 3:57 pm

    From reading the blurb on this myspace account, I’m reasonably sure that this is him.

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=34860391

    Look, he thinks he’s a genius from some IQ test. Hahahahahahahahahah. Naive bastard. Would a genius really fail to see the huge holes in his arguments and think that his “someone stole my yahoo account” excuse after attempted legal bullying would wash?

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