I do believe you are a fucking retard and I hope you burn in hell. Fuck you and the flying spaghetti monster. Postmodernism is a self defeating concept. Read Josh McDowell’s book for a good overview of what life is truly about you dumbass humanist. You obviously think life is just a big damn joke. Its all for humor and entertainment. I look forward to the day it fucks you right in the ass. Oh the age of the earth doesn’t fucking matter! Technology, hell we’d be better of without it anyways. God is not a flying spaghetti monster because only a human could think up such a dumbass retarded idea like that. Intelligent Design is observable. It does not require faith, it requires the ability to understand what irreducible complexity is along with several other phenomena that has been discovered in Science. Evolution is a conjecture. Of course, an idiot of your brain size would probably believe we came from monkeys…and quite frankly, you are probably the best evidence that Evolutionists have that human beings came from a monkey. I’m still having problems teaching my dog 2+2=4. I hope to someday prove Darwinian philosophy and be able to have my dog recite Shakespeare to me. Then I will believe Evolution is true. Until then….its all a big damn joke. Charles Darwin went insane when he was 28 anyways (didn’t know that did you?) Let me put it this way to you concerning your bologna flying spaghetti monster. If we are created in the image of what you believe God to be, we would look like spaghetti. Common sense is a valuable asset. Lets try this…I’m going to go very sloooooowly for you Bobby. Retarded people…like Bobby Henderson….will burn in hell unless you give your life to Jesus Christ. Life is not hard. Neither is it a joke. But I believe that anybody with a brain the size of a peanut should be exposed for the fraud that the person is. Quite frankly, I do not know why I’m wasting my time…because you are probably too stupid to read this e-mail anyways. At any rate, I have better things to do than point out your circular reasoning within your arguments. You are a disgrace to anything that humanity or your stupid existentialistic philosophy represents.
Casey Powell
*update*
Casey Powell
*update 2*
Just take the whole message off of the board! I gave you no permission to post that. I want it off, or I will contact my lawyer. And that is not a joke.
Casey Powell
*note from Bobby * - I’m not going to take your name off the message. However, I will henceforth refer to you as either C. Powell or Casey P. so that you remain anonymous. Additionally, I’ll include your email address here, in case anyone needs to get in touch with you. *
jesusmarine2005@yahoo.com
*update 3*
Actually no. I am not a piece of spaghetti! Neither are you. Therefore, God
created us in the image of himself. When looking at the spaghetti monster, I
then look back at God. When basing a comparison on "COMMON SENSE" the FSM
makes absolutely NO SENSE! "Why then are the mountain tops not made of
spaghetti noodalege. Is not the water on the earth a steaming pot of
spaghetti sauce?" Dude thats what your crap sounds like. So in essence, from
having read your website, I can conclude that it is irrational to believe in
the FSM and that the Bible is much more explanatory than the FSM Gospel. For
this reason, basing the evidence on a fair and objective criteria that a)
which explains the most accurate concepts of the human existence in today’s
reality (Ockham’s Razor) and b) was the FSM given any significant value
beyond the scope of today’s audience. When doing a fair and observant
observation of the material, then I can say no. As far as whether or not the
Bible misses a few thousand years, go to a site and find Genesis…..usually
the origins are given a ??? All we know is the beginning. "In the beginning,
God." Thus it goes back to the beginning, whenever that is. If by chance it
was written a few thousands years later, then we can also notate that the
Jews were VERY good at keeping accurate oral compilations and records, but
of course your 10 year old knowledge of how the Bible was compiled would
discredit your credulity on the issue. The reason Evolution makes no sense
is for several reasons. One - we have no evidence of eyewitnesses that saw a
guy with bad mental health on the island of Galapogos, besides his "claim"
which I definitely do not trust. No. two - we have lacking evidence of how
water came about based on the evidence of Evolutionary Scientists. With this
in mind, I can accurately claim that if it happened the way Evolutionists
claim, then we have an issue, because the sun’s energy would cause
everything in the world to burn up and die! The Genesis recollection is more
accurate based on this criteria. The necessary components for the necessity
of life on earth proves the Creationist model to be true and accurate. The
answer to your question about dinosaurs is that the Bible actually makes
numerous accounts of dinosaurs existing with man, though you seem to be
quite ignorant of that as well. So the fact that you have conjured up an
imaginary FSM is not too impressive…and neither is your support of
Evolution. And as far as when "Jesus was watching" lets see. What does Jesus
say, "Before there was Abraham, I am." Meaning, I was real from the very
beginning of time. I am displays a claim to deity here. "I am who I am"
from Exodus. I have plenty of evidence to back this up, but most of these
items are beyond the scope of what I can fit in this e-mail. I would
recommend for further consultation to refer to Glenn Miller at
www.christian-thinktank.com. Thats the most unbiased site I have ever found
(secular and nonsecular). The man asks for no money, will not accept
donations, and does not try to sell a book or anything whatsoever on it. It
is not a site of propaganda at all. It is a site for skeptics (like
yourself) to ask very tough questions and for him to give you a direct and
honest answer to your skepticism. I actually challenge you to challenge him
with your questions.
God bless,
Casey Powell C. Powell
*update 4*
expect to hear from my lawyer
You are committing a tort. This is a form of defamation of character known
as libel. I can sue you for creating a publication of something I gave you
no permission to actually post on your website (and actually explicitly told
you not to post on your site). Keep it up there and I’m pretty sure I can
get a few million dollars from you there Mr. Henderson.
Casey Powell
*update 5*
also keep in mind
If you want people to take you seriously, you might want to consider taking
my name off of it (and especially putting my e-mail up there? Come on,
thats a load right there). You are going to earn a horrible reputation that
way. Keep it up.
*update 6*
Are you trying to convert or deconvert?
*update 7*
What I can definitely say is that I gave you no permission for posting that
message. As a matter of fact, I told you explicitly NOT to post that
message. I have the e-mail to confirm it (from my other account). I also
have your contact information down as well. And I’m scheduled to meet with
my lawyer tomorrow concerning the matter at hand. Apparently, he thinks I
have a case (for libel that is). So I’d recommend unsoliciting that
statement unless legal action should be taken against you regarding the
matter.
Until then,
(I have been requested (per lawyer) not to provide my name)
*update 8*
Bobby Henderson
Age: 24
From: Tucson Arizona
I believe thats all I need to locate you….thanks.
*update 9*
See…the problem is this…I did not make that quote
Godfrey v. Cornell University/ Dolenga
In this case, Godfrey alleged that several defamatory messages about him
were posted on on the soc.culture.canada newsgroup by a Cornell University
graduate student and Canadian citizen (Michael Dolenga) using Cornell as an
ISP. Soon after Dolenga’s original post, Godfrey requested that Cornell
University block Dolenga from posting any additional such messages. Cornell
denied this request Several years after the postings had been made, Godfrey
sued both Dolenga (who had since graduated) and Cornell University in
England for defamation. Godfrey won a default judgement against Dolenga, who
did not offer a defense. … [edited for brevity, it goes on for pages]…
*update 10* - Aug 1st, 2006
Bobby,
You have 2 options. One you take my name off of your site, you take the messages off of your site that were posted by you and you take my e-mail off of your site. In the event that you don’t, I sue you for $400,000 for libel and invasion of privacy (and I’m not kidding about that either). You have 24 hours to decide which alternative you would rather go through.
*update 11* - August 1st, 2006
I am personally done talking to a bunch of 8 year olds who have no clue
or purpose for life period. I could argue with an 8 year old all day
long and get nowhere, so I’m over this retarded childish behavior. The
grace I am willing to give these people is the relinquishment from this
website (thats right, I’m trying to get this shut down for good). Bobby
Henderson, I’ll see you in court. The subpoena is coming your way.
Casey Powell
*update 12* - some older unpublished emails I received from Casey. (the bold was added for emphasis)
*received july 30*
and in exchange for taking my quote off - I feel one good turn deserves another. I was getting ready to start
a webpage to smeer your site. In return for taking the quote off, I
will not use (and I mean this, NEVER use) the flying spaghetti monster
eating horse to start a campaign to smeer your site. I will also send
you the picture if you wish too, as you requested. I feel that a fair
exchange. In fact, shoot, I might even buy your book just to read it
and see your point of view on this thing. Thanks man,
Casey Powell
By the way, I shall submit an apology for that e-mail. I have no right to tell you you will burn in hell. I was simply infuriated by the comments on your page. God bless you Bobby, in all seriousness, I hope you find Jesus Christ for who he truly is. Not just a joke made up by mankind, but a loving Savior who would do anything for you. The only true God who truly created the world as the finely tuned universe that it is. Bobby, God bless you and in a way, I’m glad you have this site. It shows that in some way you are searching for something. I’m going to be honest with you. My position is this. When I was searching for whatever it was it was…(whoever it may be, whatever it may be), I kept an open mind. I looked at both sides honestly and came to a conclusion based on that. I support ID and Creationism because from my review of both sides, Evolutionists just can’t answer the questions I have, whereas ID sites have no problem. Evolutionistic sites (pandasthumb.org, talkorigin.net, glennmorton@entouch.net) simply just don’t add up. I’m kind of a new Christian in a sense, so I’m used to using language like that, though I’m attempting to try to get better with that. Please accept my apology, as what I stated was truly wrong. Furthermore, please take it off your site, as I don’t want to disgrace Christ with those words of hate. May the hate be replaced with love Bobby.
Casey Powell
Here’s another message from Casey, also received July 30th *
This is defamation of character for two reasons. One, I did not post the claim. Someone has recently gotten a hold of my Yahoo account, which I am now cancelling as a result. No. 2, I believe I have told you numerous times to take that off of my account. When I initially found out it had been posted under my e-mail address accounts, I immediately believe I had contacted you to take it off of the page. That is a libel claim for those two reasons. It is a defamation of character issue, so I would recommend that you take it off of your site.
Casey Powell
*And another email from Casey:
I’m trying to tell you that I, Casey Powell, did not write the message. Somehow, it was posted by someone who broke into my yahoo account which is the reason I am not using the yahoo account to contact you now. I can’t even get into the other yahoo account Bobby. I am terminating the account due to privacy issues. So while it was from my yahoo account, I personally did not write it, which is why I’m trying to ask you to remove my name from it. I would personally like for you to take the whole message off, because I believe it is quite an offensive comment to your publication of material on your website. But at the least, I don’t believe in submitting comments like that to people’s websites and did not submit that to yours. I have been trying to explain that I did not make the post. This is a personal matter that I am trying to get cleared up by deleting the yahoo account that this comment was posted from. I apologize for this disturbance to your site. Please be assured that I would not submit anything like this to anybody’s site Mr. Henderson.
Casey Powell
*update 13* - August 2nd, 2006
*note from Bobby- The original hate mail and Casey’s comments to this blog come from the same IP address.
…This of course doesn’t change the fact that Casey is a dickweed. Christianity isn’t what made that so, though
Well, I when I started reading, I was going to ask the overused and obvious: “Can’t we all just get along?”
But I guess not. That’s really too bad.
I’m just going to say that C. Powell, JesusMarine, Casey Powell, Casey P., or whoever keeps writing this, really really bores me. I didn’t even conciously read some of her updates. Also, when I found out that she was commenting on this… over… and over… and OVER… I skipped to the bottom. I won’t bother reading comments left by other people that probably made 100 times as much sense as hers, just because I might run into MORE C.P. comments.
RAmen,
Walnut
I’m just going to say that C. Powell, JesusMarine, Casey Powell, Casey P., or whoever keeps writing this, really really bores me. I didn’t even conciously read some of her updates. Also, when I found out that she was commenting on this… over… and over… and OVER… I skipped to the bottom. I won’t bother reading comments left by other people that probably made 100 times as much sense as hers, just because I might run into MORE C.P. comments.
RAmen,
Walnut
I’m just going to say that C. Powell, JesusMarine, Casey Powell, Casey P., or whoever keeps writing this, really really bores me. I didn’t even conciously read some of her updates. Also, when I found out that she was commenting on this… over… and over… and OVER… I skipped to the bottom. I won’t bother reading comments left by other people that probably made 100 times as much sense as hers, just because I might run into MORE C.P. comments.
RAmen,
Walnut
Tripple post alert. Watch out, Walnut man.
Contrary to popular belief; “genesis” is not greek really from the word: “ΓÎνεσις, having the meanings of “birth”, “creation”, “cause”, “beginning”, “source” and “origin.”
Didn’t you all know the word “genesis” was made up just for the bible? “Bio-genesis” implies even godless scientists are true-believers, deep down.
In Hebrew, it is called בר×שית (B’reshit or BÉ™rêšîth Hebrew word #7225 in Strong’s) but that too is a lie; because the Jews are in it with the Pastafarists, in a vast conspiracy to further marginalize and ostracize the already embattled True Believers In Christ!
“Genesis” means “God Started this whole ball a-whirlin’” in King-James-Enochian.
For further intelectual, scientific, philosophical, and theological enlightenment from me, Mr. Casey Powell, please contact me @ my REAL new email address: clydesdalepiss@budweiser.com
~C. Powell
(/cleans rifle)
[quote]yadda yadda yadda … because the Jews are in it with the Pastafarists, in a vast conspiracy to further marginalize and ostracize the already embattled True Believers In Christ![end quote]
omfg!!!one11! this is, like, totally not me.. can you believe this nutcase? :O
WOW, this has gotten out of hand, it seems that this Casey Powell wrote a very angry email and then realized how bad it made Casey look. Attmpted with threats to get the email taken down, Claimed the email was forged and so on. Then tryed to play the nice guy when he relized that he dint have a leg to stand on. Yep…
Oh, and whatz wrong with you people, dont you see, he’s not making fun of your faith. He is just pointing out how stupid it is to teach ID in the science class. If god is all powerful, why couldent he come in the form of the FSM? humm… cant God choose what he wants to look like? Meh, just im pumped to go to that giant stripper factory in the sky !! YAR!
ps. I know I have poor spelling
I agree, this is definitely way out of hand. However, debating is fun, so I will take a shot.
Casey, I see your point of view. As a Jew, I recognize that God is glorious, magnificent, praise-worthy, and many other complimentary adjectives as well. But God, as a symbol, has a very defined role in society: that is, to give people hope, and to prevent what has come to be known as ‘existential angst”. Indeed, that is the purpose of all organized religon. So you, as a God-fearing Christian, and myself, as a God-fearing Jew, need to recognize that any thing that fulfills the aforementioned purpose in society is good. In summary, faith has its own reasons for existing, and any non-harmful faith is good.
That being said, Pastafarianism wasn’t meant to be taken seriously as a religion. Bobby created Pastafarianism to make a point to the Kansas School Board, and from there it’s become his hobby, and that of millions of others. That itself is fun, which is, for lack of a better word, good.
Before I start going off on other tangents, I want to make the point that Mr. Henderson isn’t mocking God, supporting the devil, corrupting the minds of the youth, or anything of that sort. He’s just a guy who feels strongly about something, not too differently from yourself.
Having just recently come to realise the true glory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (All praise Him), I stumbled on this little fanatical diatribe, and was quite shocked to find what I did.
Does this Casey P. have no understanding of Physics?
“I can accurately claim that if it happened the way Evolutionists
claim, then we have an issue, because the sun’s energy would cause
everything in the world to burn up and die!”
This is physically impossible. As space is a ‘vacuum’ (although due to the recent discovery that neutrinos and anti-neutrinos have mass, this definition may have to change), the only way that heat energy can be transferred from the Sun to the Earth is by radiation. This delivers a vastly inferior portion of the energy released by the nuclear fusion of Hydrogen atoms in the sun, than would be delivered if space consisted of a medium where conduction and/or convection would be possible.
Is it not amazing how the great FSM protects us from the wrath of Casey and his nefarious plot to incinerate us all with the fiery globe of our local star.
(By the way, this has nothing to do with evolution, as the sun came about from the collision of sub-atomic particles due to the forces of gravity acting between them. Even if all life had not evolved, and instead had been created (as orthodox Christianity teaches), then the sheer amount of energy released by the Sun would still fry us, if it were not for the foresight of the great FSM, in providing us with both a vast gulf of nothingness between the Sun and Earth, and the O-zone layer, which filters out most of the harmful radiation (the proverbial frying pan between the giant mound of pasta (the Earth), and the flames of the gas stove (the Sun).
Praise be to the FSM! Great is His wisdom and power!
RAmen!!
so, basically, it all comes down to “my god can beat your god’s ass!”
this is the best sleepless night in months. I just couldn’t stop reading.
I just wonder, there might come a time in which casey’s multiple personalities outnumber those of the FSM parish…
oh boy are we in trouble…
Well, at least the FSMites can not only feed spiritually but more importantly physically from FSM. Not that it matters, since the eight “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts” clearly states:
“I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don’t Believe In Me, That’s Okay. Really, I’m Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn’t About Them So Don’t Change The Subject.”
that’s FSM 1 - God 0
in your face!
People, it is obvious that he was obsessed by his God who knows no better than to spam and and troll. Should explain numerous stupid things he did in the bible:
Moses: Do we really need to exterminate 100 human races? I mean, isnt that like, really evil? Aren’t we the good guys?
God: OMG LOLZ PH34r my 1337 powerz!!!1 I am team leader, do as I say or I will fucking PK yo!!!11
Moses: *Sigh* Okay then…
Though, christians will claim it was Satan… Little do they know he’s the same person. Sargoth-Kuul.
May your Caseyness be touched by his noodly appendage(s). RAmen.
So, Casey, if you didn’t write the hate mail, how come your hate mail AND the non-offensive comment come from the same IP address?
I believe you are full of shit when you say you were going to sue them. When you email someone, and they post it on their website, you can’t sue them for that. It was your fault that you sent it to him, giving him the ability to do whatever he wanted it. And if he wanted to give out your email, that’s perfectly legal aswell. Why don’t you do everyone a favour and stick your christianity up your ass and dance around like a happy elf.
I thought I needed some cheese pants. But I was just cranky. I have a hard life and I am taking my anger out on all of you. For that, I am truly sorry.
Has anyone introduced Mr. Powell (jesusmarine2005etc) to Cathie (Bobby’s Last Reply)?
Just a thought.
Probably a really bad one.
enlightened,
you read my mind
Here’s a discussion question: If God created everything, who created God? Neither religion nor the power of physics could ever explain that one to me.
I am utterly awe-stricken by Mr. Powell’s extreme stupidity and everyone else’s hilarity and genious.
Casey, your game is getting old. No one here believes that your account has been somehow hacked, and that someone else is posting what you say they are. Just own up, and get on with life.