I do believe you are a fucking retard and I hope you burn in hell. Fuck you and the flying spaghetti monster. Postmodernism is a self defeating concept. Read Josh McDowell’s book for a good overview of what life is truly about you dumbass humanist. You obviously think life is just a big damn joke. Its all for humor and entertainment. I look forward to the day it fucks you right in the ass. Oh the age of the earth doesn’t fucking matter! Technology, hell we’d be better of without it anyways. God is not a flying spaghetti monster because only a human could think up such a dumbass retarded idea like that. Intelligent Design is observable. It does not require faith, it requires the ability to understand what irreducible complexity is along with several other phenomena that has been discovered in Science. Evolution is a conjecture. Of course, an idiot of your brain size would probably believe we came from monkeys…and quite frankly, you are probably the best evidence that Evolutionists have that human beings came from a monkey. I’m still having problems teaching my dog 2+2=4. I hope to someday prove Darwinian philosophy and be able to have my dog recite Shakespeare to me. Then I will believe Evolution is true. Until then….its all a big damn joke. Charles Darwin went insane when he was 28 anyways (didn’t know that did you?) Let me put it this way to you concerning your bologna flying spaghetti monster. If we are created in the image of what you believe God to be, we would look like spaghetti. Common sense is a valuable asset. Lets try this…I’m going to go very sloooooowly for you Bobby. Retarded people…like Bobby Henderson….will burn in hell unless you give your life to Jesus Christ. Life is not hard. Neither is it a joke. But I believe that anybody with a brain the size of a peanut should be exposed for the fraud that the person is. Quite frankly, I do not know why I’m wasting my time…because you are probably too stupid to read this e-mail anyways. At any rate, I have better things to do than point out your circular reasoning within your arguments. You are a disgrace to anything that humanity or your stupid existentialistic philosophy represents.
Casey Powell
*update*
Casey Powell
*update 2*
Just take the whole message off of the board! I gave you no permission to post that. I want it off, or I will contact my lawyer. And that is not a joke.
Casey Powell
*note from Bobby * - I’m not going to take your name off the message. However, I will henceforth refer to you as either C. Powell or Casey P. so that you remain anonymous. Additionally, I’ll include your email address here, in case anyone needs to get in touch with you. *
jesusmarine2005@yahoo.com
*update 3*
Actually no. I am not a piece of spaghetti! Neither are you. Therefore, God
created us in the image of himself. When looking at the spaghetti monster, I
then look back at God. When basing a comparison on "COMMON SENSE" the FSM
makes absolutely NO SENSE! "Why then are the mountain tops not made of
spaghetti noodalege. Is not the water on the earth a steaming pot of
spaghetti sauce?" Dude thats what your crap sounds like. So in essence, from
having read your website, I can conclude that it is irrational to believe in
the FSM and that the Bible is much more explanatory than the FSM Gospel. For
this reason, basing the evidence on a fair and objective criteria that a)
which explains the most accurate concepts of the human existence in today’s
reality (Ockham’s Razor) and b) was the FSM given any significant value
beyond the scope of today’s audience. When doing a fair and observant
observation of the material, then I can say no. As far as whether or not the
Bible misses a few thousand years, go to a site and find Genesis…..usually
the origins are given a ??? All we know is the beginning. "In the beginning,
God." Thus it goes back to the beginning, whenever that is. If by chance it
was written a few thousands years later, then we can also notate that the
Jews were VERY good at keeping accurate oral compilations and records, but
of course your 10 year old knowledge of how the Bible was compiled would
discredit your credulity on the issue. The reason Evolution makes no sense
is for several reasons. One - we have no evidence of eyewitnesses that saw a
guy with bad mental health on the island of Galapogos, besides his "claim"
which I definitely do not trust. No. two - we have lacking evidence of how
water came about based on the evidence of Evolutionary Scientists. With this
in mind, I can accurately claim that if it happened the way Evolutionists
claim, then we have an issue, because the sun’s energy would cause
everything in the world to burn up and die! The Genesis recollection is more
accurate based on this criteria. The necessary components for the necessity
of life on earth proves the Creationist model to be true and accurate. The
answer to your question about dinosaurs is that the Bible actually makes
numerous accounts of dinosaurs existing with man, though you seem to be
quite ignorant of that as well. So the fact that you have conjured up an
imaginary FSM is not too impressive…and neither is your support of
Evolution. And as far as when "Jesus was watching" lets see. What does Jesus
say, "Before there was Abraham, I am." Meaning, I was real from the very
beginning of time. I am displays a claim to deity here. "I am who I am"
from Exodus. I have plenty of evidence to back this up, but most of these
items are beyond the scope of what I can fit in this e-mail. I would
recommend for further consultation to refer to Glenn Miller at
www.christian-thinktank.com. Thats the most unbiased site I have ever found
(secular and nonsecular). The man asks for no money, will not accept
donations, and does not try to sell a book or anything whatsoever on it. It
is not a site of propaganda at all. It is a site for skeptics (like
yourself) to ask very tough questions and for him to give you a direct and
honest answer to your skepticism. I actually challenge you to challenge him
with your questions.
God bless,
Casey Powell C. Powell
*update 4*
expect to hear from my lawyer
You are committing a tort. This is a form of defamation of character known
as libel. I can sue you for creating a publication of something I gave you
no permission to actually post on your website (and actually explicitly told
you not to post on your site). Keep it up there and I’m pretty sure I can
get a few million dollars from you there Mr. Henderson.
Casey Powell
*update 5*
also keep in mind
If you want people to take you seriously, you might want to consider taking
my name off of it (and especially putting my e-mail up there? Come on,
thats a load right there). You are going to earn a horrible reputation that
way. Keep it up.
*update 6*
Are you trying to convert or deconvert?
*update 7*
What I can definitely say is that I gave you no permission for posting that
message. As a matter of fact, I told you explicitly NOT to post that
message. I have the e-mail to confirm it (from my other account). I also
have your contact information down as well. And I’m scheduled to meet with
my lawyer tomorrow concerning the matter at hand. Apparently, he thinks I
have a case (for libel that is). So I’d recommend unsoliciting that
statement unless legal action should be taken against you regarding the
matter.
Until then,
(I have been requested (per lawyer) not to provide my name)
*update 8*
Bobby Henderson
Age: 24
From: Tucson Arizona
I believe thats all I need to locate you….thanks.
*update 9*
See…the problem is this…I did not make that quote
Godfrey v. Cornell University/ Dolenga
In this case, Godfrey alleged that several defamatory messages about him
were posted on on the soc.culture.canada newsgroup by a Cornell University
graduate student and Canadian citizen (Michael Dolenga) using Cornell as an
ISP. Soon after Dolenga’s original post, Godfrey requested that Cornell
University block Dolenga from posting any additional such messages. Cornell
denied this request Several years after the postings had been made, Godfrey
sued both Dolenga (who had since graduated) and Cornell University in
England for defamation. Godfrey won a default judgement against Dolenga, who
did not offer a defense. … [edited for brevity, it goes on for pages]…
*update 10* - Aug 1st, 2006
Bobby,
You have 2 options. One you take my name off of your site, you take the messages off of your site that were posted by you and you take my e-mail off of your site. In the event that you don’t, I sue you for $400,000 for libel and invasion of privacy (and I’m not kidding about that either). You have 24 hours to decide which alternative you would rather go through.
*update 11* - August 1st, 2006
I am personally done talking to a bunch of 8 year olds who have no clue
or purpose for life period. I could argue with an 8 year old all day
long and get nowhere, so I’m over this retarded childish behavior. The
grace I am willing to give these people is the relinquishment from this
website (thats right, I’m trying to get this shut down for good). Bobby
Henderson, I’ll see you in court. The subpoena is coming your way.
Casey Powell
*update 12* - some older unpublished emails I received from Casey. (the bold was added for emphasis)
*received july 30*
and in exchange for taking my quote off - I feel one good turn deserves another. I was getting ready to start
a webpage to smeer your site. In return for taking the quote off, I
will not use (and I mean this, NEVER use) the flying spaghetti monster
eating horse to start a campaign to smeer your site. I will also send
you the picture if you wish too, as you requested. I feel that a fair
exchange. In fact, shoot, I might even buy your book just to read it
and see your point of view on this thing. Thanks man,
Casey Powell
By the way, I shall submit an apology for that e-mail. I have no right to tell you you will burn in hell. I was simply infuriated by the comments on your page. God bless you Bobby, in all seriousness, I hope you find Jesus Christ for who he truly is. Not just a joke made up by mankind, but a loving Savior who would do anything for you. The only true God who truly created the world as the finely tuned universe that it is. Bobby, God bless you and in a way, I’m glad you have this site. It shows that in some way you are searching for something. I’m going to be honest with you. My position is this. When I was searching for whatever it was it was…(whoever it may be, whatever it may be), I kept an open mind. I looked at both sides honestly and came to a conclusion based on that. I support ID and Creationism because from my review of both sides, Evolutionists just can’t answer the questions I have, whereas ID sites have no problem. Evolutionistic sites (pandasthumb.org, talkorigin.net, glennmorton@entouch.net) simply just don’t add up. I’m kind of a new Christian in a sense, so I’m used to using language like that, though I’m attempting to try to get better with that. Please accept my apology, as what I stated was truly wrong. Furthermore, please take it off your site, as I don’t want to disgrace Christ with those words of hate. May the hate be replaced with love Bobby.
Casey Powell
Here’s another message from Casey, also received July 30th *
This is defamation of character for two reasons. One, I did not post the claim. Someone has recently gotten a hold of my Yahoo account, which I am now cancelling as a result. No. 2, I believe I have told you numerous times to take that off of my account. When I initially found out it had been posted under my e-mail address accounts, I immediately believe I had contacted you to take it off of the page. That is a libel claim for those two reasons. It is a defamation of character issue, so I would recommend that you take it off of your site.
Casey Powell
*And another email from Casey:
I’m trying to tell you that I, Casey Powell, did not write the message. Somehow, it was posted by someone who broke into my yahoo account which is the reason I am not using the yahoo account to contact you now. I can’t even get into the other yahoo account Bobby. I am terminating the account due to privacy issues. So while it was from my yahoo account, I personally did not write it, which is why I’m trying to ask you to remove my name from it. I would personally like for you to take the whole message off, because I believe it is quite an offensive comment to your publication of material on your website. But at the least, I don’t believe in submitting comments like that to people’s websites and did not submit that to yours. I have been trying to explain that I did not make the post. This is a personal matter that I am trying to get cleared up by deleting the yahoo account that this comment was posted from. I apologize for this disturbance to your site. Please be assured that I would not submit anything like this to anybody’s site Mr. Henderson.
Casey Powell
*update 13* - August 2nd, 2006
*note from Bobby- The original hate mail and Casey’s comments to this blog come from the same IP address.
I am shocked by what FSM will do to the children. Before little Jimmy was worshipping God and now a giant flying spaghetti monster. My God what has happened to America? Creating a joke on the internet is extremely inappropriate. Well I do hope you win your case. [/sarcasm]
I don’t buy it. The insane ramblings of Casey Powell on his MySpace account match with all of “Robert Patrick”’s writing styles.
Casey also seems to go by the name Jim Brumann.
It would seem that Casey is just trying to “duck out” on all the publicity he has created for himself. Too funny, really.
1) Perhaps widomaker could be contacted to see what user ID is associated with 204.238.183.47
2) of course Bobby could simply look at his logs and see where the messages were posted from.
The simple explanation is that Casey Powell sent hate mail, it got published, he tried all kinds of tactics to get it removed, and posts a message supposedly from “robert patrick” saying it was a prank when the tactics don’t work.
Man, I tell you that after reading all of these posts by “good christians” I am proud to be a full supporter of FSM. I would rather put my beliefs in FSM than a horrific and wrathful god…..
Accept Satan as your lord and saviour today!
Best fucking site ever! I was in stiches reading that shit about Casey P! Ha! You rock man.
In one word: GREAT !!!
Happy smiles from France where FSM got a new believer. :o))
May Pasta be With You.
Eric SerialJoker
Poor, poor Mr. Powell. Oops… guess we’re not supposed to know his last name. I can only hope that Mr. Powell can someday accept The grand Meatball of love and tolerance that FSM offers to him!
FSM Bless
-J
Bobby, more power to you. Great stuff. I’m from an earlier generation that was mostly ignorant Christians. It’s very comforting to see most of your generation understand the truth. I guess that’s proof of evolution.
I particularly like
“It does not require faith, it requires the ability to understand what irreducible complexity is along with several other phenomena that has been discovered in Science.”
“….discovered in Science. Which I cannot remember right now, but my point stands! There are probably reasons!”
Onward Christian stalkers.
I know the FSM’s Noodly Appendage moves in mysterious ways but it was a mean trick of Him to log into Casey P*w*ll’s computer and pretend to be a psycho gun-owning Bush-supporting biblebasher who desperately needs a shag. He really had me fooled there.
I’m Casey Powell… and so’s my wife!
I’m Casey Powell… and so’s my wife!
“We do not look like spaghetti”? What do you mean, God created us all in his image. That’s your religion, not ours.
Mad props to Google and Bobby Henderson for giving me the chance to Ramen this guy.
See Powell get pwned:
http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/showthread.php?p=1605521#post1605521
Folks, this is a christian-owned family-friendly website. They’re very cool with letting nontheists post, but don’t be using language you wouldn’t want to hear from your five-year-old.
Casey, YOU ARE THE BEST!!!
Someone really needs too tell this bobby guy that a flying spagehtti thing did not create us and all the shit he says.
I’m cathlic and i believe in the lord, not a fucking noodle. People HAVE SOME GOD DAMN SENSE!!
E-mail me and tell me why you actually believe this crap: lmr26@ptd.net
Well…what can I say. Apparently the world is more gullible than I thought it was.
Be sure to check out my blog where I beat the crap out of the Theologyweb wanna be arguer! I’m coming up with a name for him, I believe jerksucker Taoist wannabe would be a good one, though I’d love to hear some other good ones. The gentleman fails to mention that while I was called out, I do show why I did not post the above comment from Bobby Henderson and the honest mistake made by everyone that Williamsburg Public Library is not CWF. I hate to burst your bubble, they are both the same! To duck out on such a wonderful opportunity to make money and my chance at a claim for fame? Right, that would make a ton of sense! Ha, you should know that I could have easily manipulated this as an opportunity to make myself a public figure, however, I would rather keep my integrity in tact and simply show you why I did not post that silly e-mail to Bobby Henderson than take your money. I also have a site for Dr. Strawman, and I even philosophically disprove the FSM for your viewing pleasure and show how it is no longer the least bit funny! :). As far as your Jim Brumann character, I’m afraid I can’t say I know that gentleman. Of course you gullible fools would probably believe it if a mouse came up to you and whispered that he knew me too and he wrote vulgarity as well. I think my dog has more common sense than you guys. people will truly believe anything. IQ for today on the FSM site, 5. Get a life you quacks.
No doubt, that e-mail surely would constitute what a CHRISTIAN APOLOGIST would say right? Well…what can I say. Apparently you guys constitute as the most gullible citizens in the world.
Be sure to check out my blog where I beat the crap out of the Theologyweb wanna be arguer! I’m coming up with a name for him, I believe jerksucker Taoist wannabe would be a good one, though I’d love to hear some other good ones. The gentleman fails to mention that while I was called out, I do show why I did not post the above comment from Bobby Henderson and the honest mistake made by everyone about CWF and the Williamsburg Public Library that nobody seems to want to take a look at. Apparently, Williamsburg Public Library IS CWF! GO FIGURE! So somehow, that makes it easier for someone to hack into a CWF computer now wouldn’t it? DUH! I hate to burst your bubble, they are both the same place! To duck out on such a wonderful opportunity to make money and my chance at a claim for fame? Right, that would make a ton of sense! Ha, you should know that I could have easily manipulated this as an opportunity to make myself a public figure, however, I would rather keep my integrity in tact and simply show you why I did not post that vulgar e-mail to Bobby Henderson rather than take your money. I also have a site for Dr. Strawman (Glenn Morton), and I even philosophically disprove the FSM for your viewing pleasure and show how it is no longer the least bit funny! :). As far as your Jim Brumann character, I’m afraid I can’t say I know that gentleman. Of course you gullible fools would probably believe it if a mouse came up to you and whispered that he knew me too and he wrote vulgarity on the FSM SITE as well. I think my dog has more common sense than you guys. people will truly believe anything. IQ for today on the FSM site, 5. Get a life you quacks.
Mark this one on your calendar folks, this is the last time you’re going to see me! (Oh darn, I’m sure you were oh so looking forward to me sticking around). Nope, sorry, I’m an adult, you guys can stick to the playground, while I go play with the big boys. Peace out suckers……bow to the king!
Live and let live.
So Jesse, how does it feel to be called out punk?
Hmm… lessee:
1) A terribly abusive, vulgar, unchristian message is sent from your email address, under your name, from an IP to which you have access, referencing a book which you specifically endorse on your MySpace page.
2) You get rightiously and deservedly flamed by the FSM crew. (Ahoy, me mateys!)
3) You make pansey-assed teeny-bopper legal threats from the same email and IP.
4) You get flamed some more. (Someone around here mentioned oars and Super glue recently: do you know him, by any chance?)
3) You make wheedling apologies, from that same account and address, in hopes that your messages will be removed, and the deserved thrashing stop. Oops. (Casey, historically speaking, how often do overbearing, bigoted Christian evangelists like you stop thrashing ‘non-believers’ - before they’re dead, I mean?)
4) You make up a ridiculous story about your yahoo account being hacked, which not even your mom would buy, especially when you stated:
“I shall submit an apology for that e-mail. I have no right to tell you you will burn in hell. I was simply infuriated by the comments on your page.”
Oh, what a givaway!
Again, you make it from the ‘hacked’ account. Geez! You two must be passing each other on the way in and out of the library! Maybe you should check out the security tapes huh? I’ll bet O.J. would help you: the KILLER might be on them, too!
BTW, I’m still waiting breathlessly for your “Spaghetti-Monster-Eating-Horse” web site. I’m sure it will be a rhetorical marvel.