I do believe you are a fucking retard and I hope you burn in hell. Fuck you and the flying spaghetti monster. Postmodernism is a self defeating concept. Read Josh McDowell’s book for a good overview of what life is truly about you dumbass humanist. You obviously think life is just a big damn joke. Its all for humor and entertainment. I look forward to the day it fucks you right in the ass. Oh the age of the earth doesn’t fucking matter! Technology, hell we’d be better of without it anyways. God is not a flying spaghetti monster because only a human could think up such a dumbass retarded idea like that. Intelligent Design is observable. It does not require faith, it requires the ability to understand what irreducible complexity is along with several other phenomena that has been discovered in Science. Evolution is a conjecture. Of course, an idiot of your brain size would probably believe we came from monkeys…and quite frankly, you are probably the best evidence that Evolutionists have that human beings came from a monkey. I’m still having problems teaching my dog 2+2=4. I hope to someday prove Darwinian philosophy and be able to have my dog recite Shakespeare to me. Then I will believe Evolution is true. Until then….its all a big damn joke. Charles Darwin went insane when he was 28 anyways (didn’t know that did you?) Let me put it this way to you concerning your bologna flying spaghetti monster. If we are created in the image of what you believe God to be, we would look like spaghetti. Common sense is a valuable asset. Lets try this…I’m going to go very sloooooowly for you Bobby. Retarded people…like Bobby Henderson….will burn in hell unless you give your life to Jesus Christ. Life is not hard. Neither is it a joke. But I believe that anybody with a brain the size of a peanut should be exposed for the fraud that the person is. Quite frankly, I do not know why I’m wasting my time…because you are probably too stupid to read this e-mail anyways. At any rate, I have better things to do than point out your circular reasoning within your arguments. You are a disgrace to anything that humanity or your stupid existentialistic philosophy represents.
Casey Powell
*update*
Casey Powell
*update 2*
Just take the whole message off of the board! I gave you no permission to post that. I want it off, or I will contact my lawyer. And that is not a joke.
Casey Powell
*note from Bobby * - I’m not going to take your name off the message. However, I will henceforth refer to you as either C. Powell or Casey P. so that you remain anonymous. Additionally, I’ll include your email address here, in case anyone needs to get in touch with you. *
jesusmarine2005@yahoo.com
*update 3*
Actually no. I am not a piece of spaghetti! Neither are you. Therefore, God
created us in the image of himself. When looking at the spaghetti monster, I
then look back at God. When basing a comparison on "COMMON SENSE" the FSM
makes absolutely NO SENSE! "Why then are the mountain tops not made of
spaghetti noodalege. Is not the water on the earth a steaming pot of
spaghetti sauce?" Dude thats what your crap sounds like. So in essence, from
having read your website, I can conclude that it is irrational to believe in
the FSM and that the Bible is much more explanatory than the FSM Gospel. For
this reason, basing the evidence on a fair and objective criteria that a)
which explains the most accurate concepts of the human existence in today’s
reality (Ockham’s Razor) and b) was the FSM given any significant value
beyond the scope of today’s audience. When doing a fair and observant
observation of the material, then I can say no. As far as whether or not the
Bible misses a few thousand years, go to a site and find Genesis…..usually
the origins are given a ??? All we know is the beginning. "In the beginning,
God." Thus it goes back to the beginning, whenever that is. If by chance it
was written a few thousands years later, then we can also notate that the
Jews were VERY good at keeping accurate oral compilations and records, but
of course your 10 year old knowledge of how the Bible was compiled would
discredit your credulity on the issue. The reason Evolution makes no sense
is for several reasons. One - we have no evidence of eyewitnesses that saw a
guy with bad mental health on the island of Galapogos, besides his "claim"
which I definitely do not trust. No. two - we have lacking evidence of how
water came about based on the evidence of Evolutionary Scientists. With this
in mind, I can accurately claim that if it happened the way Evolutionists
claim, then we have an issue, because the sun’s energy would cause
everything in the world to burn up and die! The Genesis recollection is more
accurate based on this criteria. The necessary components for the necessity
of life on earth proves the Creationist model to be true and accurate. The
answer to your question about dinosaurs is that the Bible actually makes
numerous accounts of dinosaurs existing with man, though you seem to be
quite ignorant of that as well. So the fact that you have conjured up an
imaginary FSM is not too impressive…and neither is your support of
Evolution. And as far as when "Jesus was watching" lets see. What does Jesus
say, "Before there was Abraham, I am." Meaning, I was real from the very
beginning of time. I am displays a claim to deity here. "I am who I am"
from Exodus. I have plenty of evidence to back this up, but most of these
items are beyond the scope of what I can fit in this e-mail. I would
recommend for further consultation to refer to Glenn Miller at
www.christian-thinktank.com. Thats the most unbiased site I have ever found
(secular and nonsecular). The man asks for no money, will not accept
donations, and does not try to sell a book or anything whatsoever on it. It
is not a site of propaganda at all. It is a site for skeptics (like
yourself) to ask very tough questions and for him to give you a direct and
honest answer to your skepticism. I actually challenge you to challenge him
with your questions.
God bless,
Casey Powell C. Powell
*update 4*
expect to hear from my lawyer
You are committing a tort. This is a form of defamation of character known
as libel. I can sue you for creating a publication of something I gave you
no permission to actually post on your website (and actually explicitly told
you not to post on your site). Keep it up there and I’m pretty sure I can
get a few million dollars from you there Mr. Henderson.
Casey Powell
*update 5*
also keep in mind
If you want people to take you seriously, you might want to consider taking
my name off of it (and especially putting my e-mail up there? Come on,
thats a load right there). You are going to earn a horrible reputation that
way. Keep it up.
*update 6*
Are you trying to convert or deconvert?
*update 7*
What I can definitely say is that I gave you no permission for posting that
message. As a matter of fact, I told you explicitly NOT to post that
message. I have the e-mail to confirm it (from my other account). I also
have your contact information down as well. And I’m scheduled to meet with
my lawyer tomorrow concerning the matter at hand. Apparently, he thinks I
have a case (for libel that is). So I’d recommend unsoliciting that
statement unless legal action should be taken against you regarding the
matter.
Until then,
(I have been requested (per lawyer) not to provide my name)
*update 8*
Bobby Henderson
Age: 24
From: Tucson Arizona
I believe thats all I need to locate you….thanks.
*update 9*
See…the problem is this…I did not make that quote
Godfrey v. Cornell University/ Dolenga
In this case, Godfrey alleged that several defamatory messages about him
were posted on on the soc.culture.canada newsgroup by a Cornell University
graduate student and Canadian citizen (Michael Dolenga) using Cornell as an
ISP. Soon after Dolenga’s original post, Godfrey requested that Cornell
University block Dolenga from posting any additional such messages. Cornell
denied this request Several years after the postings had been made, Godfrey
sued both Dolenga (who had since graduated) and Cornell University in
England for defamation. Godfrey won a default judgement against Dolenga, who
did not offer a defense. … [edited for brevity, it goes on for pages]…
*update 10* - Aug 1st, 2006
Bobby,
You have 2 options. One you take my name off of your site, you take the messages off of your site that were posted by you and you take my e-mail off of your site. In the event that you don’t, I sue you for $400,000 for libel and invasion of privacy (and I’m not kidding about that either). You have 24 hours to decide which alternative you would rather go through.
*update 11* - August 1st, 2006
I am personally done talking to a bunch of 8 year olds who have no clue
or purpose for life period. I could argue with an 8 year old all day
long and get nowhere, so I’m over this retarded childish behavior. The
grace I am willing to give these people is the relinquishment from this
website (thats right, I’m trying to get this shut down for good). Bobby
Henderson, I’ll see you in court. The subpoena is coming your way.
Casey Powell
*update 12* - some older unpublished emails I received from Casey. (the bold was added for emphasis)
*received july 30*
and in exchange for taking my quote off - I feel one good turn deserves another. I was getting ready to start
a webpage to smeer your site. In return for taking the quote off, I
will not use (and I mean this, NEVER use) the flying spaghetti monster
eating horse to start a campaign to smeer your site. I will also send
you the picture if you wish too, as you requested. I feel that a fair
exchange. In fact, shoot, I might even buy your book just to read it
and see your point of view on this thing. Thanks man,
Casey Powell
By the way, I shall submit an apology for that e-mail. I have no right to tell you you will burn in hell. I was simply infuriated by the comments on your page. God bless you Bobby, in all seriousness, I hope you find Jesus Christ for who he truly is. Not just a joke made up by mankind, but a loving Savior who would do anything for you. The only true God who truly created the world as the finely tuned universe that it is. Bobby, God bless you and in a way, I’m glad you have this site. It shows that in some way you are searching for something. I’m going to be honest with you. My position is this. When I was searching for whatever it was it was…(whoever it may be, whatever it may be), I kept an open mind. I looked at both sides honestly and came to a conclusion based on that. I support ID and Creationism because from my review of both sides, Evolutionists just can’t answer the questions I have, whereas ID sites have no problem. Evolutionistic sites (pandasthumb.org, talkorigin.net, glennmorton@entouch.net) simply just don’t add up. I’m kind of a new Christian in a sense, so I’m used to using language like that, though I’m attempting to try to get better with that. Please accept my apology, as what I stated was truly wrong. Furthermore, please take it off your site, as I don’t want to disgrace Christ with those words of hate. May the hate be replaced with love Bobby.
Casey Powell
Here’s another message from Casey, also received July 30th *
This is defamation of character for two reasons. One, I did not post the claim. Someone has recently gotten a hold of my Yahoo account, which I am now cancelling as a result. No. 2, I believe I have told you numerous times to take that off of my account. When I initially found out it had been posted under my e-mail address accounts, I immediately believe I had contacted you to take it off of the page. That is a libel claim for those two reasons. It is a defamation of character issue, so I would recommend that you take it off of your site.
Casey Powell
*And another email from Casey:
I’m trying to tell you that I, Casey Powell, did not write the message. Somehow, it was posted by someone who broke into my yahoo account which is the reason I am not using the yahoo account to contact you now. I can’t even get into the other yahoo account Bobby. I am terminating the account due to privacy issues. So while it was from my yahoo account, I personally did not write it, which is why I’m trying to ask you to remove my name from it. I would personally like for you to take the whole message off, because I believe it is quite an offensive comment to your publication of material on your website. But at the least, I don’t believe in submitting comments like that to people’s websites and did not submit that to yours. I have been trying to explain that I did not make the post. This is a personal matter that I am trying to get cleared up by deleting the yahoo account that this comment was posted from. I apologize for this disturbance to your site. Please be assured that I would not submit anything like this to anybody’s site Mr. Henderson.
Casey Powell
*update 13* - August 2nd, 2006
*note from Bobby- The original hate mail and Casey’s comments to this blog come from the same IP address.
dude…..do us all a favor
get laid
Don’t worry, Casey. As a stong Christian, I’m sure you stand behind your email without fear of what other people think. Besides, your god will save you from the retaliation which may or may not insue, based on your single-minded views. …won’t he?
I did not issue that comment. Someone got a hold of my account, though I did submit an apology for Bobby Henderson and took responsible for the matter at hand, I did not post the actual comment. That was posted from my yahoo account, yes. But someone actually managed to break into my yahoo account, which is the reason I’m ready to extinguish the account. I am hoping that Mr. Henderson will take my name off of the comment as it was not initially issued by myself, though I suspect someone from the public library who actually may have somehow gotten into my account from Yahoo. The fact though, that he is defamating my character through the post and by my request for him to remove the post (as well as actually putting up my e-mail address that I did not issue him permission to use) can tell you a little something about the character of this website itself (notice how I have made no claims regarding the website itself, as I can not and will not reissue a defamation of character against Mr. Bobby Henderson). I apologize for any misunderstanding regarding the quote itself. Please acknowledge that it was not written by the alleged “Casey Powell” as mentioned within the context of the quote by Mr. Bobby Henderson. Thanks and have a good day.
God bless,
Casey Powell
If you are actually willing to have an intellectual conversation with me concerning your views, then I will engage in a conversation with you. If not, I will simply dismiss this site as “single-minded” since it does not take a fair account of what Christianity is all about and assumes its position as superior to all others (self stultifyingly so).
God bless,
the “real” Casey Powell
As far as whether you wish to turn the question against Jesus….think about this. 9 New Testament writers compiled the Bible. Luke was a doctor. He accepted the virgin birth of Christ while giving an honest account to “Theophilus.” This is important because Theophilus was a Roman authority who was willing to kill Luke for telling a lie. Based on empirical observations made by Sir William Ramsey, a famous archaeologist who found more than enough proof for the archaeological superiority contained within the books of Luke and Acts, Ramsey is quoted as stating, “Luke should be placed along the same lines of the top historians of all time.” You might remember Ramsey as the guy who founded the periodic table. Niels Bohr later contributed to other discoveries of chemical elements founded within the periodic table. As far as other outside evidence of Christ, we have more than ample besides the Biblical writers. For instance, Flavius Josephus was an orthodox Jew who had ABSOLUTELY no reason to lie about who Christ was. As a matter of fact, his partiality would probably lay him to be more apt to discredit this source. I am going to show you an excerpt from a book I’m going to be publishing soon:
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Why is all of this important? Because of the Bible is as accurate as its claims are, then Romans 10:9-13 is very significant. 9That if you confess with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 10For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved. 11As the Scripture says, “Anyone who trusts in him will never be put to shame.”[a] 12For there is no difference between Jew and Gentile—the same Lord is Lord of all and richly blesses all who call on him, 13for, “Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.”[b]
I hope you’re beginning to see why Christians believe what they do. The God of “Jews and Gentiles” means he is God over EVERYBODY! In other words, it is not a matter of being “tolerant.” In certain situations, as such if a theif were stealing your wallet of purse, you would definitely agree that you should not be tolerant of this attitude (or just belong in a looney bin somewhere). It is a matter of an objective statement that applies, not just to me, not just to my church, not just to people who are Christians, but to EVERY “tribe, tongue and nation.” These words are from Christ himself, the Holy Spirit who actually lives within everybody (you probably are not spiritually mature to understand this enough). A nonacknowledgement of metaphysical implications (also known as postmodernism, a self defeating concept) is the only way we can get around the Holy Spirit. Parapscyhology has enhanced our ability to be able to evaluate the actual supernatural existence of our world. Psychologists today actually study the effects that demons and other supernatural spirits have on other people. One example studied thoroughly by Psychologists is Edgar Cayce. So the reason I’m sharing this with you is not to just take up space but to show you that this thing is real and not a joke. If anybody has any questions, I will submit to you my e-mail address (as long as you have honest questions and are earnestly seeking the truth). cpowell@q-express.net. Just remember, you can not refute absolute or objective truth, so don’t believe a relativist. In other words, in issues such as morality and universal truths, whats true for me is true for everybody else. The world, no matter how much we’d like for it to, does not revolve around us. As a pastor who I personally interviewed when seeking this stuff out told me in regards to the Christian faith, “You have nothing to lose and everything to gain.” I studied 50 different religions, as well as Agnostic, Atheistic and Skeptical points of views. Not to mention, I studied Existentialism (the ones who don’t like labels put on them and believe virtually that nothing is objectively true). I interviewed Ophthamologists, Biologists, Evolutionists, Intelligent Design supporters, studied the Dover case thoroughly, looked at both sides honestly and based my criteria by who was telling the truth. The reason I chose Christianity, Intelligent Design, and Creationism is because to try to argue against their evidence, I found myself either committing silly logic or self-defeating logic to try to get around it. If you are honestly open to reviewing the evidence, there is no way around Christianity. I can assure you of that personally.
God bless,
Casey Powell
Thanks for everybody’s understanding on the matter. I apologize for any misunderstanding. I am not an advocate of the FSM site, though I was quite astonished to see a message like that in my sent box for that account when I initially discovered it. I would certainly not go to an extreme like that. To Mr. Henderson, JesusMarine2005 is being terminated and I assure you we will not have this misunderstanding again. I would appreciate you giving credit to the heathen who actually posted the quote and not issuing the accusation to me however. Just call him, “The apostle Saucey of the FSM” or something like that.
lol, God bless all,
Casey Powell
Ca: do believe you are a fucking retard and I hope you burn in hell. Fuck you and the flying spaghetti monster.
Wow Casey or JesusMarine which equates to your level of Christian hostility and anger.
Do you have any idea who your GODS are.
Take a look at these religious paintings with held from your religions.
http://www.ufoartwork.com/
I am sick of people telling others about GOD and the fact none of you can even point him out then none of you practice what you preach but it does make a good laugh:):):):).
All you Christians support murderers controlling nations with lies, who is going to hell, the anti-christ followers.
If someone decsacrates history it’s the religious or the person that wrote the TJ(Talmud of Jmannuel) these are examples.
C
Again, to the ignorant masses, I did not make that comment. Its especially amusing however that most people are unable to realize that….but hey, I don’t really need to answer to you, only to God. Nice picture, though of a UFO? yeah, what that has to do with Christianity, I’ll never know….but you are obviously confused. Have any serious questions about Christianity?
Um…Christians control nothing. They control about as much as you do. I have never told anybody who is going to hell or heaven, that is not my place to judge buddy. Christians have one God (wow, I think JP was right about you guys having a 10 year old’s education of the Bible).
Thats quite amusing….yes the old Toledoth Yeshu crap right? 70 B.C…..all the Talmud crap right? Actually you must be some Jesus myther right? One of those guys that not ONE SINGLE SCHOLAR agrees with? Yup, thats intelligible. I don’t need much to debunk that. JP Holding however, does a terrific job, so if you want to talk to him about it, by all means.
www.tektonics.org
Oh, and by the way…thought you might like this:
http://jesusjustforyou.blogspot.com/
Can you smell, what Bobby Henderson is cooking?
hehehehe!
Since when does a Christian support murder? Man….you need to get off of that crack dude, that stuff kills brain cells!
Freud might agree with you though…..I think he liked Cocaine!
I am sick of people telling others about GOD and the fact none of you can even point him out then none of you practice what you preach but it does make a good laugh:):):):).
You might be a fundamental Atheist if….
You became an atheist when you were 10 years old, based on ideas of God that you learned in Sunday School. Your ideas about God haven’t changed since.
You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is for people to have FUN.
[trucated]
Arguments that you guys make against the existence of God:
TRANSCENDENTAL ARGUMENT
God doesn’t exist.
If God doesn’t exist, then if reason exists, then God doesn’t exist.
Reason exists.
Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
COSMOLOGICAL ARGUMENT
If I say something doesn’t have a cause, it doesn’t have a cause.
I say the universe doesn’t have a cause.
Therefore, the universe doesn’t have a cause.
Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (I)
I define God to be X.
Since I cannot conceive of X, X must not exist.
Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (II)
I can’t conceive of a perfect God.
One of the qualities of perfection is existence.
Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
MODAL ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT
God doesn’t exist.
God, if existing, is either necessary or unnecessary.
God is not necessary, therefore God must be unnecessary.
Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
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ARGUMENT FROM IGNORANCE OF HISTORY
The Bible is completely false.
Therefore, the Bible is toilet paper.
Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
ARGUMENT FROM RESURRECTION
If God exists, then he would be bringing people who have been decapitated back to life.
No one who has been decapitated has been brought back to life.
Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
ARGUMENT FROM BIOGENESIS
Where did life come from, dummy?
Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
ARGUMENT FROM STEADFAST ATHEISM
A lot of really cool people didn’t believe in God their entire lives.
Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
I love how we have the term “BioGenesis”…hmmm, is that cluing anybody in on anything?
Its funny how I sent some very nice comments to Bobby Henderson too, but he doesn’t want to share those with us. For instance I actually apologized for however that quote got to him. I told him that I would never post anything like that on his website. I also stated to Mr. Henderson that I will assure him that he won’t have any problems with my attorney if he removes my name from the quote. Thats all I truly asked of him, and seeing as how I did not create the posting, I felt it was fair for him to do so. Basically, its a misrepresentation of who I truly am, because I would NEVER post anything like that on anybody’s site, no matter how much I did not approve of what they were doing. Somehow, my account got hacked into and that post was posted to Mr. Henderson’s site. I am quite distraught personally about this occurence, but assured him, that I am in the process of getting the JesusMarine e-mail account deleted from Yahoo, since apparently someone has been able to hack into it and has now changed my password (basically don’t bother sending anything to that site, I can’t even access it). Again, I do not support FSM, my efforts are to show you all the true nature of Christ and how he really does make sense (believe it or not!). The only thing I’m stating is that Mr. Bobby Henderson is not showing the true nature of what a Christian is about. If so, he would have shown you the real e-mail that I posted on his site showing the true compassion that I had for Mr. Henderson, which was basically, I didn’t want to cause any problems with him, and I didn’t want any problems from him. I felt that to be an even exchange in this matter, in all fairness. Just remember, there are always 2 sides of a story. This is the one that has not been posted.
In Christ’s love,
Casey Powell
If you have any questions or doubt concerning who Jesus is……read this site:
http://www.tektonics.org/jesusclaims/jesusclaimshub.html
Mr. Powell,
While I’m sure everyone is thrilled by your ability to cut and paste philosophy, it’s not actually proving your point. Anyone who’s ever taken philosophy can tell you that proving that your god does exist is just as hard as proving he doesn’t…if one felt compelled to spend the time to do so.
Also, I received your spam, and while I’m just jumping at the chance to open your attachment, I think I’m just going to have to pass today.
We can either prove God exists, or we can not. Since we can prove God exists, the alternative fails. Philosophically, its that simple Cameron.
Mr. Powell,
First, I would like to refresh your memory of my statement. “Anyone who’s ever taken philosophy can tell you that proving that your god does exist is just as hard as proving he doesn’t.” Now, be aware that I am not here to refute your god or anyone else’s. My point is that you have your beliefs and others will have theirs. While (at this time) it is not possible to negate the existence of your god, it is no more possible to negate the existence of any other. To my knowledge there is no steadfast, irrefutable evidence proving the existence of your god, which means that one must be open to other possibilities (be it the existence of one god, many gods, or no god at all). Again, I have no problem with your beliefs. They are yours and you are entitled to them…equally entitled as I am to mine.
As you share your beliefs with roughly one third of the world, it’s safe to say that approximately 4 billion people disagree with you either in part or in entirety.
…and please tell me that we’re not back to that, “The bible is true because it says so,” argument.
I didn’t say that the beliefs of 4 billion people nullify your own, nor do your beliefs nullify theirs. I am simply pointing out that they disagree with you.
I believe that the bible is definitely a good book to be acquainted with, if for no other reason than it is full of interesting stories (yes, I did take the initiative to read it). Many of the stories teach good lessons and moral beliefs, but my unwillingness to accept it at face value is due to the fact that there are so many other possibilities out there. I feel it would be incredibly unjust for 4 billion people to spend eternity in your hell simply because they chose the wrong answer…and maybe that is what will happen. I can’t say. You said it, Just because [someone] want [something] to be true doesn’t make it true.
Have you been reading the email that comes to this site? Your “Christians” have been throwing accusations all over the place. There have been few logical debates on the matter.
“Luke was a doctor!” That’s incredible!
Wow, that one was fun!
DON’T LISTEN TO ALL THOSE OTHER DUDES I AM THE REAL CASEY POWELL AND I HAVE ACCEPTED PASTAFARIANISM AS THE TRUE WAY!
I can’t stop laughing. I think I’m going to piss my pants. Thanks, Casey!!
Casey, you could probably come over to my site. I’ll bet you and this “Laney” person would make one Hell of a couple.
Shamylanical arguement:
Bruce Willis exists.
Bruce Willis is dead, so he cannot exist.
God is perfect,
And so he can’t screw up.
He screwsed up with Bruce Willis.
Therefore, he cannot exist.
No, I am Kasi Pow-el. I eat psghetti and meatballs therefore I am your GOD.
This this is the real Casey?
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=34860391
Don’t listen to those fakes and strumpets! THIS is the real Casey Powell!!!
The imposters stole my laptop while I was passed out from a heavy evening of autoerotic asphyxiation and freon huffing. The thieves ran up my credit cards, sent a rude email to my mum and besmirched my good name on this message board and others. Now I’ve returned to get it back.
To set the record straight, I’m neither a christian (too kooky) nor a pastafarian (too saucey). I am, however, an enthusiastic follower of Milt Freeburg, my barber. The guy can flat-out cut some hair.
Thanks, and I hope that settles everything on the FSM messageboard. Please stop dragging my good, barber-fearing name through the mud or I really will have my lawyer contact you with a nasty letter and a bucketfull of orphan tears.
Hey Casey, you might as well stop lying about your account getting hijacked. Unless someone went to a lot of effort to frame you, it seems obvious because you cite the same book on your MySpace page that you cite in your comment which you now deny.
… You seem very protective about your reputation online, it’s too bad this page will be indexed soon enough…
Don’t worry guys, when the time comes for the esteemed Mr. C. Powell to be nominated to the Supreme Court, he can use this as evidence supporting his confirmation.
the only part of this that is at all interesting to me is the supposed defamation of darwin by saying he went insane at 28.
its interesting to me that one might believe that considering ‘the origin of species’ wasnt even published until 1859 (darwin was born in 1809.)
so a man who is clinically insane is able to write clearly and coherently and use the scientific method to back up his ideas?
he MUST be crazy!
i mean, im sorry to put it in such a crude manner but:
sir, you are one dumb ass motherfucker.
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
wikipedia link, for those who are too stupid or too lazy to look up the info i just related on darwin themselves.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_darwin#Announcement_and_publication_of_theory
(also, i assumed people could do simple math, but i thought better of it. darwin published origin of species when he was 50. much much older than 28 you complete fucktard.)
I’ve studied 50 religions, I have interviewed doctors, lawyers, biophysicists, I even spoke to jews. And all of them agree, wholeheartedly, that Baked Lays Sour Cream and Onion chips are fucking delicious.
Hi Casey,
You know what? You’re talking out of your ass. Charles Darwin went crazy at 28? Yeah, right, where’d you hear that? One of these pseudo-scientific cereal boxes masquerading as a scientific publication no doubt.
Get out of your little god hole and you will find that evolutionary theory answers all of the questions about life the universe and everything that you wuold ever want to ask.
And you can still pretend that Yahweh is up there looking out for you and you won’t even go to hell.
Yeah right. Like I’d listen to someone named Jacques. France is the prime seat of Satan’s power. He wears a beret, smokes those wussy little short cigarettes, and won’t go to war with us!
Ha ! I have you now Casey Powell !
You have defamed me by posting scandalous LIES about my mental state in my late twenties ! As I look down upon you from this great rotating platter in the sky I laugh. . .like this, “ha HA, ha HA, HA!” as I enjoy the soothing application of various sauces and condiments.
Expect to hear from MY lawyer, you tan-footed boobie!
Don’t make me go all Peter Venkman on you bible-hater!
DONT CROSS THE STREAMS!
Hahahahahaha. God bless the internets. Mr. Powell, thank you for that hilarious correspondence.
Your extensive knowledge of science, christianity, and the united states legal system is astounding.
Honestly. Libel. For putting your own words for the public to read?
You made my day.
HEY!!
The REAL Casey Powell here.
Ya know what I do when I get that not-so-confident feeling? I reach for the Holy Bible (TM, R, Pat. Pndg.).
That’s right the one, the only, the infallible, Holy Bible. It clears up any inflammation of rational thought or the pesky questioning that can only come from Satan’s wicked manipulations.
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“Since when does a Christian support murder?”
That’s a very good question. With a simple answer.
The Christian religion is BASED on murder… fear, torture, cruelty and yes, murder. How do you think this religion has been passed on for so many generations? Through pressure by those with the power. And those with the power had the money. With power and money people have been forced to say they believe in a christian god - for fear of death. Not just their own, but their families and friends.
What about the inquisition? What about witch hunts? You name it and the christian religion has been a part of it - the cause of it.
Get off your high horse and start looking for the truth about the origination of christianity. Just because you’re too scared to have an original thought in your head and you need some religious authority to tell you what to think - doesn’t mean everything you hear is the truth.
Hello?
Um, for the record I’m a Christian with a FSM badge on the trunk of my car. When I sing in the choir, or read from the bible on Sundays, I notice how many cars in the parking lot have stickers denoting our denomination, but often also Democrat Party stickers as well.
What worries me, is when I see so many people, rabid, venomous, calming to be members of a Church who’s savior preached a message of peace and self control be so threatening and militant. Turning the other cheek as commanded by the central figure in the Church, can’t mean kick your ass in a parking lot. The sad truth is that these people aren’t really believers.
If you really believe something, say that the sun will come up every day, or that your wife loves you and isn’t cheating, or that you have spiritual faith, then you don’t need to talk about it. You are comfortable in what you believe. If on the other hand you accept the teachings of a false profit, who supplies unsustainable dogma which you are supposed to believe, unquestioning, with no room for interpretation, then you are in a constant state of self-denial which must be supported by justification, evangelizing to others, and repeated references back to the content which you “believe” but is not yours. Biblical quotations are always a sign of this.
Ultimately, if “conservative Christians” truly believed that non-believers are going to hell and they are going to heaven, then why bother being so ugly about it? Especially since may of these “Christians” spend a good part of their time arguing which tiny minority of fundamentalists are really going after all, sine they each think the others aren’t.
No the terrible truth is that they don’t really believe what they say, because it’s not about belief, it’s about faith. Faith is the very difficult, and ongoing, deliberate acceptance of an idea without proof. Radical Christians are always trying to “prove” it to you, but more importantly prove it to themselves rather than just accepting it. It’s because they are week, small minded and easily scared- they are children who need to be told what to believe.
Which brings us to the terror of it. If you listen to the language of these people in forms like this, you’ll notice it’s the same as Islamic suicide bombers. What’s so different about shooting abortion clinic doctors than other terrorist acts? Nothing. Well almost nothing. At least Islamic terrorists have the courage to kill themselves because they have faith that they are going to heaven. “Christian” terrorists are too afraid because, really, they don’t believe what they preach.
Hello there. This is the REAL Casey Powell, and I can tell you that I like and respect the knowledge and truth that this man and his book has to offer. Please buy a copy today! With respect to me, I have to say that I love having sex with men. It just makes my day every time a man plunges …. well, anyway it makes my day.
Thanks for listening to the REAL Casey Powell
realcaseypowell
It seems sad that the creators (or at least, perpetuators) of one fairy tale can’t spare a little love for the creator of another fairy tale. Jeebus loves you and the Invisible Pink Unicorn and the FSM and the Easter Bunny and Santa.
Great points, Mr. David Redford.
I’m Casey…..and so’s my boyfriend
Wow…I’m truly amazed at all of your intelligent levels. With IQs of 50…I mean, you must even impress the scholars!
Fortunately, I’m sure Mr. Henderson didn’t expect me to stay away from posting for very long and I have a comment for each one of these “Einsteinian” remarks.
Manda:Sheer brilliance, so what you mean is:I should become a brainless mindless humanistic imbecile who doesn’t know what a hole in the ground from my bunghole really is because my brains have fallen out of my head and I’m so far gone that I think I know what I’m talking about regarding every single issue on the face of the earth, but half the time I’m really talking out of my bunghole….no thanks, don’t need that!
To Mr. Redford:
You might be a fundy atheist if: Existence of God
You may be a fundy atheist if….
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Last of all — you write this website a letter which includes a rebuttal to the above listing!
That is to all of you rembrandts up there…..Lets bring in politics….yeah for politics, that solves everything. No doubt, Humanistic politics has nothing whatsoever to do with all of the wars within the world…NO! That would have to be blamed on religion…its too easy for us to take the blame. Meanwhile, while I’m trying to show off my “smart” skills (and failing miserably to do so) I’m going to pick on someone who has absolutely no power to post anything on this website! Yeah, that seems fair right? Go ahead and live in your delusional worlds, you have your life to live and I have mine. All I can do is show you the right way, its your choice as to whether you want to take it seriously or not. Thanks for all of the “brilliant” people on this website contributing to the FSM! Of course, the website speaks for itself, we would expect for people this stupid to actually post remarks on this site. I have nothing more to say, as what you say(God, this response isn’t even necessary…you make yourselves look stupid) is horrifically ridiculous.
Later morons,
Casey Powell
oh wow you are an annoying little shit. It would do me no good to get into the inherent FLAWS in your arguments since your base argument is “I BELIEVE IT SO IT’S TRUE!!!!”. and yet you condemn this man for having a website that means the EXACT SAME GODDAMNED THING. He believe in something, you believe in something, each has faith but he must be wrong because it’s not what YOU believe. Go vomit your nastiness somewhere else. If ignorance is bliss you must be happy as hell. People like you should be sterilized and sent to live the remainder of your lives on an deserted island.
Now listen here a minute, THIS is the REAL CASEY POWELL! You’re all ignorant. First you all say there’s no Santa Clause and you won’t say ‘Merry Christmas’ when I go into the Target. You say ‘Happy Satan Holiday!’ My christmas tree is a christmas tree, it is not a Satan Tree that you now sell in the Sears-Roebuck catalog. You see, all you people with your bullshit diplomas and fancy ass liberal double-speak have way too much time on your hands. While your writing this garbage on your MyPages and your LiveJournals and your sex diaries, I’m on my knees studying scripture and praying for all of you. I do. I hate you all. I hate your stinkin’ guts and I wish all of you a miserable painful death. I hate you. Like serious. But I also pray for you. I pray for you despicable bastards because I hate you and Jesus’ fatherly plan says that I should love you and forgive. So yes. When I say that I hope you all get cancer, what I am really trying to say is that I love you.
Just keep digging that hole, CP.
The more time you spend frothing about a satire designed to mess with people like you, the more time I will spend laughing.
Laughing really, really hard.
/kthnx
I think Nate Dawg should be your correspondent….he’s obviously more intelligent than anyone else on this site……and that guy who thinks that the Origin of Species is so significantly true because Darwin wrote it when he was 59 and went insane at 28. Wow, Nietzsche had a book too ya know? You win the pulitzer prize for the biggest idiots I have ever meant existing on the face of the earth today. If ever there was proof that man came from a monkey, you guys would be the greatest proof out there.
Casey Powell
Hey, if any of your children start believing in another god, you better stone them to death. The bible says so :) Also, did you know that if you put peanut butter, and bananas, and toast it on bread it tastes great? Therefore, god doesn’t exist. I dont like organized religion, nor do I like other people telling me what to think (church), therefore I believe in what I think is right. And people really need to stop discrediting evolution saying there is no evidence or its just a theory. The earth rvolving around the sun is a theory, did you know that? If anyone actually looked in evolution they’d find books upon books upon books with very evident evidence Finally, I’d like to add that I hate the way christians, or rather any religion seems to have the answer for everything. At least scientists can say when they don’t know. The true meaning to life is sex, spreading your seed and making sure you species survives. :) BTW TOOL ROCKS ALL YOUR FUCKIN SOCKS
I know guys, everybody wishes they could be me…I’m just cool like that. Wait your turn in line please…no cutting.
Casey…this is god…seriously…STFU your an embarrassment…and stop wanking yourself off and get laid…all that spanking to pictures of jesus is really just fucked up…
Maybe I should make my new yahoo address…IdioticsupportersofFSM@yahoo.com
Though if you must know, I do have a new yahoo account. Its not the one I’m using on myspace anymore FYI…..
Also, if god is all forgiving, he’ll forgive me when I die if i apologize and seek forgiveness right then? Problem solved :) Im going to go and smoke some pot and enjoy life, rather than adhearing to what someone else says to do or think.
You’re not the first person who wishes he was God either….lardface.
Mr. Roker…if you have any common sense, then you would know thats not whats going to happen….by then, Jesus will say, “Too late buddy, you had your chance.” Ever read the Bible? Easy to make assumptions right? Look at the facts.
If a Christian calls a fundamentalist Christian a “Paulian” for priviledging the epistles of Paul of Tarsus over the quoted words of Jesus in the canonical gospels, for taking tiny snippets of Paul out of context to justify excessive laissez faire capitalism and hatred of the poor, why would that make one a “fundamentalist athiest?”
PS - Mel Gibson’s “Passion of the Christ” is a bunch of postmodern hogwash, heresy at its finest. Rather than preaching the gospel of death followed by resurrection, it focuses solely on His death. Further, it conflates portions of the Gospels in misleading ways, while taking artistic liberties that promote an agenda that is not reflected in the actual text.
But fear not: We are on to your arguments against the existence of God:
TRANSCENDENTAL ARGUMENT
God doesn’t exist.
If God doesn’t exist, then if reason exists, then God doesn’t exist.
Reason exists.
Therefore, God doesn’t exist.
COSMOLOGICAL ARGUMENT
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See, I told you I was going to do it. Ha. Feel it bitches!
It’s not that people can’t grasp that you didn’t make those comments C.P… It’s that people don’t believe for one INSTANT that you didn’t make those comments.
Someone makes some idiotic comments online and when it comes back to bite them they scamper around in little circles waving their hands in the air going “oh crap now what do I say!? Oh I got it. Someone hijacked my account.”
Well it doesn’t fly. Someone logged on as you, rushes out and posts something bad. And continues to do so. And you conveniently find the same site to not only state that you didn’t say it… but CONTINUE to post on it pretending to be all nicey nicey now? It… doesn’t… fly. Own up to your post and get a little respect.
Go ahead… say it. I know you can. “I posted it and I’m sorry.” It’s real simple and you’ll feel all warm and fuzzy that jesus knows you are no longer lying.
To cynic: See bottom response…..
Man, I feel like I’m at a circus…this isn’t an intelligent debate, this is a group of retards……I think Evolutionists should take a look at you guys, you might just be that missing link. I’m almost persuaded to believe in Evolution as of now (but definitely won’t)
Thanks for sharing your obviously “enlightened” insight on who I am Kanati…..another clown, another Atheistic website
By the way, I have something for you FSM mongers……Try Bobby Henderson the “horse” crapping out the FSM! Yup, the origins of the FSM have been revealed. Get your free copy today, before I start selling them for higher prices than you minimum wage mongers can afford.
Seriously…lying and threats…not very christian if you ask me…you know…god…your totally not allowed to enter until you get ass raped by a minister, you big fat liar…
Casey…this is god…stop the lying and fess up to the evil that satan has made you do. What will your family think when they found out that your a two-faced poor excuse for a christian??
C. Powell: which bottom response are you referring to?
When a person takes three or four words out of context from, say, Ephesians to argue that altruism is wrong and that the poor are responsible for their plight, they’re representing an agenda that falls outside the Biblical text.
When a famous actor produces a blasphemous film that downplays the Resurrection, he’s a heretic.
When a person like yourself celebrates these actions, you’re either naively ignorant or a false prophet.
Another God wanna be huh? Perhaps you should choke on your own grape juice you Jim Jones poseur!
CP- your smug/anger=self-rightous motivation is amusing to all of us. Get on your knees some more and pray that we get what you believe is coming to us. Imperfect filter of the Lord’s Word, find something better to do with your time! Or not, its not like you know what that is.
Just in case that you did not understand the whole deal- your continual process of self-transfered anger that you believe comes from some violation of god by a satire designed to highlight the changing level of acceptance by christians of evolutionary theory(about fifty years late, as usual) is not a good use of anybodies time.
Go outside and play some baseball, or tetherball, or just something that gets your chronic blogging neo-christian arse away from such meaningless posting.
Stay away from the gays and the shellfish and the blended fabrics, though.
Those are a little advanced for you. We’ll get to those in your next life.
Or- keep at it so that I can continue to read your gibbering repression-based(sex?) posts.
Or about as stupid as you Cynic…(thank God I have a higher IQ than down syndrome folks like you do).
Attention,
THIS is the real Casey. Don’t pay any attention to “Cut and Paste” Casey above. He’s probably one of the jerks who my password and posted a stupid letter that reads EXACTLY like the rest of my posts.
Boycott Cut-n-paste Casey!
Wgunder! Yet another clown… please spare me!
Awesome, troll.
Move along, nothing to see here.
Another one who wants to be just like me…..God made me so cool, but I didn’t know he made me that cool…wow guys, I’m speechless.
Okay, so what are we playing make believe or something here? Or are you really as stupid as I think you are.
Thanks Mr. Powell, i finally do not firmly belive in your god. Good jorb.
Wonko the Sane
No no no.
I am the real Casey. Not the jerks above.
Please guys. Just leave me alone.
Stop flooding my myspace page. Stop making fun of me. I’m just trying to help.
Why do you all hate me so much?
I’m sure I could start up a website off of these clowns….and probably make millions. I can call it the hall of shame loser forum.
GOD here again…yes hes IS as stupid as you believe he is…and YES its sexual repression. He’s got nothing better than to wank off to pics of my son…
Since you have to actually emphasize sane, I am drawn not to believe you are. Wow….another honorary member of the “who wants to be Casey Powell” club. I charge $5 admission.
And you thought Christians were dumb…woohoohooo!!!!!
Ohhh, god’s mad at you casey. See? he told you so in this thread. He thinks you’re acting silly. Now please, find something constructive to do. I hear building toothpick houses is a lovely hobby.
Clown? Does that mean I scared 95% of people, yet amuse 5%?
Or are you resorting to personal attacks?
I’m a Christian, you vaginal cleansing apparatus.
And the entire minimum-wage dig was in poor taste. But- its time to go poke some smot, but I will check back up on you in a few hours. Please post something original and entertaining. You will be judged on circular logic, and overall style.
When everything is over and done with, you still can’t answer Cameron’s original point. You cannot prove that your God exists.
Even if there is irreducible complexity, there’s no proof that “God” was responsible and not the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Your atheist humor is highly irrelevant: we believe in FSM.
How to be a stupid existential humanist…..thats what we should rename this site.
wgunder- see above comments on “You might be a fundy atheist if…”
I was able to prove God exists and managed to piss off a few people in the process…however, Mr. Henderson thought it a good idea to take that part off of the forum (seeing as this is a “fair impartial humanistic” site, I’m not surprised)
Posted by: C. Powell | July 31, 2006 at 02:59 PM
I was able to prove God exists and managed to piss off a few people in the process…however, Mr. Henderson thought it a good idea to take that part off of the forum (seeing as this is a “fair impartial humanistic” site, I’m not surprised)
GOD again….WRONG you numbnuts…you were caught LYING and you refuse to do the right thing and ADMIT to it…
Nice blame shifting there…try again…lets start off with the thing I’m telling everyone all the fucking time…
ASK FOR FORGIVNESS YOU IDIOT…
And for that IC response…I have this!
Coming soon to a website near you:
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth….then God created man, and animals. One of these animals was horse, to which man decided to worship the defecation of, through the apparent creations by a Mr. Bobby Henderson. In the subsequent beginnings of the FSM 2000 years after the origins of the earth, we finally find the actual origins of the Flying Spaghetti Monster: Picture of Bobby Henderson (the horse) shooting the FSM from his butt. Picture available upon request.
So lets have a vote guys. Which “wannabe” God was the most dumb? Wannabe no. 1, Wannabe no. 2 or Wannabe no. 3?
All the wannabe gods are nice people, sure, but there is only one god, and his noodles embrace me in prayer.
Readers,
This is Dr. John Ritter, psychiatrist to Mr. Casey Powell. I must ask to please lay off this poor young gentleman. The mockery of his admittedly puerile quips on this forum have done nothing to help his pre-diagnosed messiah complex. Myself and a team of other mental health professions had been treating Mr. Powell in the state institution for the criminally silly until just last week when he apparently escaped out of a door left carelessly unlocked.
Casey feels that he is a qualified preacher and “spiritual servant.” But really, the crux of his disorder rests in his own narcissistic need to be the subject of attention. Much like the preacher who never leaves the pulpit or the film director who gives himself a plum role in his own film (hello, M. Knight), Mr. Powell has been provoking more comments from you all in order to satisfy his own perverted need for attention. The fact that these comments are nearly all derogatory make no difference to the afflicted.
I beg you all. Just ignore the sad little youth. If you must pay him any attention at all, please, just pity him.
Thank you for your time,
Dr. John Ritter
Virginia Southern Hospital
Headcase & Pervert Division
Any more wisecrack remarks?
GOD Yet again here…
Dont you get it? I mean its not terribly difficult a concept…you came on to someone else’s site with the intention of blindly telling someone off that didnt believe in your ideas…you then pretend that it wasnt you…and then you go on to pretend that people give a shit about your say and proceed to waste others time trying to convince an audience who actually “GETS” sarcasam. By continuing your “fight” all your doing is providing humorous content. I have to admit that watching you drown yourself is quite amusing. The best part so far is actually thinking that insulting a farce will actually affect anyone.
HILARIOUS…keep up the good work!
Uhh, John Ritter is dead.
“I think Nate Dawg should be your correspondent….he’s obviously more intelligent than anyone else on this site……and that guy who thinks that the Origin of Species is so significantly true because Darwin wrote it when he was 59 and went insane at 28. Wow, Nietzsche had a book too ya know? You win the pulitzer prize for the biggest idiots I have ever meant existing on the face of the earth today. If ever there was proof that man came from a monkey, you