hey bobby! i agree with one of the previous commentors (mellisa) and im just writing to say i shall be praying for you too. her comment pretty much said it all n i can’t improve on it.however, i would like to know specifically what motivates you, because there are much easier ways to make money. is it simply that you want to drag people down? is it because the devil is telling you that you’re so undeserving for God’s grace that you can’t admit guilt in any way? i would really like to know what is driving you. if it is this, the whole point of Jesus coming and dying on the cross for us is because we are all so undeserving and there is nothing we could ever do to earn a place in heaven. the point is that Jesus has made it so that he has paid for everything we have ever done to be guilty, and it goes without saying that it’s never too late to repent. i hope i’ve expressed my self clearly.
thanks, rach x
Hey Rach
FSM is rectifying your religion. When was the last time you heard FSM followers attack foreign lands, never.
When was the last time a Christian attacked a foreign land, all throughout history.
Did the Devil make your race (Christians do consider themselves a race) kill all those people since Biblical times or was it your greed like now.
You hope you expressed yourself clearly? Try less hope, more punctuation and grammar. We’ll cover logic at a later date.
God don’t you wish you could implant microships in these people that would enable to keep a close eye on them at all times? They’re obviously insane….
“her comment pretty much said it all n i can’t improve on it.however, ”
However, I will drone on endlessly like the co-worker that traps you in the hallway to talk about what their adorable kitten did over the weekend that was SOOOO funny like oh my gawd can you imagine?
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STFU!!!
I’ll never understand the logic of Christians when they say that “Jesus died for your sins.” What sins? If Jesus even existed 2000 years ago, I did not, so I could not have committed any sins and he did not die to absolve me of them. It is a simple matter of logic and time, unless Jesus or I used a time machine at any point in our lives, at which point you can ignore my previous comment.
“It is a simple matter of logic and time, unless Jesus or I used a time machine at any point in our lives, at which point you can ignore my previous comment.”
Jesus clearly was a wormhole alien like from Star Trek Deep Space 9
The reason that Christians currently are pushing “Intelligent Design” over true science is because they feel threatened by it. Read your own replies to this email to find out why.
This poster may have seemed a characature, and frankly I find it a little funny that she apparently believes in a devil, but she was at least nice about her replies, especially as Bobby has taken a joke intended to point out the stupidity in Intelligent Design and made it an insult to a modern faith.
And please, although many of its current believers (Mr. Bush, anyone?) may resemble crusaders in white brandishing weapons, the bulk of the real Christians out there aren’t evil people. Some are misguided, but that’s an error in society, not the tenets of a faith espousing “turning the other cheek”.
why does everyone keep calling the flying spaghetti monster a joke? i seriously believe that heaven has a beer volcano & a stripper factory, and it hurts my beliefs when you call it a joke.
Personally, I feel pretty bad for Rachel and those who find solace for their manufactured guilt in the disgustingly brutal and horrific treatment of Jesus Christ.
What kind of twisted people teach their children that they’re guilty just for being born?
Perverts.
Personally, I feel pretty bad for Rachel and those who find solace for their manufactured guilt in the disgustingly brutal and horrific treatment of Jesus Christ.
What kind of twisted people teach their children that they’re guilty just for being born?
Perverts.
It seems people are looking over the fact that she is “praying for you all” and trying to understand. This means she actually has some care for us, and at least she didnt just scream that we would all be damned. This is the first step on the path to tolerance.
So, encourage and help her to understand that the views of others are just as important and valid as her own.
believe me. Your prayers are wasted. Why don’t you focus on world peace or something? Who the hell are you? His mother? Is there any physical evidence that god or the FSM exists? Do you really think you have the right to tell people that they are harboring the will of the devil? That they are purposefully trying to damn the rest of us? I’ve seen alot of closed off and hatefull people, but you’re just a crazy fanatic.
Why don’t you tell all your bible thumpig friends tostop praying for us, and to start praying that the FSM will accept you.
has it occured to you to maybe question whether your religion is wrong or if maybe other people believe in a seperation of church and state?