alright man. i dont know what the heck you think you are doing. but just wait till you are standing in front of the gates of heaven. when god asks you “Why should I let you into Heaven?” what are you going to say? “let me in because i mocked you my entire pathetic life, said there was a god better than you, made of spaghetti and meatballs. let me in.” right. thats the point you go to hell. you are a stupid little guy with no girlfriend, so you’re depressed. writing about your fake, gay loving man whore god. to get attention. all its gonna get you is a foot so far up your a** your gonna have ingrown toenails growin out your ears. you need to stop this stuff. all you’re doing is getting yourself closer and closer and closer. to hell. not heaven. not paradise. not getting laid. not having children. not having a penis. nothing. shut the heck up already. no one likes you..except your gay friends who believe all this stupid crap. and whoever they are.. i hope they use protection with eachother, along with you. tonight. oh by the way. i am having spaghetti and meatballs tonight u little prick. i think i will just throw it in the trash cause thats where it belongs. along with your fake whack religion and fake god. so have a nice day, and hope u have fun gettin raped by your spaghetti and meatball, FAKE god.
Sincerely, Seth
So what we can tell from Seth’s post is that fundys are stupid and sexually frustrated for gay-loving-man-whores. Except Ted: He’s not frustrated anymore.
Just surfing through the page after page of hate mail, I came upon this true jem of what (their) God seems to stand by. namely;
……………………ur al fcking gay turds, bang girlds r gudd so du it aredy! u brn in hell 4 etrnety, BELIVE EN GOD or I laff INN HEVEN wile u burnn!!?!c go2 HELL u fkin ashol,!, ETC ETC ETC.
while this one is a little softer spoken then most other hate-mails, that translation still seems to hold true.
RAmen
@Homo narrans
‘but i’d wager the average homosexual male spends less than 1/10th of the time thinking about gay sex than what your average christian fundie does. ‘
I’ve often noticed this. It’s like there’s this seething chaos of sexual frustration and impotent anger that’s consuming every waking moment of their lives. This is the stuff lynch mobs and death camps are made of.
“Gay loving man whore”
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Okay, I confess, I had some interesting times in my youth. Doesn’t make me a bad guy, though.
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I’m only a whore because I do unworthy work for money.:o(
@Gnocci Man: OMFSM! That one is truly profound! He spelled gay, bang, god, and hell correctly.
@BB “I say we deify all foods”. Yes! I can relate two miracles of the holy edibles.
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#1. For it came to pass, as I peeleth the sacred Onion (blessed be his name), and as I contemplateth the perfect sphere of his nature and the obviously designed multitude of layers, that I did fall to copious weeping. My nose runneth over. Yet sadness felt I not. And the whole house was infused with his spirit, so I had to open the windows.
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#2. In the time of Lunch, there came forth a woman unto the Land of Pub which, in those times, was called The Red Lion. The lord Prawn Cocktail blessed this good woman and did glow within. Infused with the holy seafood did this lady clutch at her stomach and groan in ways wonderous to behold. Withdrawingeth to the private sanctuary of the Inner Cloakroom, to the astonishment of all that did witness it, did this woman cry the name ‘god, oh god!’ and retch with spiritual abandon. Many pilgrims did visit the site of this miracle, including three wise men from the local Health Inspectorate.
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btw, I love watermelon, but it always gives me the squits. Clearly evil.
If you want me to wait until I’m standing in front of the gates of heaven, well, lets just say I don’t have the kind of time to wait for myself to wind up in imaginary places (unless you mean Pastafarian heaven, in which case I’m actually pretty excited).
Aren’t you supposed to capitalize the first letter in god?
How do know about Bobby’s girlfriend status? Do you stalk him, because I really wouldn’t put that past a fundie.
How are these ingrown toenails actually growing out? And why are there random periods everywhere?
If we’re not getting laid, why do we need protection?
I don’t think the FSM has ever raped anyone (can you say the same about the upper levels of you religion?). Also, I think I’m going to throw away some wine and bread. On second thought, I’ll extract the ethanol from the wine before throwing it away.
lol omg this is to funny XD im sorry but i thought christian where supposed to be loveing ppl but i saw “your fake, gay loving man whore god. to get attention. all its gonna get you is a foot so far up your a** your gonna have ingrown toenails growin out your ears. you need to stop this stuff. all you’re doing is getting yourself closer and closer and closer. to hell. not heaven. not paradise. not getting laid. not having children. not having a penis. nothing. shut the heck up already. no one likes you..except your gay friends who believe all this stupid crap. and whoever they are..” lol what with the no one love you i thought would love him no matter what, is god to good for some someone that belives in something elses, no i dont belive in anything but i still find it funny to see christions get all worked up about someone making a diffrent god so what i say let them even if its just a joke and if it is lol nice job your rock bobby GG (good game) and also to seth its ok to be gay i think god will still love you lol even if you cant admit to it yet XD good luck with that seth and good job on pissing ppl off bobby XD WOOT!!!!!
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jfdklsañ this is stupid!
I think someone sabotaged his period (.) key!
I sure wish someone would sabotage my period! Oh, different period, sorry!
As for facing Heaven, if it’s the Christian, Let’s all sit around and bask in the glory of gawd type place, gee, I think I pick the warmer option. At least all my friends will be there too! Hey, maybe the FSM will do one of those Escher type places for all the Fundies so they can feel great and go ahead and do all that basking and crap, while the rest of us drink our beer and eye our strippers!
Seth - Heaven is a gated community. The gated community concept is crap. Gay? What are you 12? Takes one to know one.
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It is funny that the perception of most fundamental christians is that they live in trail parks. The only thing gating them in is dump next door.
I’ve seen “exclusive” gated trailer parks! (I live in Florida… go figure…)