dear bobby, in a sense i feel sorry for your taking all this grief from people who say that you need Jesus yet curse at you..they need Jesus too…but I must agree with them that you do also. Beleive it or not,youre a false prophet.some may take the flying spagheti monstere as a joke…but i am sure that there are those who are seeking for someting more and have turned to this wicked,satan-driven religion.They have never heard thee name jesus and if theyve never heard of any other religion worth following…why wouldnt they follow your ways….it may all be a joke to you Bobby…but satan is working through you to mock THE ONE AND TRUE LIVING GOD.
And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet [are], and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Rev. 20:10
To open their eyes, [and] to turn [them] from darkness to light, and [from] the power of Satan unto God, that they may receive forgiveness of sins, and inheritance among them which are sanctified by faith that is in me. Acts.26:18
i pray and hope that you take these verses of cripture to heart….you are yes a false prophet but you can be forgiven.
–parker
Fun Fact: Satan also powers the comedic prowess of Paul Reiser, Dane Cook, and worked as a muse for the writers on the later seasons of The Simpsons. However, there is industry buzz that when Satan’s contract runs out Thor will be replacing him.
Uhm, well you obviously arn’t that devoute of a worshipper.
For if you were then you’de realize that Satan, the Devil, and Lucifer are actually 3 different beings, and wouldn’t falsey reference Satan as the Devil.
Btw. I’m a satan worshipper.
my view is, if the devil punishes people for being evil, then I’m supporting punishing the wicked. have fun with that.
“but i am sure that there are those who are seeking for someting more and have turned to this wicked,satan-driven religion.They have never heard thee name jesus and if theyve never heard of any other religion worth following…why wouldnt they follow your ways…”
That’s funny — if you replace jesus/satan with dieties from other religions you can use that same argument against christianity.
I love it when Satan drives. He goes so fast.
Can someone tell me where to get these verses of cripture? Do they refer to some random heaven where there are no bloods?
Parker,
Does it ever occur to you that many people don’t believe what you believe?
Quoting the bible in your post doesn’t make anything you say hold more merit. In fact it just makes you look foolish.
You write “but satan is working through you to mock THE ONE AND TRUE LIVING GOD.”
So flippin’ what? I thought your god was perfect, eternal, all-powerful, etc. etc. So what if we mock god? It’s not like she/he/it will mind. Do you mind when an ant mocks you?
If god exists I’m pretty certain she/he/it will look at us, sighs deeply and say:
“How did I create such morons…?”
If anything god will punish you for being such an impressionable idiot and give us a pat on the back for daring to think openly about things.
We used to be burned on a stake for saying things like this. I’m pretty thankful that age is past us. And I pray daily for religion to be extinct by the 22nd century. But I have little hope.
Both Lucifer and Christ mean pretty much the same thing linguistically… they both mean the Morning Star or New Light. It is derived from Latin and Greek.
If A= Absolute Power
And A corrupts Absolutely
And B= GOD
And A=B
The Answer is:
“THE ONE AND TRUE LIVING GOD.”
That implies that he exists. Which he does not.
Ever think that maybe your “cripture” doesn’t really apply to some people because they don’t believe in your religion? How would you feel if somebody from a different religion started telling everything you did wrong in a religious sense?